I believe I should become a warden because similar to Geo I am 90% competent. I know how to start a Minecraft server and write enough java code to get me through the day. I've bought enough crates to know they aren't worth it. I've done enough C block parkour to know that they're all shit. I've muted/jailed/banned enough kids to know they will always be salty about something.

Most of all, I promise to not make shitty parkours and I promise to not ever make a new prison with 1000 safezones. I promise not to TP to you while you're writing a book to ban you, and I promise to not tp to you while you're taking a piss to knock you off your base to your death.

I've never been banned or demoted signaling I'm smart enough to not get caught doing dumb shit. I'm drunk right now but I'm sure my grammar is still better than every other warden app on this website. Even if I get denied, I promise to not make a mod app until Silas at least says they are actually looking for mods.

And that is why I should be promoted to Warden right now.

Thank you,

Ryan10000

http://cdgs.net/Vote/
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This vote link claims that players can vote 6 times for MCP and 6 times for HCF. This is a blatant lie and obvious deception.
Players can currently only vote 8 times and only for MCP.
Thank the lord I found this. Imagine how confused new players would be if they saw this.

https://mcshop.cdgs.net/package/632884

IGN: ARL_Badger
Age (as of now): 20
Timezone: MST
How Long Have You Played On MCP? Around 9 years now. (since 2013)
What is your current playtime on the server? (/playtime) 65.2 hours
Have You Ever Been: Banned, Muted, Kicked? Banned a very long time ago for saying things no one should ever say.
If You Have Been, Why, And For How Long? 3 days I believe
When can you play on MCP? anytime in the afternoon and maybe morning mondays-thursdays and depending on if I have work Fridays and Saturdays and anytime possible on Sundays.
What is your rank on the server? Baron
Why Should We Pick You To Be Our Next Moderator? I am friendly towards everyone on the server and would love to help make MCP a fun and friendly place on the server. I also love to help out new players as much as possible with my knowledge and experience with all of the rules and how this server is run.
Additional Information: I have noticed recently that we have been getting new players rushing in and some of these players have been using offensive words and overall the chat has been more aggressive when it comes to how people are chatting towards each other. All I can really say at the end of the day is Tiss but a scratch. Thank you to those that have read my application and hope you have an amazing day!

IGN:
DragonApex23
Age (as of now):
26
Timezone:
MST
How Long Have You Played On MCP?
A long, long, long time, since back when it used to be Convicted
What is your current playtime on the server? (/playtime)
74.5 currently
Have You Ever Been: Banned, Muted, Kicked?
No
If You Have Been, Why, And For How Long?
N/A
When can you play on MCP?
Basically whenever, I work from home, and do online university.
What is your rank on the server?
Baron
Why Should We Pick You To Be Our Next Moderator?
Because I have been a mod before, I know all of the rules, and I know how a staff member should behave. I love this server, love the community, and love hanging out with the people, but quite frankly, the chat has become toxic, there are new people joining everyday, and with one A-Guard, and the rest of the guard staff only being on at certain times of the day, there is a serious need for Moderators, now more than ever. I genuinely believe we need to bring back moderators.
Additional Information:
If you do not accept me, Tiss but a scratch, however chat will continue to get more and more toxic, to the point people leave, or become toxic themselves just to fit in.

What is the bug: /RP is not working and isn't a command
Where is this bug located: in chat
How can we recreate it: Get rid of server message or add command /rp
What is your client version: 1.12.2
https://imgur.com/a/HaN3JKv:

I think that the punch enchantment should be modified to apply more knockback than usual.

On an unrelated note: heatseeking arrows

Age (as of now): 30

Timezone:
AEST (Australian Eastern Standard Time)
This makes me a perfect candidate for the "night shift".

How Long Have You Played On MCP?
A proud member since May 2017.

What is your current playtime on the server? (/playtime)
For this version currently sitting on 7 hours but lifetime in the server is roughly 2999.5 hours. I am working on gaining more playtime since my extended break because life got in the way, once again Panda is officially back and here to stay!

Have You Ever Been: Banned, Muted, Kicked? If You Have Been, Why, And For How Long?
Yes, but this feels like a life time ago. It was back in 2017 during my first month on the server - I believe it was due to some economy exploit.. okay I admit it.. I was a bad panda.. but Tiss but a scratch on my record.. I was punished fairly, served my time and even made a name for myself in within the MCP family and community.

What is your rank on the server?
Baron & Donator

Why Should We Pick You To Be Our Next Moderator?
As a previous moderator to the server, I believe I am quite equipped in this field as I have proven twice before in this role (on two separate occasions) that I have the understanding and skill to implement the rules when needed, to guide and assist new players when required. I am always friendly in and love to have a chat. You can trust that if I am given the chance once again to join the team, you will not be disappointed.

Additional Information:
Since joining back in 2017, I instantly called MCP "Home", I was welcomed by a team of incredible staff who were very friendly and informative. I would love to be considered in being part of this experience for other new players again. I am a dedicated player and even though I have taken an extended break from the server due to personal reasons. This time away from the server allowed me to refresh and reset myself and it was exactly what I needed to be able to return and continue to do what I loved doing. I would absolutely loved to be considered for when the position opens back up! Surely you can't go wrong with having this amazing Aussie on the team   emotTHEDREAM

IGN: Lordkillgoree
Age (as of now): 20
Timezone: EST
How Long Have You Played On MCP? 8 years
What is your current playtime on the server? (/playtime) 20.3 Hours
Have You Ever Been: Banned, Muted, Kicked? Banned not legitimately, Muted No, Kicked, No
If You Have Been, Why, And For How Long? N/A
When can you play on MCP? Monday to Sunday, 3:30pm till 12:30 am
What is your rank on the server? Free
Why Should We Pick You To Be Our Next Moderator?  I believe I should be your next moderator because I have proven time and time again that I am loyal to this server and that I do not break the rules and if I did I would always own up to it and fix my mistakes. I am good with players and respect everyone I come to meet and play with on the server. I can be active for hours on end to watch the chat and make sure all is clean and safe for everyone playing. I feel that because of the recent death and return of MCP I was not given a fair chance to show that I can be a good moderator and I feel I deserve to be given this chance to prove that I will be a good staff member on your team and overall a good moderator that anyone can go to when help is needed. If given the chance I will make sure to be as active as humanly possible!. Overall I just want to be apart of the MCP team and help in any way I can. Thank you for your time! also "Tiss but a scratch"
Additional Information:

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X-Rayer’s Anonymous

Over the past week, many players have been banned for the use of X-Ray. Girlsrock513, Godt9, Urabm all banned in the span of a week. Should we just stop x-raying? No. As of today we are starting a new program to help x-rayers, not only to stay out of trouble, but also to look less suspicious when using their x-ray. If you’re interested please contact CutMyWrists in game for meeting times, location and further information. When we reached out to CutMyWrists for comment he stated, “It’s time we end the stigma surrounding the use of x-ray. It’s not hurting other players, and the purpose of XRA is to offer those players who do x-ray a safe space to discuss their findings, share their own x-ray packs, and get help from others on how to make the most profit from doing it.”

JaggMasters Shop in Courtyard

While combing the streets of MCP I stumbled across a shop, in truth it reminded me of a small, humble Ma and Pa shop from back in my childhood. And to my surprise they offer some of the greatest prices to be found on the server. Need TNT? A Dragon Egg for those boss fights? Blaze Rods to avoid the Nether? Or maybe Experience Bottles, perhaps fireworks of all durations. Looking to sell those pesky iron and gold ores? JaggMaster’s shop in Courtyard, right outside of C to the left, has it all. I stopped in looking for some of the harder to find items and for such a small shop they had it! Arguably the best shop on the server with the best prices to be found.

Edit: Their shop will soon be selling crates as well.

Jizzy_Pillow Update

An update to a story we reported on in last weeks edition of MCP Alert Jizzy_Pillow has reached Citizen Rank. He has made claims in the past that Citizen Mine was severely underrated in terms of money making and he set out to prove his point. When we reached out for a comment from him he stated, “I think the citizen mine is underrated but it takes more effort to mine.” We hope Jizzy_Pillow the best in reaching Baron Rank if that is indeed what is in store for the MCP Legend in the future.

Guard Update

In Guard news, Mitsuo_Wolfblood, and GoldEagle12 were promoted to C-Guard, while ItsKelinu and Jaymahzah were promoted to B-Guard. There have been plenty of Guard Applications submitted to pick from, so we may soon see another player join the rank of Guard. On the other side TheTrueLoner has quit from C-Guard, more on this player coming in a future episode.

In somewhat related news, Owner Silas_Bowen has made an official statement regarding Moderators.

“We have no intention of accepting Moderators right now.”

BBQ Flop

With the growing neighborhood behind B-Block in the Plot Wing it was only a matter of time before someone attempted to bring all their neighbors together in a celebration of sorts. On March 11, 2022 MondoChief posted a thread, in the Off Topic section of the forums, announcing the “EastSide Neighborhood BBQ” set for Sunday, March 13, at 8PM EST. Along with the BBQ there was a planned raffle with 3 different winners. Now while it seems like a fun time nobody showed up according to our sources.

What could have possibly gone wrong? According to the poll at least 4 people said yes they would be showing up for the BBQ while 3 voted No they would not be showing up. And leading the poll was 9 Maybes. Perhaps it could have been planned to be closer to the Custom Block party on the same day and more would have shown up, perhaps not.

Future Rank In The Works?

On Wednesday, March 16, Owner Silas_Bowen made an announcement in the feedback-pings channel of the Discord asking everyone to come up with a new rank name above Baron. The requirements were straight forward, “Not hierarchical but represents status.” The reward if it is chosen is currently 50 Crates or the rank for free when it is released. While there were a few suggestions, they left quite a lot to be desired. On top of name suggestions some even went further and suggested ways to achieve the rank, stating it should cost more than simply money. While the perks for the future rank aren’t concrete yet from what we’ve heard from our sources the rank should be very worth the grind to achieve.

How The Mighty Fall

The Courtyard has always been one of, if not the best, place to put down your roots and create a home. Whether it be for building a shop, or a simple home to store your items. Even Santa himself would descend upon the Courtyard to leave presents for the plot owners on Christmas day. Which leaves this reporter asking, why has Courtyard fallen so badly?









These are the current corner plots on the server. One empty, one quartz and stone brick monstrosity, one, erm not sure how to describe it, and one decent looking plot. Not to mention the empty plots and plots with very little added, furnaces, chests, etc etc. When did Courtyard become a place for people to do nothing with them? One could argue that it takes time for players to get the money to buy the blocks they want to use for their plots, however almost two months into the map, and how easily money is gained there should be no excuse. Plot Wing is the perfect place for these types of homes. Houses in the slums look better than those we currently have in Courtyard. Hopefully players will hear the message and build decent plots instead of tanking the housing market further.

aside from prisoners and guards make it so that when you kill a player you get rather a % or fix amount of their balance