Dec 21st, 2018, 06:03 PM
(This post was last modified: Dec 23rd, 2018, 08:24 PM by Dragon1240.)
The Guardly Gazette Christmas Special
The Guardly Gazette Staff of the Year Awards:
Coming new to MCP this year are the staff awards, brought to you by The Guardly Gazette. Players will be able to vote for their favorite staff member of 2018 under certain categories. Players can vote for their favorite staff members of 2018 by using the links below.
Guards > http://www.pollingwiz.com/poll/452167
Mods > http://www.pollingwiz.com/poll/451494
Wardens > http://www.pollingwiz.com/poll/453427
Admins > http://www.pollingwiz.com/poll/454328
Current Staff > http://www.pollingwiz.com/poll/455409
Toxic Players > https://www.pollingwiz.com/poll/456217
Most Reformed > https://www.pollingwiz.com/poll/462168
Most likely to be banned by New Years > https://www.pollingwiz.com/poll/458163
Most likely to be demoted > https://www.pollingwiz.com/poll/459201
Most likely to get staff > https://www.pollingwiz.com/poll/461774
Best PvPer with a client (Presumably) > https://www.pollingwiz.com/poll/465332
Best PvPer without a client (Presumably) > https://www.pollingwiz.com/poll/467840
All staff oriented polls other than the last one include staff that have been staff at least once in 2018 and have had their head placed in the demote hall after Bagel_Thief and before PolarDog11 or are current staff members. Results will be posted in the New Year's Edition of the Guardly Gazette.
Two Years on MCP
Two years ago Monday, I was looking for an old prison server that I used to play on a long time ago. In that search I came upon MCP and just planned on leaving once I figured out if it was the server I was looking for or not, after looking around and talking to a few players I realized this was not the server I had been looking for. However, in my first 20 minutes, I had been told to go off myself, got lava poured on me in a cell, and got thrown in solitary. All the great attributes of a prison server, which I missed dearly, and decided I would try the server out.
In the past two years, I have gotten over 1300 hours of playtime. 54 Days worth of playtime out of 730 total days being apart of MCP. 600+ of those hours have been spent as Evevet’s personal punching bag and Silas’s slave. I’ve been guard three times, reaching A-Guard once, B-Guard twice, and C-Guard, three times. I have been banned over 120 times, (105+ last version alone.) 35 different staff members have been demoted 42 times in the past two years, only one due to me reporting a member (Never forget Mit) and I have applied for staff 14 times, being rejected 11 of those times. I have won over 300 events with the majority being sky dive and laser tag. I have voted over 5700 times (All time server high) and have opened over 1500 crates. I’ve made many friendships, and have broken many friendships. I’ve learned a lot that I would’ve never learned and have been pushed beyond limits and didn’t think were breakable. Hopefully when I make my three years post next year the number of staff applications hasn’t gone up.
( In last years MCP Alert Christmas Special I wrote a story in the lisp, the story being over the banning of infamous player; AlphaCoolskate, time to do it again. )
MCP Was About to be a lot Warmer : The Lisp Story
Alphacoolskhsate was banned early thish month for xraying. He had bragged about how easily he had made 1.5 million dollarshs in suchsh a shsort time and it came to no shsock to playershs when he was banned for xraying. He washs attempting to gather enough cashs in a shsort ammount of time to buy a corner courtyard plot that was going up for shsale. He washs banned and fined. He shsoon appealed and was denied. He has shsnince bought an unban pashs and ish shstill playing on the shserver.
MCP Hall of Fame
Carrying over a tradition that I started over at MCP Alert is the MCP Hall of Fame. Every issue we used to pick a notorious player, veteran or new, and add them into the “Hall of Fame.”
Past inductees include:
Silas_Bowen
Pointlessbob
Miner01
Zeedin
Maelonic
Geonat
It is now time to continue the tradition that ended temporarily after the ending of MCP Alert, and with that, there is no better person to induct into the MCP Hall of Fame than Mitsuo_Wolfblood aka Mitsuo. Mitsuo was best known for being a dick, he was great to be around and a really fun person, but was known to expose people and not care about punishments when calling players out. He has been staff numerous times, one of the best demote reasons of all time, having a Hitler skin, was never be forgotten in MCP’s history.
Mit was one of the first players to start up a news type of thing and opened up LSI with Cougarboy. For those who don’t know Mit is currently in basic training to protect and serve his country. Congratulations Mit. He isn’t here to know he has been inducted as a certain player whose name starts with Z and ends in S has been known to send him dildos in the mail so when Mit moved training camps he did not give anyone the address.
Economics
After more than a month post reset, MCP’s economy seems to be flowing like a well oiled machine. Player shops have been set up all around courtyard with potions and xp bottles being the biggest sellers. Here is a list of what you can buy and where for how much.
XP Bottles:
Plot 32: $8396/stack
Plot 24: $11,200/stack
Plot 25/3: $8800/stack
Plot 26: $6450/stack
High Grade Cocaine:
Plot 25: $3000/1
Potions:
Plot 25: $745/1 Strength II / Speed II, $1000/1 Fire Resistance 8 Minutes
Plot 26: $450/1 Speed II
Plot 3: $350/1 Strength II / Speed II
Note* These prices may not be accurate due to constant changing economy and competition, building blocks are also located at Plot 7, other misc items are also available at plot 32, 24, and 26.
Bye Bye Doggie
After 2 years, 7 months, 6 days, Polardog11 was demoted. Polardog has been apart of MCP for years, and retired after such a long service. Polar was mostly known for nothing as for the past year he has been inactive. He would get on at times and was helpful when he was on but overall a lot of players nowadays don’t really know him or what he was like because they rarely encountered him. He was like that one rare pokemon that you could only find in certain areas and would be annoying after you caught the first one but still helpful to have. You will be missed PolarDog11. F
Christmas Points
An MCP tradition that goes back years, the Christmas Points contest. Only three players really have chances of winning it as the current leader has an over 200 plus point lead over fourth place. We here at The Guardly Gazette have estimated the odds of the winners of the Christmas Points contest.
Odds of Winning Xmas Points Contest:
Boysocute 94%
Evevet101 3%
IcyCrevasse 2%
Rest of Field 1%
Boysocute has over a 70 point lead over Evevet101 who is in 2nd place and over a 100 point lead over 3rd place, IcyCrevasse, who has another 100 point lead over 4th. Boysocute is looking at back to back wins unless someone is able to do the impossible and find multiple Christmas presents with numerous Christmas points. Presents now spawn upon donations and roughly every 8 hours.
A challenger has appeared!
Nator27, owner of PJR, has decided to reopen its doors. PJR is a fellow newspaper article that publishes news similar to The Guardly Gazette. Make sure to read his next issue coming out soon.
*All stories written by ThatLispyKid*
The Guardly Gazette Staff of the Year Awards:
Coming new to MCP this year are the staff awards, brought to you by The Guardly Gazette. Players will be able to vote for their favorite staff member of 2018 under certain categories. Players can vote for their favorite staff members of 2018 by using the links below.
Guards > http://www.pollingwiz.com/poll/452167
Mods > http://www.pollingwiz.com/poll/451494
Wardens > http://www.pollingwiz.com/poll/453427
Admins > http://www.pollingwiz.com/poll/454328
Current Staff > http://www.pollingwiz.com/poll/455409
Toxic Players > https://www.pollingwiz.com/poll/456217
Most Reformed > https://www.pollingwiz.com/poll/462168
Most likely to be banned by New Years > https://www.pollingwiz.com/poll/458163
Most likely to be demoted > https://www.pollingwiz.com/poll/459201
Most likely to get staff > https://www.pollingwiz.com/poll/461774
Best PvPer with a client (Presumably) > https://www.pollingwiz.com/poll/465332
Best PvPer without a client (Presumably) > https://www.pollingwiz.com/poll/467840
All staff oriented polls other than the last one include staff that have been staff at least once in 2018 and have had their head placed in the demote hall after Bagel_Thief and before PolarDog11 or are current staff members. Results will be posted in the New Year's Edition of the Guardly Gazette.
Two Years on MCP
Two years ago Monday, I was looking for an old prison server that I used to play on a long time ago. In that search I came upon MCP and just planned on leaving once I figured out if it was the server I was looking for or not, after looking around and talking to a few players I realized this was not the server I had been looking for. However, in my first 20 minutes, I had been told to go off myself, got lava poured on me in a cell, and got thrown in solitary. All the great attributes of a prison server, which I missed dearly, and decided I would try the server out.
In the past two years, I have gotten over 1300 hours of playtime. 54 Days worth of playtime out of 730 total days being apart of MCP. 600+ of those hours have been spent as Evevet’s personal punching bag and Silas’s slave. I’ve been guard three times, reaching A-Guard once, B-Guard twice, and C-Guard, three times. I have been banned over 120 times, (105+ last version alone.) 35 different staff members have been demoted 42 times in the past two years, only one due to me reporting a member (Never forget Mit) and I have applied for staff 14 times, being rejected 11 of those times. I have won over 300 events with the majority being sky dive and laser tag. I have voted over 5700 times (All time server high) and have opened over 1500 crates. I’ve made many friendships, and have broken many friendships. I’ve learned a lot that I would’ve never learned and have been pushed beyond limits and didn’t think were breakable. Hopefully when I make my three years post next year the number of staff applications hasn’t gone up.
( In last years MCP Alert Christmas Special I wrote a story in the lisp, the story being over the banning of infamous player; AlphaCoolskate, time to do it again. )
MCP Was About to be a lot Warmer : The Lisp Story
Alphacoolskhsate was banned early thish month for xraying. He had bragged about how easily he had made 1.5 million dollarshs in suchsh a shsort time and it came to no shsock to playershs when he was banned for xraying. He washs attempting to gather enough cashs in a shsort ammount of time to buy a corner courtyard plot that was going up for shsale. He washs banned and fined. He shsoon appealed and was denied. He has shsnince bought an unban pashs and ish shstill playing on the shserver.
MCP Hall of Fame
Carrying over a tradition that I started over at MCP Alert is the MCP Hall of Fame. Every issue we used to pick a notorious player, veteran or new, and add them into the “Hall of Fame.”
Past inductees include:
Silas_Bowen
Pointlessbob
Miner01
Zeedin
Maelonic
Geonat
It is now time to continue the tradition that ended temporarily after the ending of MCP Alert, and with that, there is no better person to induct into the MCP Hall of Fame than Mitsuo_Wolfblood aka Mitsuo. Mitsuo was best known for being a dick, he was great to be around and a really fun person, but was known to expose people and not care about punishments when calling players out. He has been staff numerous times, one of the best demote reasons of all time, having a Hitler skin, was never be forgotten in MCP’s history.
Mit was one of the first players to start up a news type of thing and opened up LSI with Cougarboy. For those who don’t know Mit is currently in basic training to protect and serve his country. Congratulations Mit. He isn’t here to know he has been inducted as a certain player whose name starts with Z and ends in S has been known to send him dildos in the mail so when Mit moved training camps he did not give anyone the address.
Economics
After more than a month post reset, MCP’s economy seems to be flowing like a well oiled machine. Player shops have been set up all around courtyard with potions and xp bottles being the biggest sellers. Here is a list of what you can buy and where for how much.
XP Bottles:
Plot 32: $8396/stack
Plot 24: $11,200/stack
Plot 25/3: $8800/stack
Plot 26: $6450/stack
High Grade Cocaine:
Plot 25: $3000/1
Potions:
Plot 25: $745/1 Strength II / Speed II, $1000/1 Fire Resistance 8 Minutes
Plot 26: $450/1 Speed II
Plot 3: $350/1 Strength II / Speed II
Note* These prices may not be accurate due to constant changing economy and competition, building blocks are also located at Plot 7, other misc items are also available at plot 32, 24, and 26.
Bye Bye Doggie
After 2 years, 7 months, 6 days, Polardog11 was demoted. Polardog has been apart of MCP for years, and retired after such a long service. Polar was mostly known for nothing as for the past year he has been inactive. He would get on at times and was helpful when he was on but overall a lot of players nowadays don’t really know him or what he was like because they rarely encountered him. He was like that one rare pokemon that you could only find in certain areas and would be annoying after you caught the first one but still helpful to have. You will be missed PolarDog11. F
Christmas Points
An MCP tradition that goes back years, the Christmas Points contest. Only three players really have chances of winning it as the current leader has an over 200 plus point lead over fourth place. We here at The Guardly Gazette have estimated the odds of the winners of the Christmas Points contest.
Odds of Winning Xmas Points Contest:
Boysocute 94%
Evevet101 3%
IcyCrevasse 2%
Rest of Field 1%
Boysocute has over a 70 point lead over Evevet101 who is in 2nd place and over a 100 point lead over 3rd place, IcyCrevasse, who has another 100 point lead over 4th. Boysocute is looking at back to back wins unless someone is able to do the impossible and find multiple Christmas presents with numerous Christmas points. Presents now spawn upon donations and roughly every 8 hours.
A challenger has appeared!
Nator27, owner of PJR, has decided to reopen its doors. PJR is a fellow newspaper article that publishes news similar to The Guardly Gazette. Make sure to read his next issue coming out soon.
*All stories written by ThatLispyKid*
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(Apr 5th, 2017, 02:56 PM)LaughNgamez link Wrote:No singing in Communist MCP Kappa
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"I don't think it's Dragon, I think he is just being retarded as usual." - zs471 4/26/2017
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(Sep 24th, 2017, 09:25 AM)zs471 link Wrote:You know I was actually just thinking to myself, 'You know who would be a good guard?' Then it came to me. Obviously Dragon1240 would be a good guard. +1
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