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Bring this server back to...
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Ginkeo9503's Moderator Ap...
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Remove custom enchants
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PsyChNOdelic's Ban Appeal
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Christmas present announcement |
Posted by: omega015 - Dec 11th, 2017, 11:03 AM - Forum: Suggestions
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Add and announcement like {player} found a Christmas present (or something like that) in chat to add a little jealousy to others and to make others aware that christmas presents have been scattered that might of missed the main announcement.
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DogTag93's Moderator Application |
Posted by: DogTag93 - Dec 11th, 2017, 01:40 AM - Forum: Staff Applications
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IGN: DogTag93
Age: 24
Timezone: Eastern Standard Time.
How Long Have You Played On MCP? Early to mid July of 2017
Have You Ever Been: Banned, Muted, Kicked? Yes, Yes, & Yes!
If You Have Been, Why, And For How Long? Banned from not running from Silas's hammer for 2 minutes, muted for testing and kicked because of shenanigans.
What is your current playtime on the server? As of writing this application I have 84.4 hours but last map I had around 666 hours on the server.
When can you play on MCP? I can play in the mornings and late at night throughout the week. I usually work mid day EST.
What is your rank on the server? My current rank is Citizen, I will Rankup after Christmas. C:
Why Should We Pick You To Be Our Next Moderator? I've been moderator before but due to health issues I resigned because I only wanted the best for the server and I couldn't guarantee my time to the server. I'm back now, working a lot to catch up on bills but in my free time I dedicate it to MCP. MCP is still my home and will be for the foreseeable future while I promise I will not be triggered.
Additional Information: Please note I am aware that mods are currently full. This application only serves as my foot in the door when a position opens up.
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Lost invent |
Posted by: MaxofTheMiniGames - Dec 10th, 2017, 05:28 PM - Forum: Bug Reports
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What is the bug:events cleared my invetn
Where is this bug located:events
How can we recreate it: IDK join events and leave
this happened when geo started hosting spleefs ate 6:20 CST Only things i really need from my invent was my god pick and elytra
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Christmas Tree Parkour |
Posted by: masterovieOG - Dec 10th, 2017, 01:53 PM - Forum: Bug Reports
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What is the bug: you can jump from Serrian's corner plot in courtyard onto the christmas tree and complete it without having to do the parkour.
Where is this bug located: Christmas Tree in courtyard
How can we recreate it: put a barrier around the christmas tree so you can jump from Corner plots, but still have access through the normal parkour entrance.
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Boysocute's Moderator Application |
Posted by: Boys - Dec 10th, 2017, 08:40 AM - Forum: Staff Applications
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IGN : Boysocute
Age : 15
Timezone : UTC +8:00
How Long Have You Played On MCP? : I have joined MCP since V5 ( I think ).
Have You Ever Been: Banned, Muted, Kicked? : I have been banned 4 times.
If You Have Been,Why,And For How Long? : One of them was a permanent ban for exploiting the economy by purchasing hay bales and selling the wheat. I apologize for what I have done, I realized what I have done wrong and will never do such a thing again.
As for the other 3, I have forgotten what I did to get banned, but all in all I have learnt my lessons for what I have done to get banned.
What is your current playtime on the server? (/playtime) : 93 hours.
When can you play on MCP? : I can play during the night time of the server, about 11 PM of PST. Although during the holidays, I can play much earlier on ( and longer ) about the evening of PST. I usually get on MCP everyday and catch up with my lovely friends I have made on MCP ^_^
What is your rank on the server? : Citizen
Why Should We Pick You To Be Our Next Moderator? : I feel passionate about MCP and would love to help the new players who joins MCP.,just like how the kind Moderators show me the way to start playing on MCP with the useful commands, etc.
After joining MCP, I have mostly made friends with Mods and friendly people on the server, after being friends with them, I felt inspired to be a Moderator someday.
Considering that there isn't many staff who are on around the Late Night Events, I thought that I could help out with the new players who happen to join MCP so they wouldn't feel lost and I could answer their queries if they have any.
I believe in V5, I had hundreds of playtime, it could not come close to the other games that I have played. Honestly, if not for finding MCP from a Google search, I would have never played Minecraft anymore, and here I am, spending most of my time on MCP. 
When there are people who might start causing trouble or calling people names on MCP, I would like to step in and assist in the situation to try to calm things down. Sometimes when I'm on MCP as a player, I do witness such things happening and with the Mod's help, the situations were settled. If similar situations happen again in the future, I could do something about it if I become a Moderator.
Unfortunately,this would be my first time applying for Staff or Moderator, I have never had a Staff position in any other server that I have played in on Minecraft or any other games. Which means I have no experience of being a staff,but I would love to learn my way to be a Moderator with help of the current Staff.
I love this server, it has allowed me to meet and make new friends who have great personalities. It is like my 2nd home >_< I'm sorry if I made it sound cheesy but it is how I feel every time I log on MCP after a long day.
Additional Information : I understand the Moderator slots are currently full, but I still wanted to apply anyways in case if any Moderator slots happen to be open again.
P.S : I will not be triggered
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Insanerecorder's Ban Appeal |
Posted by: INSANERECORDER - Dec 9th, 2017, 10:35 PM - Forum: Network Ban Appeal
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IGN: INSANERECORDER
Who banned you? (System)
When were you banned? (Time/Date) 1 December 2017 11:03:41 PM
Why were you banned? Well, the reason says "bye" so I'm not quite sure.
Are you at fault? I don't believe I did anything wrong, but if I did I will take full responsibility.
What was your rank on MCP? C
Why should we unban you? I really liked playing the server and I like to play the classic style prison servers. I'm very active and enjoy the server, and once I understand why I was banned then I wont do it again.
Where you fined and do you think you deserve reimbursement? I don't think I did anything wrong, but I don't really have anything to reimburse so I don't need anything.
Additional info: Please unban, I really want to play.
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MCP Alert - Season 2 Special 3 |
Posted by: Alert - Dec 9th, 2017, 07:01 PM - Forum: Off Topic
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[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yup8Ndb5RaQ[/youtube]
Woah what the fuck is that floating head? Oh wait, that's just zs471. If it isn't Mr. I'm cool because I've been in the same Minecraft community for five years. Always trying to be friends with everyone since you can't make any in real life. Thinking everything is always a joke, but the only one laughing is you. The only thing anyone else finds funny about you is your life, your entire life is a joke. You've spent the past 5 years addicted to a Minecraft server. Computer nerd with no job or social skills joins the Army thinking it will save his life from going to shit. Now all you do in your free-time is insult children on the internet. The worst part about that is you don't even let them defend themselves to you, you hide behind a fake name, keep up a friendly facade and hope nobody finds out it was you. You're so shit you don't even realize what you're doing, about as consistent as pigeon shit in New York City, so consistently shit you're about to sink yourself. Don't worry though, I won't let you sink, because I'm about to fucking drown your ass. You act like you're top shit on a Minecraft server, on a MINECRAFT SERVER. Think you're somehow inherently better than everyone else, tell me, which part of your life is better than anyone else's? Is it your complete and utter lack of social skills? Your amazing ability to insult others over the internet while staying anonymous? The fact that you can't make any friends in real life so you had to have your cousin record your little video? What about the part where you sold your freedom to the government because you were drowning in life and couldn't figure out how to swim. You don't even really have any friends on the server, we all just put up with you and your narcissistic attitude. The only people who like you are your little group who can have most of this rant applied to their lives as well. You talk like you're big and bad, but from the second you stepped out from behind that tree I knew you weren't shit. With your crooked ass hairline, overgrown on the sides, over-used pencil eraser lookin' ass head. Fucking four eyes, no nose, you the only one who can't smell what the rock is cooking, bet you can see it though. Crooked ass glasses, lookin' stupid with that half-grin on your face the whole time. Face looking like a smashed up 2017 Kia Sorento. Your voice sounds like an annoying bumble bee, but you're named after a slow ass snail. Thinking you're tough as nails, but you're really soft as snails. Your humor is so stale, skin so pale, the way you actin' you should be locked up in jail. Daddy so frail, mommy lookin' like a whale, do I need to spell it out for you in braille?
I'm really jealous, jealous of all the people who haven't met you, but now that I feel like I've finally introduced you, why don't I slip you into something a little more comfortable, like a coma.
Written by: zs471 #RoastYourself
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MCP Alert - Christmas, Guard Changes, Chest Keepers and More! |
Posted by: Alert - Dec 9th, 2017, 06:09 PM - Forum: Off Topic
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[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHu91oAdMjY[/youtube]
What's up guys, I'm your host, MittyIsHere. We've talked all week on having big plans this weekend and we kick it off with our mainly week issue. Due to recent outrage directed at MCP Alert we have decided to use our Authors names underneath their stories. We hope this change is headed in a good direction after feedback from our fans. But without further ado, lets get riiiiiight into the news.
Guard Changes:
For those of you who don't know, as guards rank up they are allowed access to guard classes which allow them to play differently during riots. A-Guards Kittiwolf and Nator27 are notorious for being in their wolf state also known as hound class. Hound class was not able to call contraband which made it safe for most to hold out contraband freely. However to contradict this Silas_Bowen has made it so the notorious wolves Kittiwolf and Nator27 now have to walk around with a brand new shiny diamond helmet and axe also known as the Riot Class. Hound class has now been moved up to Head-Guard, formerly accessible by Not-Guard Zs471, until he was demoted after reset. Currently no one has access to the hound class, so we won't be seeing our furry friends for much longer.
-Dragon1240
Chest Keeper Updates:
This week, Silas_Bowen announced that chest keepers have been looked over and adjusted accordingly to benefit the players of MCP. This new 'update' applies to all player ranks and staff within the server, the newly appointed chest keeper amount per rank, is as follows:
Ranks C, B, A and E will now have 8 Chest Keepers.
Ranking up to Free Rank will adjust your Chest Keepers to a total of 10.
Becoming Citizen Rank will bring you to 12 Chest Keepers.
Being Baron Rank or a Staff Member will now give you a total of 15 Chest Keepers.
In relation to this alteration with the Chest Keepers, the donation shop has also been adjusted so you can now purchase a whopping total of 20 Chest Keepers for only $7.50 (USD). Also with Christmas approaching fast, there is sure to be a discount code in the upcoming weeks that will allow you to get this even cheaper
-Cpt_Pandapantz
In the Christmas Spirit!
As Christmas is coming up everyone is getting in to the holiday Spirit! Snow is now Falling on MCP and many Christmas plots are going up! Some stiff competition! Here are some of the Christmas plot we where able to find today!
Also with the Christmas plot contest there is also Santa Silas! Santa Silas will come down you chimney and leave you presents So don't forget to add those to all your beautiful house!!!
-Maelonic
Finance Report:
Our current financial guy is out for this week and possibly next week. Stepping into that position will be Dragon1240.
Starting off with tools and armor: Nator27 is selling various armor pieces from leather to diamond crate and even speed boots at his/Kittiwolf's shop on plot 1. Kittiwolf is selling single books for a whooping $500 a piece at his and Nator27's shop. Lottery tickets can be bought on Panda's courtyard (Plot 7) being sold by ThatLispyKid/Dragon1240. Just buy one slab and put in the hopper and you're entered! Current pot: 1 Million, make sure to read the signs before playing! Kittiwolf,Nator, and Maelonic are all selling emeralds at /courtyard, literally to your right or left. That's it for today!
-Dragon1240
OffensiveTruth : MittyIsHere Style
Where do we even start with this piece of human garbage. A good starting point is his punishment history.
Six bans in total since CDGS started recording punishments, four of which have been for toxicity. Toxicity. The very same thing he has been calling out our writer Mitsuo for. Any form of insult coming from this kid can't be taken seriously. His word holds less fucking meaning than former player SnipedYall. All of a sudden he wants to play white knight for Nator? It won't help you get guard kid so sit the fuck down. Maybe it's not guard you're after? You can deny it all you want but deep down every player on this server worth his diamond stacks knows you want to be guard.
Going back to your punishment history, you have thirteen Unban Appeals. You figure after being banned three times for the same thing you'd get the hint and change your ways. Nope. You have thirteen of these things and almost every time you get in trouble it's for the same reason, want to take a wild guess as to what it is? Yup, toxicity. You have absolutely no room to be calling anything or anyone, for that matter, toxic.
And don't try to claim that you don't want guard. You have seven guard applications. Much like with your bans, you figured after a few times of being denied you'd get the hint and stop applying. But, considering who it is, I highly doubt it. But please continue to think that it's other members of the server that make it bad for players to join, when it's really you. Continue to think that YOU aren't the problem. You've been a problem since the day you've joined and you're still a problem now. Don't believe me?
I doubt all staff like you, at most they tolerate you. I really don't like you.
That is a direct quote that I said to you back on March 25, 2015. Over TWO years ago. If you weren't a problem then that statement wouldn't be true. I still don't fucking like you. A big reason behind it is that you remind me of all the worse bits of mcp players over the years. You act like Link made a baby of himself and you were the end product.
It seems the only thing you can call out Mitsuo for is not being on the server 24/7 and being 'toxic'. I feel we've addressed the real toxicity of the server but lets touch on activity for a moment. I'm in no way a Mitsuo fan personally. He's kind of a dick if you haven't caught on yet. But damn kid. He's made it crystal clear that he can't be on as much as he use to. Between work and wanting to spend time with his family you figure a basement dwelling fuck like yourself would be supportive of a fellow basement dweller getting out and making a life for themselves. Maybe it's envy, because while he can leave the doritos and Mountain Dew behind to 'better' himself you just can't tear your sweaty, fat greasy body out of your computer chair you bought with mommys credit card to do anything like that.
I'll hope you've got the point by now. You can try and play white knight all you want on the forums but it won't get you anywhere. As hard as you try, us older players are still here. We know who you are, we know what you've done, and hopefully this post shines a little bit more light on who you are for the newer players. Just some random piece of shit that joined MCP a while ago and after years of being a toxic cunt you want to try and play hero for the new players to try and redeem your reputation.
In short fuck off.
-MittyIsHere Mitsuo
Ending:
Dayuuum. Some heated words coming from one of our head producers. Will this start another wild fire of issues for MCP Alert? I imagine it will. Seems we could report the weather outside today and be called fake news and have demands to be shut down. Anyways. We will be back later this week with another new issue to start off our long week of issue releases. If you haven't read about those go back to the last issue and read about our schedule updates. However, be sure to stay turned for Season 2 Special 3 later on tonight.
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pb64's Guard Application |
Posted by: pb64 - Dec 9th, 2017, 04:10 PM - Forum: Staff Applications
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What is your IGN? pb64
How old are you as of now? 16
What is your current playtime on the server? (/playtime) 12 hours
When can you play on MCP? Monday - Friday from 4 - 10 and weekends all day
What is your timezone? Eastern US
What is your rank on the server? Citizen
Do you have any experience with other prison servers? yes
Do you have any experience with guarding? My most experience guarding is on MCP's earlier stages and one other server that was like 3 years ago, I don't remember much from that.
Have you read both the guard rules and the prisoner rules, even the ones in the info room? yes
Why should we pick you to be our next guard? I believe that I would be an appropriate pick for your next guard, out of many of the current MCP players many are childish and don't have much self control, I on the other had am more mature then most of the players on the server. I know how MCP works very well, no one except for Masterovie and maybe 2 others have been around as long as me, I know how I can help make the prison run smoothly because 12.6 Volts fixes all problems and can be appropriate while guarding the different Blocks. I am very familiar with all the rules and have read then thoroughly to make sure that I understand. The reason I really want this staff position is because MCP is my most played Minecraft server out of the 3 servers I play, I enjoy the people on MCP and want to see it prosper. I know I have been ban in the past and unban pretty recently have being ban for a year but like I said in my ban appeal, I'm a different person now, I have matured and have been and will proceed to follow all current and upcoming rules for MCP. I am a good pick for this position because I am very friendly with about everyone on the server so I would be starting any problems or getting into them, only solving them. I've been guard before on MCP so clearly I know how it all works and what should be done. I haven't had much time to play because I was unban recently so my hours on the server a kind of low but now that I'm unban I've been on everyday and will proceed to be only everyday especially if I get a position as staff. I know what is expected of me and I will follow through and be a great guard. Thank you for reading and possible considering me as staff
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MCP Alert - Season 2 Upgraded! |
Posted by: mitsuo_wolfblood - Dec 6th, 2017, 11:49 PM - Forum: Off Topic
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[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHu91oAdMjY[/youtube]
What's up guys, I'm your brand new host, MittyIsHere. We have some major breaking stories for you guys, along with some updates to our current public image. So without further ado, lets get right into the news!!
MittStarr and TheOffensiveTruth update
For those of you who somehow missed out on all the drama caused this past Sunday by the former host, Killer Mittstarr, and temp writer "TheOffensiveTruth" authored and published an article putting many of the server females, and even our very own Sr. Guard MasterOvie on 'blast;. We did try reaching out to both of these guys for their thoughts, to try and found out why they would do something like this, and what the motivation was behind it but got answers from neither side.
Shortly after the article was published the CEO of MCP Alert published a quick update to clear the air and announce that both TheOffensiveTruth, and Killer Mittstar have been fired from the company. This story is still undergoing investigation by a few of the community members, along with some of our writers to try and get to the bottom of this situation, however nothing has turned up yet.
-MittyIsHere
Recent Voting Exploitation
Recently an exploitation which allowed Dogtag93 to vote numerous times on one of the websites in one day. This allowed him to have over 40 votes at one point over the legal possible limit. He reported it to Silas and was testing it for him when he reported it. He continued to "test" this exploit for further research. He requested to be moved down to the legal limit on Christmas Points and votetop. He has dropped down to fourth on votetop and 8th on Christmas points after being in the lead in both events. Since the exploitation Silas has replaced the voting site with the a new and improved voting website, "MinecraftServers.biz" we hope this change goes well and give a thanks to Dogtag for reporting this exploit.
-ThatLispyKid
Challenger Approaching
Hey what's up guys it's Scarce here and it looks like an old MCP newspaper has migrated to the forums. Now I guess they're calling themselves 'Prisoners Journal Revived' or PJR for short. Heh, more like 'Practically Just Retarded' #amiright. Now this PJR, it's over-cooked on the bottom, crispy as fuck and it just looks like Ghandi's flip flop. It is run by this fat ass, gorilla back, crust lip, bacon jelly mayonnaise sandwich, "hey norbit" lookin ass bitch otherwise known as our good friend Nator. Honestly they surprise me, surprise me how absolutely shit they are. One piece of advice I have for them is to take one look at themselves in the mirror, because they're a fuckin' disgrace. With that said it looks like their first online article was mostly just responses of the females called out in the last issue of MCP Alert, which is cool I guess, but we'll see soon if they can come up with any actual stories with their next issue. The PJR actually got in a lot of hot water for their first issue as well. Apparently at the end of the journal there was an interview with Dragon1240, however no one would know this because he wasn't listed as a guest on the journal or even creditted during the interview, just the mear heading of 'Dragon1240 interview' above the text. We here at MCP Alert wish Nator and friends bad luck in their endevors and look forward to their next edition.
-'Scarce'
More Information about Christmas Points
A week into December and the Christmas Points contest is a very close race... for second place. Boysocute has been DOMINATING the Christmas Points Contest with over a 12 people lead at most occasions due to the fact of where he lives. He is able to take part in the Non-NA time zone events which happen very late at night or early in the morning for most users which due to the lack of players has allowed Boysocute to get the ez pz winz for dayz. However the next 3 contestants, MasterOvie, ThatLispyKid, and Kittiwolf are all within 5-10 points of each other at most times. Christmas Points can be gained by winning events, Doing the Christmas Tree Parkour, Sewer Maze, and voting. We at MCP Alert advise the use of fair play during these times as cheating can either end up in a removal of points or a ban. Until next time, good luck to all contestants!
-ThatLispyKid
Lord63 Giveaway
Aaand for our next story today, we got a giveaway hosted by hosted by local MCP player Lord63. For this give away players had to post a unique number from 1-100 in reply to his forums post, whosever number was closest to one randomly generated by Lord63, won a $25 itunes gift card, this contest ended about a day before this was written with Littlelea being the winner of the gift card. This was pretty cool of Lord63 to do, however they did get in a bit of hot water over this as they titled it "hey guys" assuming the gender of anybody who read or entered the topic. They also have said they plan on doing a few more giveaways throughout the month, so be on the lookout for that. -As of the day before publishing another contest is up for 50 christmas crates-
-'Scarce'
MCP Alert Updates and Challenges
To finish out this brand new start to MCP Alert we want to ask you guys in the community for help us out. The challenge is to take the above intro video and make something similar, using the same colour scheme and create an into video for MCP Alert. The reward will be given out, along with the prizes for the last contest we held on Saturday if anyone sends in a decent video to be used. Winners for our previous contest, Treasure Hunting, will be announced in the next issue of MCP Alert.
After careful talks with some of our writers we have decided to expand our posting dates and will be posting three times a week. Saturdays will remain our main issue, but expect up to, two, extra issues per week. Two more times of MCP Alert greatness? Who could complain.
Moving past our previous issue, and the issues caused by Mittstarr and TheOffensiveTruth, we hope to gain back up in our public image, for you guys in the community to see us as your number one news source. For the time being though, I've been your host MittyIsHere. See you next time!
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