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(Jun 25th, 2019, 06:13 PM)HeadlessCowboy link Wrote: Canxda, I have been sick for about a week now.  Not sure when I will feel 100% better but I'll be making closer payments when I do.  Sorry for any inconvenience.

- Headless.

1. Is your idea logical? Yes
2. Could it be done easily? Probably
3. Has something like it been done before? It has but not as many as I want
4. Has this idea been suggested before? Not that I could find, other than me on mcp.

My idea is to have more commands similar to /baltop and /votetop. Commands like '/skilltop', '/eventswontop', '/guardkillstop', '/mobkillstop', '/deathstop', '/pointstop' and maybe even '/addictiontop' would make the server more competitive as people would want to be on the leaderboard. Now, to make it less work for Silas or whoever creates it, make it so its only one page of the leaderboard, not like the '/baltop' command.

Thanks for reading
I hope you consider my idea.

-Canada

1. Is your idea logical?: Yeppers
2. Could it be done easily?: Mhmm
3. Has something like it been done before?: Nope
4. Has this idea been suggested before?: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Add ./vote in the list of hub commands so I can vote whilst waiting a billion years for the reboot to happen.

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I will soon be hosting a MINDNIGHT tournament. Its a free steam game and it seems pretty cool. The prizes for winning will be steam keys.
These include and are not limited to:

Serial Cleaner
The Escapists
Manual Samuel
Getting Over It with Bennett Foddy
Dream Daddy: A Dad Dating Simulator
and others.

I will later post a list of all the games.
This is still a scramble in my head but it should be simple enough.
More details soon.
Steam Link to the game: https://store.steampowered.com/app/667870/MINDNIGHT/

If Cinna does not want to join ts, no one can force her to.

No more to be said here.

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The first one's free, brought to you by my own father this morning: "Son/Daughter, fat chicks are a lot like mopeds, they're a lot of fun to ride, but you don't want your friends to see you on one."
I give you all, the hug of beginnings.