You want to know how to get guard? Don't act like somebody you're not, don't apply every other week, and don't be a retard about it literally all you have to do is apply then shut the fuck up about it until you are denied or accepted applying every other week does nothing for you stop being retarded on your staff apps just stop saying you're mature that does not make you mature the level of autism here is through the roof becoming a guard is not difficult they just want players who won't bull shit them as guards, all they want is somebody who will do the job period, not somebody who basically asks for guard every other day so buzz off already and apply once then throw in the fucking towel holy shit

    *ahem* Thank you for your time *ahem*
                - StormyBee

Here are some more suggestions for mcp. Hope you enjoy them!

#1 Donation option for double jump?

#2 Shanks

#3 ( Not like M.C.M.M.O cause silas hates it ) But just regular bleeding.

#4 " Get Out Of Jail " card from crates?

#5 Possibly donation ranks with a /kit for each rank.

#6 Be able to open chests in other peoples claims?

#7 Add the intervention to /ps cause I am in FaZe

#8 Maybe a /tutorial guard to walk new players through what guarding would be like.

#9 Pocket sand does half a heart of damage?

#10 This is a big suggestion : I honestly think we should have a crate warp and you can get keys to open up the crate. The crates we have at the moment aren't that interesting with their slowness and such. And this could be a chance to make better crates and put their keys into /buy.

#11 Possibly public boss fights in the FreeWorld/CourtYard/EventRooms?

#12 Tpa command? But only for people that are in your faction or allied?

#13 Guards possess shotguns?

#14 Easier ways to raid faction bases?

#15 This is pretty much for my own benefit but it would be neat. /coords to display your coords because my f3 doesnt work.

#16 A extra block party for people of donor rank?

#17 Donation option for extra power for each player?

#18 Drug Making Kits on /buy?

#19 Nerf some crate items?

annnnnnnd #20 Put books back on the market cause everyone is lazy.

Thanks for reading! I hoped you liked them! Feed back is greatly appreciated.

IGN: baileysara
Who banned you? Zeedin
When were you banned? (Time/Date) Oct 3rd at about 8pm PST
Why were you banned? Then you don't need to be here anymore.
Are you at fault? Yes?
What was your rank on MCP? Baron
Why should we unban you? Because I'm sorry I got my panties in a bunch and it won't happen again and I deserve another chance because other people got so many chances and this is my first time.
Additional info: N/A

So I play this game for those who care. It's a grindy slow internet strategy game.

It's called Lords of War and Money and here's a link to it


So feel free to play, it's something to do when bored but probably 99% of you won't like it.


Here's my profile


PS: If you're going to register make sure to use the first link because it gives me and you bonus shit.

http://www.kongregate.com/games/zs471/guessing-game
Feel free to tell me how terrible my game is!
It's the first game I coded completely from scratch, just me, notepad++ and ~3hours of work.

#1 Increase spawn rates for all mobs.

#2 Buying Banners in citizen

#3 Revert Back to the instant death /suicide

#4 Lower the crate price in /buy?

#5 Possibly a 10% chance of getting a spawner when exploding it.

#6 Custom Enchants?

#7 Possibly different things in the hub such as minigames for rewards in mcp of hcf.

#8 Maybe custom foods that could possibly give you buffs?

#9 Scary Skin comp for Halloween?

And lastly #10 Custom items that make sounds when right clicked so I can annoy people :3.

Thanks for reading! - Cougar

Let's face it mcp is basically done for, all good things must come to an end

One thing i've been noticing a lot is C blockers joining then, after say 5 minutes, leaving forever. Map's map is great for an experienced player but not for a new one. First off i've gone to the tutorial and watched new players go through it, and honestly a majority of them don't bother reading the signs, and the few that do are filled with information so fast that they get confused and go play mini games. However, there still needs to be an info room for obvious reasons. My suggestion is to rework the tutorial room so that it is all together. (not a bit of tutorial, then you take a right to see all the people demoted, as well as some more information, then you take another right, up some stairs, jump into water end up in another area, where you turn around but avoid any water portals. Then you go down some windy stairs ignoring the big cavernous hardcore parkour and cells, to finally make our way to C.) <-- This being confusing to read proves my point. For a new player all of these changes in direction are very confusing, and it is easy for a new player to get lost. Try and make it tutorial spawn which focused on C block. I know you have to put all those other portals and stuff elsewhere, but for a person who just wants to join and get to the action it makes no sense. Also i swear I'm going to freak out if one more fucking person joins and asks "where's the spleef?"

What is the bug: I didn't get my sand
Where is this bug located: Events
How can we recreate it: I was in ZA and it said in chat, "you search your pockets and found pocket sand." After i left the event i didn't actually get it though. I have an image of it but every time i embed something it comes up with gibberish. Assistance please

Rank System

Hello, this is here to propose some quick ideas that could spruce up the current rank system for guards, wardens, and mods alike.  Being an ex-guard myself and still hearing current day complains about the system, it seems that the ranks need an update.  Throughout the history of MCP, guards have been resigning because the job gets boring, which I can agree with.
Besides parkour, answering questions, and the occasional fight, the three things you have to do as a guard is limited and eventually gets boring after a month.
The following is a proposed system start to give more options and things for guards to do.

Firstly, I propose that a power system is put in place.  This meaning the higher rank you are, the more power you have over lower ranked guards.  For example, an A Guard has power over C Guard and can order him to patrol or stand guard on the catwalk.  This gives guards something to look forward to; ranking up.  Currently, you rank up and get one extra power: patrolling the chat.  This proposed option allows guards to look forward to commanding their own soldiers to an extent.
The second proposition is to allow more powers to higher ranking guards while supporting it by adding new ranks.  The new rank system I propose will be posted below, explanation here.  Powers given to higher ranking guards such as Sr. Guard and Head-Guard will include training new guards and interviewing guard applicants in their own office.  The purpose of this is to not only give guards something to look forward to, but it gives them a lot more options to commit to rather that patrol C Block and do parkour.


Owner
Supreme ruler and god of the server, all supreme lord; all so mighty.  We gaze under your absolute power, our children pray at night to be in your presence.  Oh, might Silas_Bowen, the greatest of all the gods, spare the lives of the guards, have mercy on the souls of the /rankup, the inactive cat sitters, and the region deleting 'it wasn't me!' wardens.  Hail Silas_Bowen!

Warden
Server admin, has power over all ranks.
Can accept applications & interview guard applicants.
Can demote and promote any rank.


Head Guard
Absolute power over the guards.
Can interview guard applicants and train Jr. Guards.
Power to command guards and give orders.
Can patrol chat.

Sr. Guard
Has power over all lettered guards & trainees.
Has power to train new guards, granted by Head-Guard or Warden.
Can patrol chat.

A Guard
Has all the powers of a guard and can patrol chat.
Has power over C and B Guard.

B Guard
Has all the powers of a guard.
Has power over C Guard.

C Guard
Official guard, lowest rank excluding Jr. Guard.
Now has all the powers of a guard.

Jr. Guard
Guard in training, being mentored by a Sr. Guard+.
Has no power as a guard and is only on duty with supervision.



Officer
Patrols the chat.
Introduces new players to the server and builds community.
Makes sure everything is running smoothly on the server.

Chief Officer
Same power as the Officer, but has jurisdiction over A Guard~below and Officer.


*NOTE: The officer ranks replace the mod ranks.

Some important things to consider: 

Jr. Guard is guard in training, they can be instructed by Sr. Guard +.  They can only patrol with another guard on.  The process will last a day or two.
Sr. Guard acts as the most experienced guard, essentially replacing the current position of Head-Guard.  They are making the transition into a higher ranking position.
Head-Guard is changed a lot: they now have their own office they can interview guard applicants in, they have power to accept new guards after the interviews, and they are not obliged to guard 24/7.

Application System

The new application system I propose works like this.  As usual, the player posts their application on the forums and await for a Warden to accept it.  Once it is accepted, similar to real life situations, they are sent to the Head-Guard or a Warden to get interviewed.  The Head-Guard or Warden can decide if they get accepted as a Jr-Guard or not.
This really just extends the guard process, but makes it more lengthy for a good cause.  It gives the staff more things to do, which is the purpose of these propositions.


This is just a quick write up of some ideas I've had.  As said before, the purpose is to give more things the staff can do.  I think a lot of these ideas not only makes the prison theme more distinct, but adds more things for staff to do and look forward to.
I look forward to feedback in the comments of this post.  I wish to discuss more possible ideas and how to implement them into the current system.