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Staff Applications / Re: pointlessbob's Head-Guard Application
« on: April 07, 2022, 08:50:03 AM »
The Union has dissolved but this offer still stands. The guards are in no state to defend themselves and continue to be farmed & humiliated -- this is in large part to a lack of coordination and leadership. I can be the catalyst the staff needs to mobilize the guard force. I think you will be surprised as to how strong the guards can be when working in a unified team.

How you get the guards to this state is up to you--however I know exactly how to get us there, and it will not require any direct buffs or time-consuming development. The choice is yours!

Suggestions / Re: why not
« on: April 05, 2022, 12:26:39 PM »
why buff guards when you can nerf the players

Staff Reports / Re: Mit buying drugs
« on: April 03, 2022, 05:24:47 PM »

Staff Reports / Re: ItsKelinu
« on: April 03, 2022, 01:40:46 PM »
Enough of this sell out business.

I vote that MCP host the official ItsKelinu bidding war, winner keeps all

Off Topic / guard union update
« on: April 01, 2022, 07:02:35 PM »

Staff Reports / discouraging interaction i had with a guard
« on: April 01, 2022, 05:37:08 PM »

Staff Applications / pointlessbob's Head-Guard Application
« on: March 31, 2022, 05:49:30 PM »
What is your IGN? pointlessbob
How old are you as of now? 21
What is your current playtime on the server? (/playtime) 120 hours
When can you play on MCP? Whenever there's trouble.
What is your timezone? EDT/EST
What is your rank on the server? Baron
Do you have any experience with other prison servers? Unironically land-locked to MCP for like 8+ years
Do you have any experience with guarding? Give a list of servers and your guard rank (IP if possible). N/A
Have you read both the guard rules and the prisoner rules, even the ones in the info room? REEEEEEE

Why should we pick you to be our next guard?
I hear you've got a union problem. I've led countless raids on the guard faction over the years--I understand the weaknesses of the force. If you want this union busted within 24 hours, I'm the man to hire. Ditch these hooligans and hire whatever band of misfits you see fit. As Head-Guard, I'll turn whatever fresh recruits you throw at me into real, burly, and steadfast MEN: proper law enforcement officers that know how to defend themselves and the prison. I will personally abolish the overarching weakness of the guard arsenal through proper regime and clever strategy.

The prison would be on lockdown-- prisoner safety never-before-seen in MCP. With my leadership, I will allow no band of infidels to disrupt the operations of the prison. I also have a knack for collecting the finest of wooden swords from the tree farm. But I don't come cheap. I want a salary of $25,000 per hour, and immediate Head-Guard rank upon on-boarding so that I can begin the radical reformation and proper training that the guards need to stand their ground.

Hire me, and the guard faction will be a force to be reckoned with.

Off Topic / Re: Guards on Strike: An Update
« on: March 31, 2022, 03:20:58 PM »
however as they say, history is written by the victor.

Legend has it that this is what happened to Cookie

Off Topic / Re: MCP Alert Breaking News
« on: March 30, 2022, 06:45:23 PM »

Network Ban Appeal / Re: cheecob123's Ban Appeal
« on: March 29, 2022, 04:44:31 PM »

Staff Applications / Re: Ryan10000 Warden Application
« on: March 29, 2022, 12:08:36 PM »
Ryan > Geo
In the least respectful way possible...
Spoiler for Hidden:
Shut the fuck up

Spoiler for Hidden:

saying shut the fuck up to your unelaborate assertion isn't an ad hominem, especially so, if you're actually an irrelevant simpleton who has no credibility at all to begin with.


serrian doesn't deserve +15/-7 karma, he wishes he could deny apps. Serrian is never getting staff again lmao

Ryan > Geo
Spoiler for Hidden:
Don't mind me, just adding another spoiler within a quote to complicate this further

Suggestions / Re: #UpdateBlockShopOrBust
« on: March 29, 2022, 12:01:04 PM »
controversial opinion but as convenient as block shop is, it's busted af and should be nerfed imo
it deters players from gathering resources and playing in the free world

back before the blockshop there were super markets in courtyard plots that players would setup to sell raw materials and building blocks and that was *chefs kiss* beautiful
-> active engagement in free world
-> player-player economy

I had a stroke reading this but go off

Bug Reports / Re: no knockback, weird bow reset glitch
« on: March 27, 2022, 09:48:51 AM »
fyi goldeagle is probably not hacking but just a weird ass thing that happens. it happens with the other guards but moreso with him than others--ping thing? who knows

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