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General Category => Off Topic => Topic started by: Mr.Scare on November 25, 2019, 10:46:26 AM

Title: umm
Post by: Mr.Scare on November 25, 2019, 10:46:26 AM
I checked back on the forums the other day and suddenly realized I hadn't shit posted in like a year, what better place to start then the wild west of the forums the off-topic section.  I wanted to start shit talking but hey a guard can't do that!
So... uhh how you been?

Well, my life has been going just fine thanks for asking. Over the one and a bit years, my dick has grown to newfound lengths a size 13-year-old me could never have imagined. Additionally, I managed to get a Girl Friend! OMG right? ". After a tuff application process i managed to get Head Boy at my school, my role mostly consists off shouting at 12-year-olds who take there litter out of the cafeteria. I think the power has got to my head.   I dedicated a lot of my time to screaming at eastern Europeans who don't rush b on csgo. My GCSE (big bag school test) our coming up which i on track to fail so all goes well in that department. I also went up to London to join a massive pro-EU rally so.  I also have a new favorite song, Sexual Healing : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjlSiASsUIs

Anyways how goes you?

Title: Re: umm
Post by: ItsKelinu on November 25, 2019, 11:08:45 AM
i managed to get Head Boy
This just doesn't sound right
Title: Re: umm
Post by: Ryan10000 on November 25, 2019, 11:49:15 AM
my role mostly consists off shouting at 12-year-olds who take there litter out of the cafeteria.

So you're a professional snitch?
Title: Re: umm
Post by: Mr.Scare on November 25, 2019, 11:59:21 AM
my role mostly consists off shouting at 12-year-olds who take there litter out of the cafeteria.

So you're a professional snitch?

When it comes to litter leaving the Cafeteria I become an east german border guard
Title: Re: umm
Post by: Mr.Scare on November 25, 2019, 11:59:41 AM
i managed to get Head Boy
This just doesn't sound right

jelly?
Title: Re: umm
Post by: Dragon1240 on November 25, 2019, 02:18:25 PM
Over the one and a bit years, my dick has grown to newfound lengths a size 13-year-old me could never have imagined.

Wish I could say the same
(https://i.imgflip.com/323qrw.png)
Title: Re: umm
Post by: Mr.Scare on November 26, 2019, 08:25:12 AM
Over the one and a bit years, my dick has grown to newfound lengths a size 13-year-old me could never have imagined.

Wish I could say the same
(https://i.imgflip.com/323qrw.png)

 I followed one of the penis extension porn hub adds and 5inchs in 2 weeks!
Title: Re: umm
Post by: Lord63 on November 26, 2019, 01:44:06 PM
Over the one and a bit years, my dick has grown to newfound lengths a size 13-year-old me could never have imagined.

Wish I could say the same
(https://i.imgflip.com/323qrw.png)

 I followed one of the penis extension porn hub adds and 5inchs in 2 weeks!
Elaborate on the side effects.
Title: Re: umm
Post by: Mr.Scare on November 27, 2019, 09:04:38 AM
Over the one and a bit years, my dick has grown to newfound lengths a size 13-year-old me could never have imagined.

Wish I could say the same
(https://i.imgflip.com/323qrw.png)

Lost my own penis
 I followed one of the penis extension porn hub adds and 5inchs in 2 weeks!
Elaborate on the side effects.
Title: Re: umm
Post by: Lord63 on November 27, 2019, 10:46:18 AM
Deadly... what a sadness to behold
Title: Re: umm
Post by: ItsKelinu on November 28, 2019, 10:01:04 AM
mummy, start my bath
Title: Re: umm
Post by: Mr.Scare on November 28, 2019, 10:30:36 AM
mummy, start my bath

just because your mum would never start your bath