Poem Contest

[LaughNgamez]

THE. BEST. POEM.

er shall purr under the night sky
screaming at staff for god knows why

astral logs on to get some attention
ends up giving er some detention

10 dollars later; an unban pack as reward
back on mcp to pull the staff's cords

silas logs on, pissed off; a rough day it was
wanting to demote pointlessbob just cuz'

but a noise averts his goal
sees er judging buttkicker's mole

"disrespect!" buttkicker calls out
as silas runs over to punch er in the snout

"ban hammer 'o ban hammer" silas yelled
as one fatal blow to the head got er expelled.


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I like this one best so far.

[SkillzSource]

Always Take Your Pills!

There once was a man named Skills
One day he forgot to take his pills
He went on the MCP
Fell on his knee

Buttkicker came from the side
With a feather tickled Skill's behind
The Clock struck 10
As a duck ran out of his den (bob)
And stabbed butt with a pen

Butt let out a moan
Then took out his own
and hit bob off his throne
farted and left us alone

On the way back
Butt tripped on his sack
Even with his guard helm on
His head took a good whack

He lifted his head
Saw a queen bed
on it was a duck
That started to cluck

Butt pinched him self then saw a man
As he got close he was hit with a pan
There stood skills
Still going mad, since forgetting his pills

Butt hit the floor
like never before
straight on his belly
came out a object, oh so smelly

This object was a child name MCP
The father was silas who watched under a tree
He sprited over to butt
and fell on his bad nut (idk lol)

I hope you enjoyed

This is how MCP was originally created!

[GeoDope]

- preferably 4 verses
[quote author=Efex link=topic=1003.msg6736#msg6736 date=1398029099]
Oh Sweet Efex!
Such a handsome fellow!
Except for when he breaks the rules,
All the admins bellow:
Efex, add one more to the total!

Except for Zeedin, who praises God
When the Efex the fan,
Receives a ban.

Now Efexy Lou Who,
Was acting quite a shrew,
Decides to post an unban app,
To which all admins ('cept for Zeedin) Fap.

The appeal brings tears to their eyes,
Especially Astral, who wishes to supply Fexy with a prize.
And Zeedin, the publicly known hater,
Eats a small tater!

Efex and all the other Community Prisonians Celebrate,
Then Efex delegates himself to perform a small task.
One that could change the fate of Minecraft as we know it.
This is the tale, of Efex and his Right Hand Man, Little Mit.

Sadly, Efex breaks yet another rule.
And the cycle continues.
Zeedin re-celebrates, and Efex Drools of boredom.

Efex thinks silently to himself,
Whoog's evil plots are but a dot to little DimFex.
For every move Efex has,
Zee seems to thwart him.

Efex is unbanned yet again!
This time, with no beggin'!
But Zee challenges him to a brawl.
There will be no time to Flee or Scrawl.
Efex accepts,
The Prison stops on that fateful day.

Battle Horns Sound,
Swords pound recklessly on the ground.
What a brawl this will be!
Team Efex vs Team Zee.

As the swords are drawn,
One man wishes to end the madness,
A man by the name of Silas Badless!
And so, he stops the fighting with a few death-stares.
These commands make all of the players involved piss their pants resulting from scares.

This is the End of the rivalry of Efex and Zee.
They march of in a field of Posies and, Yessi-Ree,
They made out, as heart felt as can be.

HOPE YOU'VE ENJOYED!

[astralaether9]

There once was an "it" named Craykillzone
Erik saw it and let out a moan
"Gotta get me some of that
Stick my rod in that cat"
And then the two proceeded to bone

[KoolDev_SW]

There once was an "it" named Craykillzone
Erik saw it and let out a moan
"Gotta get me some of that
Stick my rod in that cat"
And then the two proceeded to bone

There is no way this is beaten..

[BluudBath]

My 2nd try:

You can call him Blood
He joined MCP with a thud
He began his days penny-less
Though, he became one of the best
He mined and farmed
"Oh isn't this a charm,
This isn't really fun."
So, he began to run
But then, lil ol' Blood decided
To never become misguided

He turned around and shout:
"I will sprout,
And have my name yelled
From the rooftops and be upheld."
Blood worked as hard as could be
Untill he found himself at free

By that time, Christmas 2013
Was upon MCP
And Blood was merry with glee.
Knowing a reset was inbound,
He searched and looked around
And found the answer of guard

Not something to discard,
Guard was hard to come upon
Blood let out a yawn:
"This'll be easy, no doubt,
Time to go all-out."
And thus the words where there
Oh, how quite rare
To see "Accepted" on there

Now Blood is happy, smiling ear to ear
He'll never let it disappear
The joy and sensation of being
And the sight of seeing
The honorable title of Sr-Guard
You can call him Blood