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I checked back on the forums the other day and suddenly realized I hadn't shit posted in like a year, what better place to start then the wild west of the forums the off-topic section.  I wanted to start shit talking but hey a guard can't do that!
So... uhh how you been?

Well, my life has been going just fine thanks for asking. Over the one and a bit years, my dick has grown to newfound lengths a size 13-year-old me could never have imagined. Additionally, I managed to get a Girl Friend! OMG right? ". After a tuff application process i managed to get Head Boy at my school, my role mostly consists off shouting at 12-year-olds who take there litter out of the cafeteria. I think the power has got to my head.  I dedicated a lot of my time to screaming at eastern Europeans who don't rush b on csgo. My GCSE (big bag school test) our coming up which i on track to fail so all goes well in that department. I also went up to London to join a massive pro-EU rally so.  I also have a new favorite song, Sexual Healing : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjlSiASsUIs

Anyways how goes you?

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(Nov 25th, 2019, 11:46 AM)Mr.Scare link Wrote: i managed to get Head Boy
This just doesn't sound right

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(Nov 25th, 2019, 11:46 AM)Mr.Scare link Wrote: my role mostly consists off shouting at 12-year-olds who take there litter out of the cafeteria.

So you're a professional snitch?
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(Nov 25th, 2019, 12:49 PM)Ryan10000 link Wrote: [quote author=Mr.Scare link=topic=6295.msg38787#msg38787 date=1574707586]
my role mostly consists off shouting at 12-year-olds who take there litter out of the cafeteria.

So you're a professional snitch?
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When it comes to litter leaving the Cafeteria I become an east german border guard

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(Nov 25th, 2019, 12:08 PM)ItsKelinu link Wrote: [quote author=Mr.Scare link=topic=6295.msg38787#msg38787 date=1574707586]
i managed to get Head Boy
This just doesn't sound right
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jelly?

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(Nov 25th, 2019, 11:46 AM)Mr.Scare link Wrote: Over the one and a bit years, my dick has grown to newfound lengths a size 13-year-old me could never have imagined.

Wish I could say the same
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(Apr 5th, 2017, 02:56 PM)LaughNgamez link Wrote:No singing in Communist MCP Kappa

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"I don't think it's Dragon, I think he is just being retarded as usual." - zs471 4/26/2017

You will be remembered zs471, F.

(Sep 24th, 2017, 09:25 AM)zs471 link Wrote:You know I was actually just thinking to myself, 'You know who would be a good guard?' Then it came to me. Obviously Dragon1240 would be a good guard. +1
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(Nov 25th, 2019, 03:18 PM)Dragon1240 link Wrote: [quote author=Mr.Scare link=topic=6295.msg38787#msg38787 date=1574707586]
Over the one and a bit years, my dick has grown to newfound lengths a size 13-year-old me could never have imagined.

Wish I could say the same
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I followed one of the penis extension porn hub adds and 5inchs in 2 weeks!

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(Nov 26th, 2019, 09:25 AM)Mr.Scare link Wrote: [quote author=Dragon1240 link=topic=6295.msg38794#msg38794 date=1574720305]
[quote author=Mr.Scare link=topic=6295.msg38787#msg38787 date=1574707586]
Over the one and a bit years, my dick has grown to newfound lengths a size 13-year-old me could never have imagined.

Wish I could say the same
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I followed one of the penis extension porn hub adds and 5inchs in 2 weeks!
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Elaborate on the side effects.

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(Nov 26th, 2019, 02:44 PM)Lord63 link Wrote: [quote author=Mr.Scare link=topic=6295.msg38797#msg38797 date=1574785512]
[quote author=Dragon1240 link=topic=6295.msg38794#msg38794 date=1574720305]
[quote author=Mr.Scare link=topic=6295.msg38787#msg38787 date=1574707586]
Over the one and a bit years, my dick has grown to newfound lengths a size 13-year-old me could never have imagined.

Wish I could say the same
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Lost my own penis
I followed one of the penis extension porn hub adds and 5inchs in 2 weeks!
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Elaborate on the side effects.
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Deadly... what a sadness to behold

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