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umm - Mr.Scare - Nov 25th, 2019

I checked back on the forums the other day and suddenly realized I hadn't shit posted in like a year, what better place to start then the wild west of the forums the off-topic section. I wanted to start shit talking but hey a guard can't do that!
So... uhh how you been?

Well, my life has been going just fine thanks for asking. Over the one and a bit years, my dick has grown to newfound lengths a size 13-year-old me could never have imagined. Additionally, I managed to get a Girl Friend! OMG right? ". After a tuff application process i managed to get Head Boy at my school, my role mostly consists off shouting at 12-year-olds who take there litter out of the cafeteria. I think the power has got to my head. I dedicated a lot of my time to screaming at eastern Europeans who don't rush b on csgo. My GCSE (big bag school test) our coming up which i on track to fail so all goes well in that department. I also went up to London to join a massive pro-EU rally so. I also have a new favorite song, Sexual Healing : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjlSiASsUIs

Anyways how goes you?

Re: umm - ItsKelinu - Nov 25th, 2019

(Nov 25th, 2019, 11:46 AM)Mr.Scare link Wrote: i managed to get Head Boy

This just doesn't sound right

Re: umm - Ryan10000 - Nov 25th, 2019

(Nov 25th, 2019, 11:46 AM)Mr.Scare link Wrote: my role mostly consists off shouting at 12-year-olds who take there litter out of the cafeteria.

So you're a professional snitch?

Re: umm - Mr.Scare - Nov 25th, 2019

(Nov 25th, 2019, 12:49 PM)Ryan10000 link Wrote: [quote author=Mr.Scare link=topic=6295.msg38787#msg38787 date=1574707586]
my role mostly consists off shouting at 12-year-olds who take there litter out of the cafeteria.

So you're a professional snitch?
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When it comes to litter leaving the Cafeteria I become an east german border guard

Re: umm - Mr.Scare - Nov 25th, 2019

(Nov 25th, 2019, 12:08 PM)ItsKelinu link Wrote: [quote author=Mr.Scare link=topic=6295.msg38787#msg38787 date=1574707586]
i managed to get Head Boy

This just doesn't sound right
[/quote]

jelly?

Re: umm - Dragon1240 - Nov 25th, 2019

(Nov 25th, 2019, 11:46 AM)Mr.Scare link Wrote: Over the one and a bit years, my dick has grown to newfound lengths a size 13-year-old me could never have imagined.

Wish I could say the same

Re: umm - Mr.Scare - Nov 26th, 2019

(Nov 25th, 2019, 03:18 PM)Dragon1240 link Wrote: [quote author=Mr.Scare link=topic=6295.msg38787#msg38787 date=1574707586]
Over the one and a bit years, my dick has grown to newfound lengths a size 13-year-old me could never have imagined.

Wish I could say the same

[/quote]

I followed one of the penis extension porn hub adds and 5inchs in 2 weeks!

Re: umm - Lord63 - Nov 26th, 2019

(Nov 26th, 2019, 09:25 AM)Mr.Scare link Wrote: [quote author=Dragon1240 link=topic=6295.msg38794#msg38794 date=1574720305]
[quote author=Mr.Scare link=topic=6295.msg38787#msg38787 date=1574707586]
Over the one and a bit years, my dick has grown to newfound lengths a size 13-year-old me could never have imagined.

Wish I could say the same

[/quote]

I followed one of the penis extension porn hub adds and 5inchs in 2 weeks!
[/quote]
Elaborate on the side effects.

Re: umm - Mr.Scare - Nov 27th, 2019

(Nov 26th, 2019, 02:44 PM)Lord63 link Wrote: [quote author=Mr.Scare link=topic=6295.msg38797#msg38797 date=1574785512]
[quote author=Dragon1240 link=topic=6295.msg38794#msg38794 date=1574720305]
[quote author=Mr.Scare link=topic=6295.msg38787#msg38787 date=1574707586]
Over the one and a bit years, my dick has grown to newfound lengths a size 13-year-old me could never have imagined.

Wish I could say the same

[/quote]

Lost my own penis
I followed one of the penis extension porn hub adds and 5inchs in 2 weeks!
[/quote]
Elaborate on the side effects.
[/quote]

Re: umm - Lord63 - Nov 27th, 2019

Deadly... what a sadness to behold