Oct 9th, 2018, 12:00 PM
The Canadian Catastrophe
Stinglikebeedril is known for two things, playing on his alt IanUniacke and destroying guards, and being a guard. Sting was playing on IanUniacke Saturday evening when another player, LittleCanada was harassing him for using drugs during pvp. Although nothing seemed to be directly directed at Sting but instead at Ian this would seem to go under player disrespect instead of staff diss. However Sting hopped off of his alt, onto his main where he muted LittleCanada for staff diss. Sting was reported on the forums for this and no punishment was brought out for either one. Silas in fact agreed with Sting stating that it seemed like a fair mute.
Who’s that Pokémon?
It has come to a shocker as most when they logged on Sunday evening to see that Stinglikebeedril had demoted. Sting for the most part was a decent guard, which is why this was a surprise, the reason for his demotion isn’t clear, but the reason on his demote sign is giving away contra. When talking to witnesses we were told that he had been giving away shrooms and other drugs to players. Sting was known mainly for playing on his alt, but when he was on his guard account, he did good, even killing notorious players in combat with his Riot Blade. He just made a mistake but like most demotions nothing can be done. The night before his demotion though he was reported as you read about above, this report however was not the reason for demotion and we do not believe had any influence. You will be missed IanUni* Stinglikebeedril.
New Motherboard, No Guard
As viewers read in the last issue of The Guardly Gazette, Squigga, the newly hired C-Guard had extensive PC issues very shortly after being accepted. Silas had allowed Squigga to be inactive for a large part of a month before demoting him. Squigga, was always too cool for school. He will be remembered in the staff demotion hall as that guard that never did anything, mainly because he was guard for about three hours before cooking his motherboard in a toaster and wasn’t really able to do anything.
You will be missed. F
“The Guardian”
This issue’s segment of , The Guardian , will cover the next contest that us at The Guardly Gazette are hosting. Player’s will be able to choose one of many writing prompts to choose from and then send their entries to me in a private message on the forums. We will choose the top three stories and the winners will be given prizes. Prizes will still be given if the server resets, if prizes are given out before the reset , the prize will be re-given in the next version within a reasonable amount of time after the reset.
Rules
Must be at least 250 words (I won’t be super strict about this just no stories like four sentences long.)
Send your submission to me on the forums
Submissions are due by October 20th.
Stories can be written in any point of view it is your choice
Questions can be posted in comments or pmed to me
When submitting put your name, date, and what prompt you followed
Available Prompts
You may choose one from https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/ however if you do please link the original post at the end of your story
Anything related to Minecraft/MCP
Prizes
1st Place - 500K and 15 Crates
2nd Place - 250K and 5 Crates
3rd Place - 100k and 3 Crates
(Note: Crates will be random. Items may be given in substitute for money/crates upon the winner’s request.)
The “Movie” Incident
For the first time in a while we have had a forums sh*tshow. This show took place between MasterOvie, MCP’s newest Warden, and mainly Noxehh, The Great Sword Dealer. For the past couple of years, Ovie has had problems when people refer to him as, “MasterMovie, MasterFilms, MasterCinema, etc.” he has stated multiple times he does not like being called that and has in the past muted/temp-banned numerous players for it. Ovie although has asked players to stop and even though the generation of players that started that joke three years ago for the most part have left, it still sticks around. We are unsure who called Ovie, “Movie” but it escalated very quickly from talking about films to everyone’s dad. Ovie was initially reported for insulting the player base and harassing players. Although it seems the player base was initially being toxic to him as well. So far nothing has been done and Ovie said he worked it out with Noxehh. You can view the report for yourself here.
When you try your best but you don’t succeed.
As you read above, Ovie had been reported for acting childish and insulting players, one of the players reporting him was Noxehh, an older player who has returned. However players couldn’t believe what they saw when Noxehh reported Ovie, in the screenshots taken by Noxehh you can see he had a hacked client enabled. Noxehh claimed he had it on from another server to see if a “kid was xraying” and forgot to disable it. He has since appealed and his perm ban was shortened to five days.
The Next PewDiePie? Probably Not.
Jay_boy19 is a player on MCP who also streams. He announced Saturday that players can go view his youtube channel and watch his stream with Youtube Gaming Live on Youtube. It was supposed to be a 10 hour-long live stream but was cut short right before the two hour mark when he was mysteriously banned for hacks by Dogtag. The evidence? In the beginning of the stream it is seen that Jay_boy19 had a hacked client on and enabled, he just had the HUD display off of his screen but it was still on his active client. He started the stream again and ending and removing the VOD, players such as Maelonic, Dogtag, and Zs helped him to appeal by walking him through everything in his stream chat and he has since been unbanned.
The Button Winners!
The 4 winners for the button giveaway have been picked. Originally the winners were _Asidy, Maelonic, Geonat, and Hypogre. However _Asidy forfeited his prize and had another winner selected which turned out to be Nator. Hypogre forfeited his prize by not contacting Silas in time and a new winner was also drawn with that winner ending up to be MasterScare. Scare has in fact contacted Silas making him the last winner. Silas also commented on the original post that as we near the holidays/Christmas time to look out for more giveaways so we will keep you up to date with that.
Upcoming Inactivity.
In the next couple of weeks we are expecting a drop in the active player base. It is unknown how big of a drop in the playerbase we will have but we are expecting there to be one. The reason for this drop is that the majority of the players are leaving on vacation as players are getting a week or two off of school/work for fall break. We might also expect an actual rise of the active player base as kids will be able to be on during the day. We are unsure which one will outweigh the other or if it will stay the same. Myself for example will be in Florida for a week and will be unable to get on.
The Tp Trapper!
Since the return of xxLink2000xx aka JigglyJohn, Rattlesnake255, and eL33TCREW players have been falling for an old trap. eL33TCREW has been inviting players to his faction and then telling them to quickly come to the f home only for the inviting player to fall into a hole be kicked and then killed for their items. This happened to Falaze who said, “Please make it bannable… It leaves people very helpless and it is very mean.” Another victim who wishes to remain anonymous said this about eL33T, “He’s a dick.” This victim who is apart of the spectrum felt offended and was sad that his trust had been betrayed. Another possible scheme eL33T could have been doing and might try is asking mods and other staff to tp to him, that staff then tps to him and find themselves in a corner, pinned, and killed in a matter of seconds from the unavoidable gangbang that is the faction l33tcrew. We talked to eL33TCREW about his recent actions and he stated that “Someone requested for Falaze to be put down, and I fulfilled my duties as a hitman.” We remind players to be cautious and use wise judgements when joining random factions or request.
The Next Big Chicken Farmer
Anyone taking a casual stroll around Mega plots will know that there has been a recent dramatic increase in chickens around MasterScare’s plot. Chickens in the streets, chickens in his attic, chickens in his stores, chickens in Lea’s plot across the street, chickens in his fountain. All of the chickens seem to be originating from Scare’s plot, it is unknown if he is trying to one up me or what.
All stories written by Dragon1240.
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(Apr 5th, 2017, 02:56 PM)LaughNgamez link Wrote:No singing in Communist MCP Kappa
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"I don't think it's Dragon, I think he is just being retarded as usual." - zs471 4/26/2017
You will be remembered zs471, F.
(Sep 24th, 2017, 09:25 AM)zs471 link Wrote:You know I was actually just thinking to myself, 'You know who would be a good guard?' Then it came to me. Obviously Dragon1240 would be a good guard. +1
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