The Guardly Gazette Season 1 Episode 1

[Dragon1240]

              The Guardly Gazette Season 1 Volume 1
              Intro
Washsup it’s your host ThatLispyKid, and welcome to The Guardly Gazette. In Mitsuo_Wolfblood’s absence there needs to be a publication to take the spot in people’s hearts where MCP Alert once was, and hopefully The Guardly Gazette does just that. The Guardly Gazette’s stories will mainly be written by Dragon1240 (ThatLispyKid), other stories may be sent in by other sources however. Publications will be released a day early on the website, (https://theguardlygazette.weebly.com/) also the Breaking News will be updated on the website as well.
Written by ThatLispyKid

                Merchandise
    Players can now support MCP/CDGS a different way, by buying merch. Anywhere from buttons to mugs to shirts and hoodies. Shirts can be ordered in an array in colors and most of the merch already has CDGS/MCP branded logos on it. However for an extra cost you can add your own designs. An extra bonus is when you buy your merch if you post a picture of it in off-topic on the forums you can earn an extra 20 crates. Merch can be bought here: http://forums.cdgs.net/index.php/topic,5824.0.html.
Written by ThatLispyKid

Welcome Back RT!
    MCP Alert did a previous story on RT1cTV being temp-banned and demoted.
(Story can be viewed here: http://forums.cdgs.net/index.php/topic,5822.0.html )
After he was temp-banned he accidently logged onto his main account which had not been banned yet and was perm-banned on both accounts for bypass. RT waited a while and appealed. His banned was shortened from perm to a couple of days. His total time banned will be just over 14 days. Welcome back LiLi beast!
Written by ThatLispyKid

  A New Segment: “The Guardian”
      The Guardian will be a somewhat often posted segment that will cover a broad spectrum of stuff. For this publication The Guardian will cover the recent changes in the economy. Over the past couple of months the prices of various armors has dropped but not in any logical way. Warden armor seems to be more rare as people aren’t really selling it or opening it as often however the price of it has dropped by almost 50%. When I joined and for a year and some the price of warden was always around 200k a piece and most older players will sell/buy warden for 200k. However the newer players seem to buy and sell warden for around 100k-130k. Also with Hrim and Bruni armor, the price for a piece when they first came was around 800k-1 Mil making it very valuable. However these armor pieces are still very rare and hard to come by but most players aren’t even willing to pay 500k a piece. With the price drop of Hrim and Bruni most players would’ve thought that the price of Dragon Emeralds which are required in sufficient amounts to make the armor would’ve dropped. However Dragon Emeralds have always been selling for 100k.
          Written by ThatLispyKid

        Community Time
        Are you looking for a way to spend time and bond with the community? Town of Salem (Also known as TOS) has been around MCP for years. Town of Salem is a game of murder, accusations, deceit and mob hysteria. You can play by yourself or with a group of others. When you join a game you pick a random name and are given a role for that game, that role and name will only follow you for that specific game. You are either apart of the deadly mafia or the adventurous town. The mafia all know who each other are and try to get the town all killed however the town doesn’t know who anyone else is. They’re other roles too that come into play. It’s overall a really fun game and a decent amount of people on MCP play on it. You can either buy it on Steam for around $5 or play it for free on the web browser. (Web browser: http://www.blankmediagames.com/ )
You can add me as a friend, Dragon1240 and ask me in-game if you ever wanna play. We plan on hosting some community game nights where we get as many people as we can. Hope to see you around!
  Written by ThatLispyKid

          MOTW
          Meme of the Week or Meme of the Publication will be a meme that comes with every time we post. There will be a different meme or memes if they are related to each other. Memes can be submitted to me on forums via a message or discord.

  A Market for All of Your Needs!
              Last version in mega plots was the Mega Mall, a mega plot owned by iballisticbear where players could rent stalls and sell numerous items. Now a days it seems that most players just set up shop on their courtyard however something very similar to the Mega Mall is back. Introducing the Mega Market! The Mega Market is a mega plot right outside of the portal which is owned by Dogtag93 where you can buy various items, from drug making supplies to rare items. Stalls aswell as underground markets are available for rent from Dogtag93. From being opened for just a couple of days NotDragon1240 was able to make $1 Mil+ in sales. It is a very profitable business choice if you are wanting to sell items but don’t know where. Finally a place for most of your needs and it will only grow bigger and bigger. Make sure to check out plot 300!
      Written by ThatLispyKid

      Advertisements
    Ads can be purchased to be posted with issues as well as on the website. For $50,000 on MCP you can have a story advertising your business or just send a message to someone on publication. For $150,000 for every 2 weeks you can get a banner on our website. To inquire me about advertising you can contact me in-game or on the forums.
Written by ThatLispyKid

Do you have your own story?
The Guardly Gazette is willing to take your stories. If you have a story idea go ahead and message it to us and if we use it you can be paid! To send us your story ideas you can go ahead message me on the forums, or in-game.
Written by ThatLispyKid

[littlelea]

Read all of it, very nice +1 love the idea of a community night

[Mr.Scare]

Rocking stuff, I hear that Dr Scare is looking for some employment (need some time of from his patients)

[LaughNgamez]

10/10

[zs471]

Where's my name
@soup

[DogTag93]

1+