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There will be a lot of spam here tonight so just dont mind the man behind the curtain...
also #Bush2008. Type type type... spam spam spam... because no one likes godt9.. also I will make my own server hosting with blackjacks and hookers... Well GG I give up.

More tests, you all will see soon...

What is your IGN? urabm123

When can you play on MCP? Weekdays: 4:30pm - 10:00pm Weekends: All day long!

What is your timezone? EST

What is your rank on the server? Baron

Do you have any experience with other prison servers? Yes!

Do you have any experience with guarding? Give a list of servers and your guard rank. I was a Head-Guard on the MCP.

Have you read both the guard rules and the prisoner rules, even the ones in the info room? Yes always do!
Sedimentary torch!

Why should we pick you to be out next guard? You should pick me to be the next guard because I am very active. My level of enjoyment on this server is very high. I find the MCP very fun with great and nice players. I would like to become guard again because I see some lacking and the rest of the guards are usually are on at night and I can play in the Mornings sometimes. When I play on the MCP, I see many swords that guards didn't catch. Along with many C-Prisoners being killed by the higher ranks with the Guards not looking.  I thought I could be another eye to see the pvp and/or swords that are missed. I also will play the MCP and be killed as many times as possible and will not rage even if a 12v1. The commotion between my brother, GOW1n and the server is not any of my business and that should not stop me from getting guard. I would be honored to take this position. I hope I am chosen next. Thanks!

I just got an idea for a plugin that stops guards from spamming the chat with "b_bob58 sword, 5, 4, 3 , 2, 1, jail" and instead they would type like "/asksword b_bob58" and it automatically counts down for the player that was specified only so it doesn't broadcast and spam everyone's chat. So it would say "b_bob58! Hand over your [sword/bow/harmful potion] now! 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, jail!"

I hope that this becomes part of the server because it really is annoying when guards spam the chat. - b_bob58

ok so i had a couple ideas for guards?

- i think that we should get Batons ? these would just be like enchanted sticks with like knockback 3 or sumthin, this would allow us to get them a little far away to deal some good bow hits, eat sum gapples, and taze them

- i think that A guards should get an item in their kit that would spawn a tamed horse with like iron armor that is specifically for the that guard, this would help if they are in a chase, and it would be another cool perk of being A guard? and cops ride horses in real life too ye know...

So I was giving swords to er and he said "all swords" and i gave a lot. Then I flashed more, kept doing that, and then finally gave them all. Then I get jailed for, "abusing iron bar glitch" because I accidently threw them into the bars. Please post below what you think.

http://i.imgur.com/E3uQGdK.png

What is the bug:  When guards get tased or poisoned they get internal errors until the effect wears off. It goes down 1 second per relog so imagine a 45 second poison potion.
Where is this bug located: On guards when they are tased or poisoned.
How can we recreate it: You can tase or poison a guard.
Addition info: I have figured out why the glitch happens sort of. This is what I have figured out...
- There is a new feature that when guards get hit they get speed for one minute, when this feature is implemented this bug happens to guards. Causing prisoners to easily get away from a guard fight via poison.
- When this feature mentioned above was not implemented yesterday the error no longer happen and I tased summonhalo just fine.
- The feature is implemented again today and the bug is back again.

http://imgur.com/HV3cRSX

Lel, just was walking in Baron and found these things. . . #StopBullying