IGN: evevet101
Who banned you? Littlelea
When were you banned? (Time/Date)like 7 CST 12/23/18
Why were you banned? Glitching out of jail
Are you at fault? Yes
What was your rank on MCP? Baron
Why should we unban you? Cause this has been reported multiple times and used by multiple people yet for *Some Reason* I was just banned for it, yes I probably shouldn't have done it, but I didn't do anything and was immediately re jailed
Where you fined and do you think you deserve reimbursement? I believe I was, and frankly I do believe I deserve reimbursement as a fine of (Reportdly) 350k seems excessive for something multiple people have done and I've been the only one to be punished for
Additional info: I believe this goes much to far for something that could've been solved by 15 minute jail, Out of all the people who have done it, I'm not exactly special so I see no reason for them to all walk off free but I get a subjectively harsh punishment in a day ban (Likely to make me miss the christmas event (Though I probably wouldn't be there anyway)) and a fine of 350k, around 40-50% of my bal, not an insignificant amount, especially as I am not a donor. In addition to that, I find the (Supposed) advisement of scare in this ban to have contributed to its seemingly overly punishing measures. (I do not expect to be unbanned, but I genuinely believe this way much too far given the circumstances)

[color=rgb(91, 91, 91)]IGN: TheTurtlePlayer[/color][color=rgb(91, 91, 91)][/size]Who banned you? [/color]Icycrevasse[color=rgb(91, 91, 91)]When were you banned? (Time/Date) 23/12/2018 @ 1:30 ishWhy were you banned? Using PvP items in Safe ZoneAre you at fault? YesWhat was your rank on MCP? Citizen[/color]Why should we unban you? Honestly this could've easily been solved by letting me know in chat. I had no idea that it even worked in safe-zones.[color=rgb(91, 91, 91)]Where you fined and do you think you deserve reimbursement? I was not fined. I would rather take a fine than a 24 hour temp ban because that seems a little bit too much for 3 hunger points getting removed from someone.[/color]Additional info: To fill everyone in, I bought 50 crates in game and got Glitch's Bow. I called icy to test it out and the poison arrow worked, but the hunger effect didn't. I soon tested it out on Ryan10000 during PvP and he said it worked. I am sorry and I wish I known it did remove hunger in safe-zones as I was using it as a "cool effect" that it made with the particles and sound when activated.[color=rgb(91, 91, 91)]

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Allow guards to set only 1 home in mega plots/plot region. Or add a /mega or a mega warp to staff UI. Guards found abusing this can be punished if added.

What is the bug: Private warden's key not working  FeelsBadMan.jpeg
Where is this bug located: Solitary
How can we recreate it: go to the 2nd level on the solitary log out and log back in approx 9 hours later'
https://imgur.com/a/eu6Ka8t

What is your IGN?
My IGN is Iman49840.
How old are you as of now?
I am currently 16 years old.
What is your current playtime on the server? (/playtime)
My current playtime is 11.8 hours.
When can you play on MCP?
During school I am only allowed to play on weekends but during school breaks i can play anytime.
What is your timezone?
My time zone is Mountain Standard Time.
What is your rank on the server?
My Current rank is Free.
Do you have any experience with other prison servers?
No i do not this is the only prison server i play on.
Do you have any experience with guarding? Give a list of servers and your guard rank (IP if possible).
No I do not, this would be my first time guarding.
Have you read both the guard rules and the prisoner rules, even the ones in the info room?
Yes I have, REEEEEEE.
Why should we pick you to be our next guard?
I feel like you should pick me to be your next guard because I have been playing on this server for a long time and would want to go one extra step to helping new members and other around the server. I am a very nice person both on CDGS and in real life and wanted to help keep some of the newer players safe and helping them the best I can.

The Guardly Gazette Christmas Special

The Guardly Gazette Staff of the Year Awards:

Coming new to MCP this year are the staff awards, brought to you by The Guardly Gazette. Players will be able to vote for their favorite staff member of 2018 under certain categories. Players can vote for their favorite staff members of 2018 by using the links below.
Guards > http://www.pollingwiz.com/poll/452167
Mods > http://www.pollingwiz.com/poll/451494
Wardens > http://www.pollingwiz.com/poll/453427
Admins > http://www.pollingwiz.com/poll/454328
Current Staff > http://www.pollingwiz.com/poll/455409
Toxic Players > https://www.pollingwiz.com/poll/456217
Most Reformed > https://www.pollingwiz.com/poll/462168
Most likely to be banned by New Years > https://www.pollingwiz.com/poll/458163
Most likely to be demoted > https://www.pollingwiz.com/poll/459201
Most likely to get staff > https://www.pollingwiz.com/poll/461774
Best PvPer with a client (Presumably) > https://www.pollingwiz.com/poll/465332
Best PvPer without a client (Presumably) > https://www.pollingwiz.com/poll/467840

All staff oriented polls other than the last one include staff that have been staff at least once in 2018 and have had their head placed in the demote hall after Bagel_Thief and before PolarDog11 or are current staff members. Results will be posted in the New Year's Edition of the Guardly Gazette.

Two Years on MCP
Two years ago Monday, I was looking for an old prison server that I used to play on a long time ago. In that search I came upon MCP and just planned on leaving once I figured out if it was the server I was looking for or not, after looking around and talking to a few players I realized this was not the server I had been looking for. However, in my first 20 minutes, I had been told to go off myself, got lava poured on me in a cell, and got thrown in solitary. All the great attributes of a prison server, which I missed dearly, and decided I would try the server out. 
In the past two years, I have gotten over 1300 hours of playtime. 54 Days worth of playtime out of 730 total days being apart of MCP.  600+ of those hours have been spent as Evevet’s personal punching bag and Silas’s slave. I’ve been guard three times, reaching A-Guard once, B-Guard twice, and C-Guard, three times. I have been banned over 120 times, (105+ last version alone.)  35 different staff members have been demoted 42 times in the past two years, only one due to me reporting a member (Never forget Mit) and I have applied for staff 14 times, being rejected 11 of those times. I have won over 300 events with the majority being sky dive and laser tag. I have voted over 5700 times (All time server high) and have opened over 1500 crates. I’ve made many friendships, and have broken many friendships. I’ve learned a lot that I would’ve never learned and have been pushed beyond limits and didn’t think were breakable. Hopefully when I make my three years post next year the number of staff applications hasn’t gone up.

( In last years MCP Alert Christmas Special I wrote a story in the lisp, the story being over the banning of infamous player; AlphaCoolskate, time to do it again. )

MCP Was About to be a lot Warmer : The Lisp Story
Alphacoolskhsate was banned early thish month for xraying. He had bragged about how easily he had made 1.5 million dollarshs in suchsh a shsort time and it came to no shsock to playershs when he was banned for xraying. He washs attempting to gather enough cashs in a shsort ammount of time to buy a corner courtyard plot that was going up for shsale. He washs banned and fined. He shsoon appealed and was denied. He has shsnince bought an unban pashs and ish shstill playing on the shserver.

MCP Hall of Fame
Carrying over a tradition that I started over at MCP Alert is the MCP Hall of Fame. Every issue we used to pick a notorious player, veteran or new, and add them into the “Hall of Fame.”

Past inductees include:

Silas_Bowen
Pointlessbob
Miner01
Zeedin
Maelonic
Geonat

It is now time to continue the tradition that ended temporarily after the ending of MCP Alert, and with that, there is no better person to induct into the MCP Hall of Fame than Mitsuo_Wolfblood aka Mitsuo. Mitsuo was best known for being a dick, he was great to be around and a really fun person, but was known to expose people and not care about punishments when calling players out. He has been staff numerous times, one of the best demote reasons of all time, having a Hitler skin, was never be forgotten in MCP’s history.
Mit was one of the first players to start up a news type of thing and opened up LSI with Cougarboy. For those who don’t know Mit is currently in basic training to protect and serve his country. Congratulations Mit. He isn’t here to know he has been inducted as a certain player whose name starts with Z and ends in S has been known to send him dildos in the mail so when Mit moved training camps he did not give anyone the address.

Economics
After more than a month post reset, MCP’s economy seems to be flowing like a well oiled machine. Player shops have been set up all around courtyard with potions and xp bottles being the biggest sellers. Here is a list of what you can buy and where for how much.

XP Bottles:
Plot 32: $8396/stack

Plot 24: $11,200/stack

Plot 25/3: $8800/stack

Plot 26: $6450/stack

High Grade Cocaine:
Plot 25: $3000/1

Potions:

Plot 25: $745/1 Strength II / Speed II, $1000/1 Fire Resistance 8 Minutes

Plot 26: $450/1 Speed II

Plot 3: $350/1 Strength II / Speed II

Note* These prices may not be accurate due to constant changing economy and competition, building blocks are also located at Plot 7, other misc items are also available at plot 32, 24, and 26.

Bye Bye Doggie
After 2 years, 7 months, 6 days, Polardog11 was demoted. Polardog has been apart of MCP for years, and retired after such a long service. Polar was mostly known for nothing as for the past year he has been inactive. He would get on at times and was helpful when he was on but overall a lot of players nowadays don’t really know him or what he was like because they rarely encountered him. He was like that one rare pokemon that you could only find in certain areas and would be annoying after you caught the first one but still helpful to have. You will be missed PolarDog11. F

Christmas Points
An MCP tradition that goes back years, the Christmas Points contest. Only three players really have chances of winning it as the current leader has an over 200 plus point lead over fourth place.  We here at The Guardly Gazette have estimated the odds of the winners of the Christmas Points contest.

Odds of Winning Xmas Points Contest:
Boysocute 94%
Evevet101 3%
IcyCrevasse 2%
Rest of Field 1%

Boysocute has over a 70 point lead over Evevet101 who is in 2nd place and over a 100 point lead over 3rd place, IcyCrevasse, who has another 100 point lead over 4th. Boysocute is looking at back to back wins unless someone is able to do the impossible and find multiple Christmas presents with numerous Christmas points. Presents now spawn upon donations and roughly every 8 hours.

A challenger has appeared!
Nator27, owner of PJR, has decided to reopen its doors. PJR is a fellow newspaper article that publishes news similar to The Guardly Gazette. Make sure to read his next issue coming out soon.

*All stories written by ThatLispyKid*

Your IGN: ItsKelinu (aka Daddy)
Offender's? IGN: TheTurtlePlayer (aka SafeZone God)
Offender's? rank: Citizen
What the offender was doing: Abusing my ears in teamspeak with his trash kinect mic
What server this was on: Cdgs ts
When this happened: (Include date and timezone) 7:00 pm est
Proof: The blood in my ears
Additional info: Get a new kinect

Your IGN: AcidBlitz_
Offender's? IGN: ItsKelinu, Interscope_
Offender's? rank: Citizen, Citizen or Free
What the offender was doing: pvp abuse, assisting in pvp abuse
What server this was on: mcp
When this happened: 12/21/18 around 2:35-2:55am est
Proof: [youtube]https://youtu.be/J-5WxWZVf7A[/youtube]
Additional info: With the Zeedin armor, it shoots the attacker back when the player is hit. Interscope and Kelinu got near me multiple times on purpose to shoot me out of a plot I was working on, into the pvp zone. They both know using pvp items, and that includes armor, is not allowed to be used to get someone out of a safezone. LittleTrappy watched them do it to me at least once. Also, the video is quite laggy because my laptop isn’t the best, but you can blatantly see what they were doing.