Sooooo I need some kids to make some good puns so I can tell them to friends and family. Any ideas?
Put your best puns in the replies Kappa

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(~˘▾˘)~ If I recorded every fight I've ever had with him, it would be considered rape! ~(˘▾˘~)


Just a prank bro!

IGN: DeathTrap1255
Who banned you? Silas
When were you banned? (Time/Date) 7th March 2016 08:41:03 PM
Why were you banned? Disrespect
Are you at fault? Yes
What was your rank on MCP? Citizen
Why should we unban you? Because I wasn't the one who sent the message and I love the server and want to be apart of it. Also I will NEVER Disrespect again in any sort of way to the high staffs.
Additional info: I Will Be A Good Boy.

IGN: GreedyWifi (bluejizz alt)
Who banned you? Probably Silas
When were you banned? (Time/Date) Not really sure
Why were you banned? Someone sent me a message asking if I wanted to "mess the server up". I replied no. I never did anything to harm the server. I was also banned for saying that I was going to charge back. This I did say, but I never actually did charge back.
Are you at fault? Yes for the chargeback part.
What was your rank on MCP? Citizen or baron, cant really remember.
Why should we unban you? Because I'm a big boy, and I learned my lesson.
Additional info: odoyle rulez
                        Ps.  I posted this for him because he's banned from forums.

Your IGN:
Offender's? IGN: _SilverSpoon_
Offender's? rank: Free
What the hacker was doing: Ddos Threat.
What server this was on: MCP
When this happened: (Include date and timezone) EST 4:23
Proof:
Additional info: Silas Said about 1 year Ago Ddos Threating is bannable.

The URL on the server announcement for drugs tutorial is broken (no 'forums' sub prefix on the domain)

http://cdgs.net/index.php/topic,2365.0.html should be http://forums.cdgs.net/index.php/topic,2365.0.html

IGN: Killah

Who banned you? Pigmine123

When were you banned? (Time/Date) 8:50PM EST 8/3/16

Why were you banned? Hacking

Are you at fault? Nope

What was your rank on MCP? Baron

Why should we unban you? I should be unban for the simple reason that I do not hack. I have never used a hacked client on MCP and never will. I would love to see the proof that Pigmine123 was REQUIRED to gather before banning me, because I know such proof does not exist. He must have just assumed I was hacking, because I am better than him. It is not a big deal, I pvp in minecraft ALL the time. I am competitive with minecraft pvp and I make it a point to be really good.

Additional info: I request to be unban, because there is no proof of me hacking. There is no proof, because there is none to be had, I don't hack.

Also - I used to do youtube, and play competitive Survival Games. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kt5bWRqolvM

Pretty much a bio on me

LOL
KEK
KAPPA
ZOZZLE
AUTISM

Anyone got more? POst em below
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