Cvxcvgg's Guard Application (Null, read EDIT)

[cvxcvgg]

What is your IGN? Cvxcvgg
How old are you as of now? 19
What is your current playtime on the server? (/playtime) 18.6 hours
When can you play on MCP? All the time, really.
What is your timezone? EST (NY)
What is your rank on the server? Free
Do you have any experience with other prison servers? Killion, Spartacus, and I'm pretty sure I played Old Convicted. Many others, but who has time to remember all those names?
Do you have any experience with guarding? Give a list of servers and your guard rank (IP if possible). Nope, but I've been Mod on a couple of servers.
Have you read both the guard rules and the prisoner rules, even the ones in the info room? 100%
Why should we pick you to be our next guard? Because I have special eyes #MyBrand. Also because you like me. You know you do. Don't lie. Additionally, I have a wide base of knowledge, so I can explain the importance of carbohydrates, the effects of Tartrazine, the lore of Metal Gear Solid, how to cook a really good steak, and many other things. Not useful as a guard, but useful as a person. Also my SAT combined score was 1950 and my IQ is well above average. I'm 5'10", don't like long walks on the beach, and I drive a Mazda MX-5 NA model Miata


EDIT: I've decided to nullify this Application. for two reasons. Firstly, I don't believe I would get along well with the other staff (Some more than others, they know who they are. I just can't bear the attitude of probie guards telling me I should receive "Insta Denial"). Secondly, I reckon I'd rather continue to play as a Free player, as I do like my current faction and base.

[mitsuo_wolfblood]

+1 Just because of the profile picture.

[WyldcatG]

-1 maybe actually put something in your app?

[SnipedYall]

+1 Greatest app I've ever seen ........ NOT  facepalming

[serrian_]

I died laughing. 10/10.

[BrianADJ]

+1 Just because of the profile picture.

Same +1

[serrian_]

What is your IGN? Cvxcvgg
How old are you as of now? 19
What is your current playtime on the server? (/playtime) 18.6 hours
When can you play on MCP? All the time, really.
What is your timezone? EST (NY)
What is your rank on the server? Free
Do you have any experience with other prison servers? Killion, Spartacus, and I'm pretty sure I played Old Convicted. Many others, but who has time to remember all those names?
Do you have any experience with guarding? Give a list of servers and your guard rank (IP if possible). Nope, but I've been Mod on a couple of servers.
Have you read both the guard rules and the prisoner rules, even the ones in the info room? 100%
Why should we pick you to be our next guard? Because I have special eyes #MyBrand. Also because you like me. You know you do. Don't lie. Additionally, I have a wide base of knowledge, so I can explain the importance of carbohydrates, the effects of Tartrazine, the lore of Metal Gear Solid, how to cook a really good steak, and many other things. Not useful as a guard, but useful as a person. Also my SAT combined score was 1950 and my IQ is well above average. I'm 5'10", don't like long walks on the beach, and I drive a Mazda MX-5 NA model Miata


EDIT: I've decided to nullify this Application. for two reasons. Firstly, I don't believe I would get along well with the other staff (Some more than others, they know who they are. I just can't bear the attitude of probie guards telling me I should receive "Insta Denial"). Secondly, I reckon I'd rather continue to play as a Free player, as I do like my current faction and base.

For those wondering why I deleted my application. There's your answer^