1.9 What we'll be disabling, disabling, with some more disabling

[LaughNgamez]

There's a fair bit of swearing in this post so if your triggered close it now.







As you all know we absolutely fucking hate Minecraft updates with a passion. They break shit, interfere with our content, and add very fucking little to the game for how long it takes Mojang to release them. In this update there's literally one feature we may make use of (Different textures for different durability).

This update is the mother of all useless fucking shit updates but because Mojang is fucking retarded and won't add backwards compatibility we have no choice but to update or lose half our player base.

So below here is all the shit we'll likely be disabling along with fixing all the fucking shit this update breaks along with rebalancing everything. If you know any potential 1.9 issues or fuckery that may arise on the server let us know. If you have questions/comments about potential 1.9 features let us know.


Here's my list of ramblings about things we may need to address:

Frost walker enchant - never enable could grief prison
Mending enchant - never enable (make sure to disable in all ways possible)
Look into luck - probably disable (mojang probs made dupe glitch)
Stupid fucking flying things - Enable maybe in free world? Don't allow unbreaking enchant on them as you can fly for fucking years
Disable end gateways which are portals that spawn from a killed ender dragon since they could be easily trapped
Stupid fucking end ships: Give health potions so maybe enable those and have them be the only way to be gained? Probably not since they could easily be farmed.
Look into breaking grass with shovel in protected regions. If it's instant disable it or put a cooldown
disable chorus fruit teleport
disable lingering potion as they're bullshit (maybe some other way to get the arrows with effects?)
Holy fuck disable how they respawn the dragon as people would make fucking thousands (disable the shards)
look in to water potion disabling/restricting since it could be used to grief
look into shields. Seem alright but fucking retarded at the same time. Chances are they'll be buggy as fuck since they can make entities richochet. Disable they're tnt shit (you theoretically survive 999999x tnt)
look into rebalancing everything since mojang decided to fuck with everything



Fuck you Mojang in every fucking orifice possible.

[b_bob58]

1st

Damn daniel.

[Mr_StoneCold]

That sounds like triple penetration.

[mudturtle]

Guards could have shields (or just the riot kit)
Notch apples, what are you going to do about those (they give Regen 2, Resistance 1, Fire resistance 1, and Absorption 4) and they cannot be crafted
elytra wings are cool
the combat timer and stuff would be fine because axes are buffed
re-spawning the ender dragon takes 4 ender crystals (which are obtained by crafting using glass and ender eye and ghast tear)
and yeah I like minecraft 1.9

[Coolskate2449]

I realize im a bit late, but FUCK MOJANG, what about the pvp system, the fact that hits barely do any damage now and the only way they do is if you hit someone once every second.

FUCK YOU MOJANG YOU GOD DAMN ASSWIPES

[mitsuo_wolfblood]

I realize im a bit late, but FUCK MOJANG, what about the pvp system, the fact that hits barely do any damage now and the only way they do is if you hit someone once every second.

FUCK YOU MOJANG YOU GOD DAMN ASSWIPES

And now pvp is less who can click fastest and who can time their shit correctly....

[LaughNgamez]

[quote author=Coolskate2449 link=topic=3444.msg19640#msg19640 date=1457383194]
I realize im a bit late, but FUCK MOJANG, what about the pvp system, the fact that hits barely do any damage now and the only way they do is if you hit someone once every second.

FUCK YOU MOJANG YOU GOD DAMN ASSWIPES

And now pvp is less who can click fastest and who can time their shit correctly....
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Minecraft had a default input limit for damage, mass clicking only mattered up to an extent. Now it's all about timing, something a Client could give you 100% perfection with that will be impossible to detect. Good job Mojang.