Poem Contest

[BluudBath]

There are many things I could have said but I don't want to be banned so......

Don't like my poem?

[mitsuo_wolfblood]

[quote author=mitsuo_wolfblood link=topic=1003.msg6730#msg6730 date]
There are many things I could have said but I don't want to be banned so......

Don't like my poem?
[/quote]


No made me laugh I am talking about my demotion and the argument with Er, hell looking back I should have pulled a Cray

[_Efex]

~~~~~~~Ode To Efex's Bans + Zeedin~~~~~~~

Oh Sweet Efex!
Such a handsome fellow!
Except for when he breaks the rules,
All the admins bellow:
Efex, add one more to the total!

Except for Zeedin, who praises God
When the Efex the fan,
Receives a ban.

Now Efexy Lou Who,
Was acting quite a shrew,
Decides to post an unban app,
To which all admins ('cept for Zeedin) Fap.

The appeal brings tears to their eyes,
Especially Astral, who wishes to supply Fexy with a prize.
And Zeedin, the publicly known hater,
Eats a small tater!

Efex and all the other Community Prisonians Celebrate,
Then Efex delegates himself to perform a small task.
One that could change the fate of Minecraft as we know it.
This is the tale, of Efex and his Right Hand Man, Little Mit.

Sadly, Efex breaks yet another rule.
And the cycle continues.
Zeedin re-celebrates, and Efex Drools of boredom.

Efex thinks silently to himself,
Whoog's evil plots are but a dot to little DimFex.
For every move Efex has,
Zee seems to thwart him.

Efex is unbanned yet again!
This time, with no beggin'!
But Zee challenges him to a brawl.
There will be no time to Flee or Scrawl.
Efex accepts,
The Prison stops on that fateful day.

Battle Horns Sound,
Swords pound recklessly on the ground.
What a brawl this will be!
Team Efex vs Team Zee.

As the swords are drawn,
One man wishes to end the madness,
A man by the name of Silas Badless!
And so, he stops the fighting with a few death-stares.
These commands make all of the players involved piss their pants resulting from scares.

This is the End of the rivalry of Efex and Zee.
They march of in a field of Posies and, Yessi-Ree,
They made out, as heart felt as can be.

HOPE YOU'VE ENJOYED!

[mitsuo_wolfblood]

Ode To Efex's Bans!

Oh Sweet Efex!
Such a handsome fellow!
Except for when he breaks the rules,
All the admins bellow:
Efex, add one more to the total!

Except for Zeedin, who praises God
When the Efex the fan,
Receives a ban.

Now Efexy Lou Who,
Was acting quite a shrew,
Decides to post an unban app,
To which all admins ('cept for Zeedin) Fap.

The appeal brings tears to their eyes,
Especially Astral, who wishes to supply Fexy with a prize.
And Zeedin, the publicly known hater,
Eats a small tater!

Efex and all the other Community Prisonians Celebrate,
Then Efex delegates himself to perform a small task.
One that could change the fate of Minecraft as we know it.
This is the tale, of Efex and his Right Hand Man, Little Mit.

Efex just killed Bluud poem

[BluudBath]

[quote author=Efex link=topic=1003.msg6736#msg6736 date=1398029099]
Ode To Efex's Bans!

Oh Sweet Efex!
Such a handsome fellow!
Except for when he breaks the rules,
All the admins bellow:
Efex, add one more to the total!

Except for Zeedin, who praises God
When the Efex the fan,
Receives a ban.

Now Efexy Lou Who,
Was acting quite a shrew,
Decides to post an unban app,
To which all admins ('cept for Zeedin) Fap.

The appeal brings tears to their eyes,
Especially Astral, who wishes to supply Fexy with a prize.
And Zeedin, the publicly known hater,
Eats a small tater!

Efex and all the other Community Prisonians Celebrate,
Then Efex delegates himself to perform a small task.
One that could change the fate of Minecraft as we know it.
This is the tale, of Efex and his Right Hand Man, Little Mit.

Efex just killed Bluud poem
[/quote]
Let's just see what Silas has to say...

[summonhalo]

[quote author=mitsuo_wolfblood link=topic=1003.msg6738#msg6738 date=1398029246]
[quote author=Efex link=topic=1003.msg6736#msg6736 date=1398029099]
Ode To Efex's Bans!

Oh Sweet Efex!
Such a handsome fellow!
Except for when he breaks the rules,
All the admins bellow:
Efex, add one more to the total!

Except for Zeedin, who praises God
When the Efex the fan,
Receives a ban.

Now Efexy Lou Who,
Was acting quite a shrew,
Decides to post an unban app,
To which all admins ('cept for Zeedin) Fap.

The appeal brings tears to their eyes,
Especially Astral, who wishes to supply Fexy with a prize.
And Zeedin, the publicly known hater,
Eats a small tater!

Efex and all the other Community Prisonians Celebrate,
Then Efex delegates himself to perform a small task.
One that could change the fate of Minecraft as we know it.
This is the tale, of Efex and his Right Hand Man, Little Mit.

Efex just killed Bluud poem
[/quote]
Let's just see what Silas has to say...
[/quote]
it blew you out of the water XD, but don't worry i shall beat blood!

[pointlessbob]

THE. BEST. POEM.

er shall purr under the night sky
screaming at staff for god knows why

astral logs on to get some attention
ends up giving er some detention

10 dollars later; an unban pack as reward
back on mcp to pull the staff's cords

silas logs on, pissed off; a rough day it was
wanting to demote pointlessbob just cuz'

but a noise averts his goal
sees er judging buttkicker's mole

"disrespect!" buttkicker calls out
as silas runs over to punch er in the snout

"ban hammer 'o ban hammer" silas yelled
as one fatal blow to the head got er expelled.


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[buttkicker12345]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
zs is cool,
and silas is too!

[mitsuo_wolfblood]

There once was a young lad
By the name of Mit
And then some noob named Er
came and said, UMAD?

And young Mitty2Smitty
Would shake his titties
And say NOPE
And your Er would call aboose.

And so the young man would say
Report me brah
Until a fatal day
Where Mitty lost his titties

And when Mitty lost his titties
MCP came to hell
And World World 3 started
And the teams were chosen

With both sides having their teams
Shots were indeed fired
And then Silas came
And said Nope and leaves

Lo and behold Er reports Mitty legetly
And young mitties titties were demoted
And still Er said, UMAD?
Again Mitty was like Nope.

And Mitty came across some information
Er's hacking abilities
And Mitty was like
Super haxor

And so the Romeo and Juliet of MCP
Dying for the other
Except the 10 gift card
Allowing a noob to be reborn

[buttkicker12345]