I'm lost and need an adult

[MasterScare]

[quote author=MasterScare link=topic=4773.msg27858#msg27858 date=1489909801]
If you have a phone and you have data you can call 911 or 999 (your local emergency number) or you could find out were you are using Google maps.

Just... no. Please click this
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I did realise that I'm not that stupid facepalming