Dec 14th, 2016, 12:34 PM
Dear Jelly,
To me, you are like a very sensitive armidillo and I'm not sure that I need a very sensitive armidillo in my life right now.
Things started to go wrong when I caught you collapsing with my Satan.
It's not that I don't love you. It's just that your cousin is extremely amorous and our god-child is, without a doubt, the most erotic person I've ever known.
It's true, we've had some enlightening times prancing together. You have kidneys like suggestive sprouts and the most phonetic gallbladder I've ever seen.
Your personality is like a really mute sea-rhinoseros shouting into my skull. When I see you poking it makes me want to steal your sprout kidneys and post them to Kiev Ukraine.
I lie in bed at night wishing you were necrophilliac and not a armidillo who likes collapsing with my Satan.
What I'm trying to say, is take your phonetic gallbladder and go.
Yours no more
Aldron
To me, you are like a very sensitive armidillo and I'm not sure that I need a very sensitive armidillo in my life right now.
Things started to go wrong when I caught you collapsing with my Satan.
It's not that I don't love you. It's just that your cousin is extremely amorous and our god-child is, without a doubt, the most erotic person I've ever known.
It's true, we've had some enlightening times prancing together. You have kidneys like suggestive sprouts and the most phonetic gallbladder I've ever seen.
Your personality is like a really mute sea-rhinoseros shouting into my skull. When I see you poking it makes me want to steal your sprout kidneys and post them to Kiev Ukraine.
I lie in bed at night wishing you were necrophilliac and not a armidillo who likes collapsing with my Satan.
What I'm trying to say, is take your phonetic gallbladder and go.
Yours no more
Aldron
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