Poem Contest

[_Efex]

~~~~~~~Ode To Efex's Bans + Zeedin~~~~~~~

Oh Sweet Efex!
Such a handsome fellow!
Except for when he breaks the rules,
All the admins bellow:
Efex, add one more to the total!

Except for Zeedin, who praises God
When the Efex the fan,
Receives a ban.

Now Efexy Lou Who,
Was acting quite a shrew,
Decides to post an unban app,
To which all admins ('cept for Zeedin) Fap.

The appeal brings tears to their eyes,
Especially Astral, who wishes to supply Fexy with a prize.
And Zeedin, the publicly known hater,
Eats a small tater!

Efex and all the other Community Prisonians Celebrate,
Then Efex delegates himself to perform a small task.
One that could change the fate of Minecraft as we know it.
This is the tale, of Efex and his Right Hand Man, Little Mit.

Sadly, Efex breaks yet another rule.
And the cycle continues.
Zeedin re-celebrates, and Efex Drools of boredom.

Efex thinks silently to himself,
Whoog's evil plots are but a dot to little DimFex.
For every move Efex has,
Zee seems to thwart him.

Efex is unbanned yet again!
This time, with no beggin'!
But Zee challenges him to a brawl.
There will be no time to Flee or Scrawl.
Efex accepts,
The Prison stops on that fateful day.

Battle Horns Sound,
Swords pound recklessly on the ground.
What a brawl this will be!
Team Efex vs Team Zee.

As the swords are drawn,
One man wishes to end the madness,
A man by the name of Silas Badless!
And so, he stops the fighting with a few death-stares.
These commands make all of the players involved piss their pants resulting from scares.

This is the End of the rivalry of Efex and Zee.
They march of in a field of Posies and, Yessi-Ree,
They made out, as heart felt as can be.

HOPE YOU'VE ENJOYED!