Why Christmas is better than Halloween

[masterovieOG]

Halloween is trash and gives crazy people the best opportunity to not only kidnap children who are trick or treating without parents, but they also get to add Dimethylmercury into candy.  Christmas you get to spend with family, not shitty scary music but nice peaceful and loving music.  Halloween you just get loads of candy which causes obesity.  Christmas you can make a turkey which is good.  Also MCP-wise, Christmas time lasts the entire month due to /advent  , and the Christmas point contest, and the plot contest and Christmas crates.  but Halloween doesn't have anything besides crates and a plot contest that barely anyone joins.  Christmas you get to enjoy filling stockings, finding presents for family and decorating the Christmas tree.  Halloween is simply, trash.

-Ovie