Jun 12th, 2018, 10:23 PM
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Whaaaaaaat IS up MCP Alert, I'm your host Killer Mittstarr. leeeeeeeeeeeeets get RIGGGGHT INTO THE NEWSSS!
Cpt_PandaPantz Exposed
On the day of June 10th, notorious player Mattmab was killed by Stephano207 during a friendly game of tag. Stephano207 whipped out a sword and killed Mattmab in one hit while he had low health after an intense round of tag. Stephano picked up Mattmab's Iron Crate Armor and his Pocket VChest. Stephano refused to give back the pocket vchest and Mattmab then went on a spree of calling Stephano homophobic slurs repeatedly such as, "fag,faggy, a fucking pussy, cuck, fucking pussy(again), pussy, hypocritical pussy, pussy(again), puss puss,fucking pussy (third times a charm), and a nagger" and midway through Mattmab's rant another player, DalAlwaysGames logged on and after being explained the situation proceeded to say the following to Stephano207, "little fucker, prick, fuck off, utter mong, and adopted little bitch." Both players were asked to stop by Stephano multiple times and they proceeded to continue. Where it gets worse it the night of June 11th, Cpt_PandaPantz was sent a series of screenshots of these comments, and proceeded to punish Mattmab and DalAlwaysGames accordingly. After Mattmab went on for 5-15 minutes constantly bashing Stephano and non stop calling him homophobic slurs, he was only temp-banned for 1 day after he has already been temp banned for dissing of a staff member as well as harassment of a player in the past. DalAlwaysGames who only bashed Stephano for less than 5 minutes was temp-banned 3 days. Both of these bans were by Cpt_PandaPantz. Where the conflict of interest comes in is that Cpt_PandaPantz and Mattmab are both notorious for being friends with each other, they were both busted in June of 2017 for being apart of a 64 Million dollar economy exploit with JellyWagon and MoonFragments. Also when Mattmab announced that he was going to become more inactive and gave his stuff away he gave a substantial amount of his rares to Cpt_PandaPantz. Something that Panda couldn't have overlooked when banning her good friend. Also when she banned Mattmab she called him her "buddy" and put a heart symbol. Symbolizing their relationship, one that could have been broken if Panda perm banned or even gave him a longer temp ban or fine. She even stated that giving him a longer ban would have been pointless because he is rarely on. Which is all the more reason to give him a longer ban as the point of a ban is to affect the player and keep them away. When asked why Dal got a 3 day and Matt only got a 1 day she claimed it was simply irrelevant. When being asked by Stephano the player who was bashed by Dal and Mattmab. Panda even stated that Mattmab won't probably even resurface for another week or so, which means she knows that she should've given Mattmab a bigger or longer punishment to actually affect him. But she was worried that it would affect their friendship. Also when Stephano and LiteViper tried to argue that DalAlwaysGames is actually more inactive than Mattmab (Mattmab being inactive was Panda's reasoning that Mattmab was only given a 1 day ban) She claimed that DalAlwaysGames was in fact on more than Mattmab was however if you look at both players' prism accounts, you would see that in the past 3 months, Mattmab has had 16 active days, while in the past 5 months DalAlwaysGames has only 7 active days. Prism is known to be buggy especially around April so these numbers may not be accurate but the representation is still somewhat accurate. Cpt_PandaPantz also on the 12th of June banned SpacePandaa_ for racism after she was reported for calling someone a shortened version of the n word. Cpt_PandaPantz then went on to ban her for 3 days. When according to the Moderator rules on the forums for intentional racism the first ban for racism should have only been a 1 day temp ban. Cpt_PandaPantz went on to say that these were only "guidelines." If we only have guidelines where do you draw the line on staff deciding the fate of everyone else. The problem is here is that Cpt_PandaPantz instantly knew to temp ban someone for 3 days for using a shortened racist term only once in a jokingly way, but only temp banned a player who non-stop for a 10ish minute period of time constantly bashed someone with homophobic slurs and insults. Does it smell like favouritism to you?
--KillerMittStarr
Bye Bye Birdies
In the past couple of days the following staff members have been demoted, Zs471, MasterScare, Nator27, Boysocute, and pb64. Starting it all off with everyone's 2nd favorite British lad, MasterScare, who you can read about below. Nator27 resigned from his A-Guard position after announcing that the server was dying and resigned so he could go play other games without having the stress of being active. Boysocute was demoted for inactivity after spurts of logging on for a minimal amount of the time and logging off. He was active at other times as well but Silas didn't see his contributions as enough. Pb64 has resigned after stating he would not have a lot of free time. Zs471 was demoted for sending pictures of his butthole to Silas, not even joking. All of the following staff members will be missed.
--ThatLispyKid
The Bow Scandal
MasterScare, formerly B-Guard has resigned and placed on administrative leave after he was busted for buying a bow off of Zenath. Scare was reported by LittleLea on the day of March 8th and Scare later resigned before Silas could assign punishment on the night of March 9th. In Scare's defense he claimed that at first he had forgotten about the rule. There was no video evidence of Scare buying the bow, however that was strong evidence in chat that led to the suspicion that Scare in fact bought the bow, as well as his own self incrimination. This makes for the 3rd staff member to be demoted in 2018, the other two being Kittiwolf and Bagel_Thief.
--Killer MittStarr
What are the odds?!?!?!
Recently your very own MCP Alert writer has opened a full set of Silas from a Beta Crate. Silas_Bowen stated that this is the first time he can recall this happening. The writer who opened the crate is Dragon1240 who stated he will never talk crap about crates again.
--ThatLispyKid
Hi Hi Birdies
In the past couples of days we have added the following to the guard team. GoldEagle12, IAmTheAppleKing, stinglikeabeedril, and LeSimoniel. MCP welcomes all of these new staff members to replace those demoted in the "Bye Bye Birdies" article written above. We wish them luck as they are being forced to endure the challenges that every new MCP guard has to face.
--Killer MittStarr
Level Up!
In the past couple of days, GoldEagle12, stinglikebeedril, IAmTheAppleKing, and LeSimoniel have all been promoted to the rank of B-Guard. They were promoted during some day's block party and other times through the past couple of days. We wish them luck as they are now through the first step of guarding. It seems like most of these guards have been running Marksman class whenever they are on, however IAmTheAppleKing has gone on spurts of inactivity throughout due to vacations and trips. These guards are doing extremely well when compared to what guards of the past have had to gone through and wish them luck.
--ThatLispyKid
You've Maxed Your Charisma!
In the past couple of days, LeSimoniel formerly B-Guard has now been promoted to A-Guard. This allows him the options to run Riots class, a class that is meant to be designed as a "heavy" and help the guards during mass riots. Riot class is known to be best partnered by another guard using the hound class or marksman.
--Killer MittStarr
The Faction War
For the last month the faction, "Cookiez" has been under constant attack from The_Titan_Tude who has led a series of Al-Qaeda like bombings to the faction's main base. The attacks started after Titan_Dude left the faction for not being treated equal and then proceeded to 420 no scope the faction base when members were offline in the later hours of the night.
The attacks have slowed down in the recent week after "Cookiez" heavily fortified the interior of their base to slow down the amount of damage The_Titan_Dude could cause. The_Titan_Dude claims that he is just trying to make it like MCP's Golden Days where instead of guards vs players you had faction vs faction in the middle of C. We don't see this happening anytime in the near future as they're no two factions of equal power to contend against each other in a fight.
--ThatLispyKid
Faction vs Player
In the recent days after the faction "Cookiez" after they had to deal with MasterOvie and The_Titan_Dude they were forced to move bases which has seemed to be a stop. However even though they are safe in their new base, they aren't safe in C-Block as a new player named AlexLovesMilk has been dominating the faction "Cookiez" as well as the guards. It is unknown if AlexLovesMilk is an alt or just someone who was given good gear and has been rekting people.
--KillerMittStarr
Whaaaaaaat IS up MCP Alert, I'm your host Killer Mittstarr. leeeeeeeeeeeeets get RIGGGGHT INTO THE NEWSSS!
Cpt_PandaPantz Exposed
On the day of June 10th, notorious player Mattmab was killed by Stephano207 during a friendly game of tag. Stephano207 whipped out a sword and killed Mattmab in one hit while he had low health after an intense round of tag. Stephano picked up Mattmab's Iron Crate Armor and his Pocket VChest. Stephano refused to give back the pocket vchest and Mattmab then went on a spree of calling Stephano homophobic slurs repeatedly such as, "fag,faggy, a fucking pussy, cuck, fucking pussy(again), pussy, hypocritical pussy, pussy(again), puss puss,fucking pussy (third times a charm), and a nagger" and midway through Mattmab's rant another player, DalAlwaysGames logged on and after being explained the situation proceeded to say the following to Stephano207, "little fucker, prick, fuck off, utter mong, and adopted little bitch." Both players were asked to stop by Stephano multiple times and they proceeded to continue. Where it gets worse it the night of June 11th, Cpt_PandaPantz was sent a series of screenshots of these comments, and proceeded to punish Mattmab and DalAlwaysGames accordingly. After Mattmab went on for 5-15 minutes constantly bashing Stephano and non stop calling him homophobic slurs, he was only temp-banned for 1 day after he has already been temp banned for dissing of a staff member as well as harassment of a player in the past. DalAlwaysGames who only bashed Stephano for less than 5 minutes was temp-banned 3 days. Both of these bans were by Cpt_PandaPantz. Where the conflict of interest comes in is that Cpt_PandaPantz and Mattmab are both notorious for being friends with each other, they were both busted in June of 2017 for being apart of a 64 Million dollar economy exploit with JellyWagon and MoonFragments. Also when Mattmab announced that he was going to become more inactive and gave his stuff away he gave a substantial amount of his rares to Cpt_PandaPantz. Something that Panda couldn't have overlooked when banning her good friend. Also when she banned Mattmab she called him her "buddy" and put a heart symbol. Symbolizing their relationship, one that could have been broken if Panda perm banned or even gave him a longer temp ban or fine. She even stated that giving him a longer ban would have been pointless because he is rarely on. Which is all the more reason to give him a longer ban as the point of a ban is to affect the player and keep them away. When asked why Dal got a 3 day and Matt only got a 1 day she claimed it was simply irrelevant. When being asked by Stephano the player who was bashed by Dal and Mattmab. Panda even stated that Mattmab won't probably even resurface for another week or so, which means she knows that she should've given Mattmab a bigger or longer punishment to actually affect him. But she was worried that it would affect their friendship. Also when Stephano and LiteViper tried to argue that DalAlwaysGames is actually more inactive than Mattmab (Mattmab being inactive was Panda's reasoning that Mattmab was only given a 1 day ban) She claimed that DalAlwaysGames was in fact on more than Mattmab was however if you look at both players' prism accounts, you would see that in the past 3 months, Mattmab has had 16 active days, while in the past 5 months DalAlwaysGames has only 7 active days. Prism is known to be buggy especially around April so these numbers may not be accurate but the representation is still somewhat accurate. Cpt_PandaPantz also on the 12th of June banned SpacePandaa_ for racism after she was reported for calling someone a shortened version of the n word. Cpt_PandaPantz then went on to ban her for 3 days. When according to the Moderator rules on the forums for intentional racism the first ban for racism should have only been a 1 day temp ban. Cpt_PandaPantz went on to say that these were only "guidelines." If we only have guidelines where do you draw the line on staff deciding the fate of everyone else. The problem is here is that Cpt_PandaPantz instantly knew to temp ban someone for 3 days for using a shortened racist term only once in a jokingly way, but only temp banned a player who non-stop for a 10ish minute period of time constantly bashed someone with homophobic slurs and insults. Does it smell like favouritism to you?
--KillerMittStarr
Bye Bye Birdies
In the past couple of days the following staff members have been demoted, Zs471, MasterScare, Nator27, Boysocute, and pb64. Starting it all off with everyone's 2nd favorite British lad, MasterScare, who you can read about below. Nator27 resigned from his A-Guard position after announcing that the server was dying and resigned so he could go play other games without having the stress of being active. Boysocute was demoted for inactivity after spurts of logging on for a minimal amount of the time and logging off. He was active at other times as well but Silas didn't see his contributions as enough. Pb64 has resigned after stating he would not have a lot of free time. Zs471 was demoted for sending pictures of his butthole to Silas, not even joking. All of the following staff members will be missed.
--ThatLispyKid
The Bow Scandal
MasterScare, formerly B-Guard has resigned and placed on administrative leave after he was busted for buying a bow off of Zenath. Scare was reported by LittleLea on the day of March 8th and Scare later resigned before Silas could assign punishment on the night of March 9th. In Scare's defense he claimed that at first he had forgotten about the rule. There was no video evidence of Scare buying the bow, however that was strong evidence in chat that led to the suspicion that Scare in fact bought the bow, as well as his own self incrimination. This makes for the 3rd staff member to be demoted in 2018, the other two being Kittiwolf and Bagel_Thief.
--Killer MittStarr
What are the odds?!?!?!
Recently your very own MCP Alert writer has opened a full set of Silas from a Beta Crate. Silas_Bowen stated that this is the first time he can recall this happening. The writer who opened the crate is Dragon1240 who stated he will never talk crap about crates again.
--ThatLispyKid
Hi Hi Birdies
In the past couples of days we have added the following to the guard team. GoldEagle12, IAmTheAppleKing, stinglikeabeedril, and LeSimoniel. MCP welcomes all of these new staff members to replace those demoted in the "Bye Bye Birdies" article written above. We wish them luck as they are being forced to endure the challenges that every new MCP guard has to face.
--Killer MittStarr
Level Up!
In the past couple of days, GoldEagle12, stinglikebeedril, IAmTheAppleKing, and LeSimoniel have all been promoted to the rank of B-Guard. They were promoted during some day's block party and other times through the past couple of days. We wish them luck as they are now through the first step of guarding. It seems like most of these guards have been running Marksman class whenever they are on, however IAmTheAppleKing has gone on spurts of inactivity throughout due to vacations and trips. These guards are doing extremely well when compared to what guards of the past have had to gone through and wish them luck.
--ThatLispyKid
You've Maxed Your Charisma!
In the past couple of days, LeSimoniel formerly B-Guard has now been promoted to A-Guard. This allows him the options to run Riots class, a class that is meant to be designed as a "heavy" and help the guards during mass riots. Riot class is known to be best partnered by another guard using the hound class or marksman.
--Killer MittStarr
The Faction War
For the last month the faction, "Cookiez" has been under constant attack from The_Titan_Tude who has led a series of Al-Qaeda like bombings to the faction's main base. The attacks started after Titan_Dude left the faction for not being treated equal and then proceeded to 420 no scope the faction base when members were offline in the later hours of the night.
The attacks have slowed down in the recent week after "Cookiez" heavily fortified the interior of their base to slow down the amount of damage The_Titan_Dude could cause. The_Titan_Dude claims that he is just trying to make it like MCP's Golden Days where instead of guards vs players you had faction vs faction in the middle of C. We don't see this happening anytime in the near future as they're no two factions of equal power to contend against each other in a fight.
--ThatLispyKid
Faction vs Player
In the recent days after the faction "Cookiez" after they had to deal with MasterOvie and The_Titan_Dude they were forced to move bases which has seemed to be a stop. However even though they are safe in their new base, they aren't safe in C-Block as a new player named AlexLovesMilk has been dominating the faction "Cookiez" as well as the guards. It is unknown if AlexLovesMilk is an alt or just someone who was given good gear and has been rekting people.
--KillerMittStarr
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