MCP Alert - Season 2 Upgraded!

[mitsuo_wolfblood]

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What's up guys, I'm your brand new host, MittyIsHere. We have some major breaking stories for you guys, along with some updates to our current public image. So without further ado, lets get right into the news!!


MittStarr and TheOffensiveTruth update

For those of you who somehow missed out on all the drama caused this past Sunday by the former host, Killer Mittstarr, and temp writer "TheOffensiveTruth" authored and published an article putting many of the server females, and even our very own Sr. Guard MasterOvie on 'blast;. We did try reaching out to both of these guys for their thoughts, to try and found out why they would do something like this, and what the motivation was behind it but got answers from neither side.

Shortly after the article was published the CEO of MCP Alert published a quick update to clear the air and announce that both TheOffensiveTruth, and Killer Mittstar have been fired from the company. This story is still undergoing investigation by a few of the community members, along with some of our writers to try and get to the bottom of this situation, however nothing has turned up yet.

-MittyIsHere



Recent Voting Exploitation

Recently an exploitation which allowed Dogtag93 to vote numerous times on one of the websites in one day. This allowed him to have over 40 votes at one point over the legal possible limit. He reported it to Silas and was testing it for him when he reported it. He continued to "test" this exploit for further research. He requested to be moved down to the legal limit on Christmas Points and votetop. He has dropped down to fourth on votetop and 8th on Christmas points after being in the lead in both events. Since the exploitation Silas has replaced the voting site with the a new and improved voting website, "MinecraftServers.biz" we hope this change goes well and give a thanks to Dogtag for reporting this exploit.

-ThatLispyKid



Challenger Approaching

Hey what's up guys it's Scarce here and it looks like an old MCP newspaper has migrated to the forums. Now I guess they're calling themselves 'Prisoners Journal Revived' or PJR for short. Heh, more like 'Practically Just Retarded' #amiright. Now this PJR, it's over-cooked on the bottom, crispy as fuck and it just looks like Ghandi's flip flop. It is run by this fat ass, gorilla back, crust lip, bacon jelly mayonnaise sandwich, "hey norbit" lookin ass bitch otherwise known as our good friend Nator. Honestly they surprise me, surprise me how absolutely shit they are. One piece of advice I have for them is to take one look at themselves in the mirror, because they're a fuckin' disgrace. With that said it looks like their first online article was mostly just responses of the females called out in the last issue of MCP Alert, which is cool I guess, but we'll see soon if they can come up with any actual stories with their next issue. The PJR actually got in a lot of hot water for their first issue as well. Apparently at the end of the journal there was an interview with Dragon1240, however no one would know this because he wasn't listed as a guest on the journal or even creditted during the interview, just the mear heading of 'Dragon1240 interview' above the text. We here at MCP Alert wish Nator and friends bad luck in their endevors and look forward to their next edition.

-'Scarce'



More Information about Christmas Points

A week into December and the Christmas Points contest is a very close race... for second place. Boysocute has been DOMINATING the Christmas Points Contest with over a 12 people lead at most occasions due to the fact of where he lives. He is able to take part in the Non-NA time zone events which happen very late at night or early in the morning for most users which due to the lack of players has allowed Boysocute to get the ez pz winz for dayz. However the next 3 contestants, MasterOvie, ThatLispyKid, and Kittiwolf are all within 5-10 points of each other at most times. Christmas Points can be gained by winning events, Doing the Christmas Tree Parkour, Sewer Maze, and voting. We at MCP Alert advise the use of fair play during these times as cheating can either end up in a removal of points or a ban. Until next time, good luck to all contestants!

-ThatLispyKid



Lord63 Giveaway

Aaand for our next story today, we got a giveaway hosted by hosted by local MCP player Lord63. For this give away players had to post a unique number from 1-100 in reply to his forums post, whosever number was closest to one randomly generated by Lord63, won a $25 itunes gift card, this contest ended about a day before this was written with Littlelea being the winner of the gift card. This was pretty cool of Lord63 to do, however they did get in a bit of hot water over this as they titled it "hey guys" assuming the gender of anybody who read or entered the topic. They also have said they plan on doing a few more giveaways throughout the month, so be on the lookout for that. -As of the day before publishing another contest is up for 50 christmas crates-

-'Scarce'



MCP Alert Updates and Challenges

To finish out this brand new start to MCP Alert we want to ask you guys in the community for help us out. The challenge is to take the above intro video and make something similar, using the same colour scheme and create an into video for MCP Alert. The reward will be given out, along with the prizes for the last contest we held on Saturday if anyone sends in a decent video to be used. Winners for our previous contest, Treasure Hunting, will be announced in the next issue of MCP Alert.

After careful talks with some of our writers we have decided to expand our posting dates and will be posting three times a week. Saturdays will remain our main issue, but expect up to, two, extra issues per week. Two more times of MCP Alert greatness? Who could complain.

Moving past our previous issue, and the issues caused by Mittstarr and TheOffensiveTruth, we hope to gain back up in our public image, for you guys in the community to see us as your number one news source. For the time being though, I've been your host MittyIsHere. See you next time!

[zs471]

Wow this certainly is a lot better than any other news source. I can't wait for the big weekend edition in a couple days!

[masterovieOG]

I had a reason to be on blast.... not a bad news alert if I'm honest though

[toiletinator27]

I feel terrible about myself. Thanks "Scarce" But seriously this is another case of not showing who your writer is. Please tell me who scarce is ty.

[mitsuo_wolfblood]

I feel terrible about myself. Thanks "Scarce" But seriously this is another case of not showing who your writer is. Please tell me who scarce is ty.

Made you feel terrible? If so you need to lighten up man its all for fun and jokes. Any insults we post aren't serious man. Scarce will do a face reveal here in a few weeks I believe if everything goes as we have been talking. But yeah of you feel terrible about it just take a minute and realize nothing we post insult wise isn't serious.

[toiletinator27]

Challenger Approaching

Hey what's up guys it's Scarce here and it looks like an old MCP newspaper has migrated to the forums. Now I guess they're calling themselves 'Prisoners Journal Revived' or PJR for short. Heh, more like 'Practically Just Retarded' #amiright. Now this PJR, it's over-cooked on the bottom, crispy as fuck and it just looks like Ghandi's flip flop. It is run by this fat ass, gorilla back, crust lip, bacon jelly mayonnaise sandwich, "hey norbit" lookin ass bitch otherwise known as our good friend Nator. Honestly they surprise me, surprise me how absolutely shit they are. One piece of advice I have for them is to take one look at themselves in the mirror, because they're a fuckin' disgrace.

-'Scarce'

Aww yeah all fun and jokes totally yeah. Mit your not fooling anyone your just putting your newspaper into hot water again and again.

[Mr.Scare]

If anyone thinks that im "Scarce" im not. I left PJR times after i didn't have time for it. You apper to be triggered by the PJR as a rival news source, looks like you can't admit who TheOffenciveTruth if after lieing about the person. Your still going on the Offencive the way you talk about Nator and other is Toxic but what can you expected from these toxic players. Mitsuo Is really A disgrace to MCP and the forms, im not trying to defend the PJR here more trying Point out how toxic this all it. You don't seem to know that your words have fealing to other players, Sometimes call the thing people mast Retarded can hurt them. Now I wish that all of this bitching about each other could stop and we can leave all each other. No more critical of people No more calling people Pedophiles of Whoers, you make people upset. Stop this all now stop with the words stop with calling out,

[zs471]

I thought it was really funny tbh, I couldn't stop laughing, nothing wrong with a little banter.

[mitsuo_wolfblood]

Im going to be blunt. If you cant take a joke get the fuck off the internet. Two news sources, of course one will try to decredit the other. Its called a rivalry. Nothing here is wrote in a serious manner except the actual news stories. You will find out who this person is within the next few issues. If your feelings are literally getting hurt over what some guy says over the internet you probably arent emotionally stable enough for the internet. Either balls up and play with the joke, write some shit against us back or just ignore mcp alert entirely. Because if you're going to complain on every issue we put out then its obvious you don't like the product so why keep tuning in.


Yes some strong language used above. Appropriate? No not really. But we, Im assuming, are all old enough to tell the difference between jokes and seriousness. If we were serious we would be signing actual names not pen names like writers. Because we arent being serious. If your complaining does anything it gives us more to put in future stories.

[Coolskate2449]

I do not mean to be offensive when I say this, but Mit you are literally barely on the server, at this point you are the new TySun of forums, someone who just causes drama and controversy for no reason asides attention, just drop it bro, its not funny or cool anymore.