Pun List

[Coolskate2449]

Sooooo I need some kids to make some good puns so I can tell them to friends and family. Any ideas?
Put your best puns in the replies Kappa

[masterovieOG]

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

[masterovieOG]

A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.

[masterovieOG]

I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.

[cougarboy]

Ok, I legit did this yesterday at school. Print out a dope picture of a crab, walk around telling people you're a bit crabby today.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten Tickles

What do you call a bee that produces milk? A boo-bee

Get a piece of paper and right the word puns on it, walk up to someone and say my puns are terrible and you rip the paper

[Coolskate2449]

masterovie has the best puns qq

[masterovieOG]

masterovie has the best puns qq

yay

[DaNate]

I was just fired at a calendar factory, all I did was take a day off.