IGN:
DogTag93

Age (as of now):
24 (25 if your reading this a couple of hours from when it was posted)

Timezone:
Eastern Standard time.

How Long Have You Played On MCP?
Since July of 2017

Have You Ever Been: Banned, Muted, Kicked?
All of the above.

If You Have Been, Why, And For How Long?
Shenanigans nothing legitimate.

What is your current playtime on the server? (/playtime)
154.6 hours but I have over 650 logged before the reset.

When can you play on MCP?
Whenever the server needs cleaning up.

What is your rank on the server?
Citizen.

Why Should We Pick You To Be Our next Janitor?
I have extensive experience in the custodial profession. I can clean up just about anything but I specialize in the sanitation of toxic elements on servers, my dedication is unmatched in this field. With a little bit of elbow grease I can clean just about anything. If you pick me to be your next (only) janitor I swear I will not rest until you see your reflection on every block face MCP has to offer even among the forums. There are no cracks or crevices that can hide scum from me. You might ask yourself "This is minecraft? Why would I need to someone to clean up after our players?" Well that is a great question. Below in addition information I have included examples of what I can offer MCP, free of charge of course. I hope to hear back from you.

~Sincerely Sanitation Officer DogTag93

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Good Evening ladies and Gentlemen. Recently, we have been releasing a few "Exposing" articles. While these articles have been met with mixed reviews a few users, I won't name drop here their time will come, have been getting the wrong idea. I will start by stating MCP Alert is edited and added to by many different people, not just myself. They have the power to edit my stories, removing things, or adding things as they wish. We will discuss these changes and so forth, however I do mainly agree with the majority of changes that they suggest. As with the recent "MCP Alert - Special - LittleLea Edition" the article was added to by a few other people, most specifically the parts reguarding Miner, and Dogtag. MCP Alert isn't one to be censored and so we will throw a little shade every now and again, such was the case with adding those two players into the issue. This was suggested to me, and written up by another member of MCP Alert. As it was my article they don't need to be named, as per the rule the writers article must be signed with the Author.

Anyone who has been reading my articles since day one will know when it's my work, those parts obviously follow different standards then my own so of course I didn't write it. They were added mainly to add a laughing part to the more serious topic. Anyways lets not dwell on that one and move on.

These "exposing" articles are mainly used to point out things that a user has done in their past and things they are still doing that we consider wrong. The first two users we wrote about have been staff members. So of course we brought up things that we feel they should stop doing as a staff member. Were they to be normal players we wouldn't mention things such as cursing, or caps use as to be blunt we don't really care. However, things like previous bans, abuse reports etcetera, are brought up because they continue to build onto the "Exposing" issue. For the most part these "exposing" issues are more or less to fill some of my free time while I'm taking a break from the actual MCP Alert News. We released two at the very end of 2017. This of course was only to build hype towards some of the larger "Exposing" issues we have coming your way. They won't always be on a staff member and the next one we plan on releasing is covering a few players and the various eco exploits they found on the last map.

These issues are all in good humor on our side. We do hope they cause a stir, but it always depends on who it's going to be and how the community takes it. If we target someone well liked in the community, or has friends in the "Main clique" of MCP then yeah we get hated on but what can you do. We aren't going to censor anything we do until Silas himself tells us to tone it down. I don't believe we've hit the E Whores level yet but we will eventually push the envelope to that point just to test the waters. While all of these issues may have some truth to them they won't remain all serious as we do plan on adding funny bits and pieces to them to give a little humor releif. This hasn't been the case as the first two issues, the first issue in particular.

Touching back on the main "clique" comment. I feel the biggest thing that can prove this would be the differences in who we insult. When we compare the LittleLea and Kittiwolf articles you can see the major issues. Back when we released the Kittiwolf issue, not many people rushed to his defense, instead it was himself and two or three others defending him. However, we jump to the LittleLea article and everyone and their uncle comes to defend her. Whether this is a show of the "Popular" Clique vs. Those who aren't in the clique, or because one is a female and the other is whatever they want to be today is beyond our staff team. Though we do think that there is a big issue here. If you don't like something you would be continuously stating this and defending anyone that is name dropped. That's not the case as we can see between the two articles, and I'm sure we will find even more examples of this as the "Exposing" issues continue to come out.

This will be the only public statement we make on our "Exposing" issues. They will continue to be made as long as myself or a member of MCP Alert has an idea. They may take a break every so often to keep them fresh, however they will always be around. Just remember that they are mainly in good humor, it is just how members of the community take them.

Moving on, as Owner of MCP Alert I have decided to call this the final episode of MCP Alert....Season Two that is . Season Three is obviously already being worked on by myself to set up. Taking this break however allows our writers to take a break from the MCP Alert schedule and allows some of our editors to work on other projects such as CDGS Informer which will offically begin it's normal episodes every Wednesday starting this upcoming week. As of right now I do not have a planned date for the return of MCP Alert and any news worthy stories will be reported by our news caster Killer Mittstarr while MittyIsHere is on break with the rest of our journalist from MCP Alert.

For those of you who wish to work with CDGS Informer we incourage you to send in stories of your own, the starting payments for used stories is 15k in game. The more stories of yours that we use will start rewarding even more money with a 5k increase per story. Those of you interested can start sending the stories to me via the forums mail system.

"Don't let fear stop you from doing the thing you love." -Buster Moon


-CEO CDMC Inc.

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