What is your IGN? eL33TCREW is the name MCP is the game.

How old are you as of now? Twenty-four.

What is your current playtime on the server? (/playtime) 79.6 hours online.

When can you play on MCP? I can play MCP all day on the weekends and after work during the weekdays.

What is your timezone? PST (Pacific Standard).

What is your rank on the server? Baron.

Do you have any experience with other prison servers?  Yes, I was a hardcore killion player until it shutdown. After that I quit minecraft for a long time and made a return to the prison server scene and found MCP.

Do you have any experience with guarding? Give a list of servers and your guard rank (IP if possible). Yes, I was Sr-Guard on Killion for a long time (mc.killion.co). I worked my way through the ranks over years and made it to the highest guard rank and held strong till the end of the server.

Have you read both the guard rules and the prisoner rules, even the ones in the info room? Yes I have and I can prove it! REEEEEEEEEEE

Why should we pick you to be our next guard? You should pick me to be the next guard because I have a great amount of experience playing these type of classic prison servers. Even though I am a very old prison player I have adapted to the guard rules of this server. I have pvped many guards and I have seen not only in the rules but in practice how to guard (not like I don't know how) but it gives me some precedent of how some special unwritten rules are handled by MCP's best guards. I am one-hundred percent confident in my ability to begin guarding on MCP at a high level and being on often. That is why I should be accepted, an old reliable player that has been playing prison pretty much since prison was a thing, and on top of that has a lot of guarding experience and has had runs on servers as guard where I kept my rank for a long period of time without causing problems or being demoted. Another reason is there is nothing stopping me from playing the server, I am done with school so no homework, no parents to tell me I can't play because of something stupid. I can just play for as much as a please after work. Not only is nothing stopping me I have a burning desire to play MCP all the time. This would only increase if I were to get guard because I have always seen myself as a guarding type on prison servers. I haven't always been good at it, but through experience I learned to be a great guard. Believe me I have already made my mistakes as a guard so those would not be made on MCP. I am also a very analytical person. Emotions do not effect my decisions, therefore I will be able to help everyone alike and not allow my personal bias to effect how I treat people on the server, including new and old players. I recently saw one of the guards get demoted due to some poor circumstance (him not being able to get on) and I saw an opportunity to make a great addition to the guard team, I really enjoy pvp and being a guard is really my cup of tea. Also this opportunity I saw with the recently demoted guard sparked my interest because of the up and coming reset that has been hinted. A really active, experienced, and overall excellent guard would be very nice to have on reset to help keep everyone in check and make sure the experience is enjoyable for everyone.

Additional info: I vote everyday, I have invited my friends and I hope that my prison server career and MCP can rise together after the reset Soon™ and we can all benefit from this great server! Also I know that my playtime is a bit low, but my vast prison server experience hopefully compensates!  emotTHEDREAM

Edit: Formatting and added a few things.

Edit 2: Playtime.

Edit 3: Updated rank, new playtime.

Yes ik I spelled Lapis wrong.  It’s 4:30am shit happens.  If you like it just say so, if not, whatever I don’t care.  Reply which one you liked the best.

Your IGN: TraphouseCorndog
Offender's? IGN: MaggieMooMoo (DeathPotPvP and some other alt of his)
Offender's? rank: C
What the offender was doing: Evading two perm bans (One on his main, one on an alt)
What server this was on: MCP
When this happened: (Include date and timezone): 11:20 EST
Proof:



DeathPotPvP Contradicting who he said he was, telling us who he really was, and then confirming it by telling us his band was "false". Case closed?

Additional info: "MaggieMooMoo was shot by [Citzn] TraphouseCorndog using [Yoink] made me laugh slightly too hard for my liking when finalizing this post

-TraphouseCorndog pedobear

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5FJlmuEz-s[/youtube]

Good game

  New Guard New Motherboard
In the recent weeks MCP has seen the addition of even more staff members, among those is the classical Squigga_. However shortly after being accepted into staff Squigga posted on shoutbox that his motherboard had fried. He is currently in the works of replacing his motherboard / finding a solution and should be back online shortly. It is unknown if Squigga will stay guard in the meantime but us at The Guardly Gazette wishes Squigga best of luck in his future endeavors.

New Mod New Graphics Card
In the recent weeks along with Squigga MCP has seen new staff members one of the new staff members being the panda Asidy. However just like the newest addition to the guard team Squigga, Asidy is also having computer problems. Asidy shortly came out and said that his GPU had fried. However this has been since resolved and Asidy is able to play and do his modly duties.

              SoonTM?
MCP is looking forward to a big change soonTM. It all started when suddenly a SoonTM appeared under the news sections on the forums hinting at a big change, the problem was this wasn’t enough information as to lead to any conclusions. However Lord_Bills54 appealed on the forums when Silas accepted it leaving behind the message, “Regardless we'll probably do a ban reset soonTM so you're unbanned.” This leads us to the conclusion that a possible huge reset is coming. A reset of this proportion happened back in 2016 with a new map, complete reset, and the ban list being reset. The reset happened in fall in 2016, guess what season it is, fall. Most resets in the past have happened in the fall so it wouldn’t be unlikely that is what we are expecting. Zeedin has slowly been upgrading and revamping the mines/blocks in the newer version but hasn’t released anything too fancy recently so that is one thing to look forward to. To add onto this a month ago Silas posted a post asking players about their opinion with a reset with the majority voting for a reset. I’ll let you decide, soonTM.

“The Guardian”
This issue’s segment of The Guardian will cover a really controversial topic: guard buffs. No matter what Silas does, people will complain and complain. If they are given buffs people will complain that they are too easy to kill but if they are given extra items or more buffs people will complain that they are too hard to kill. This recently has been a really controversial topic so what we are going to ask is, what is your opinion on the matter?

          Discord Addons
CDGS’s Discord has gotten a better looking Discord! The new and improved discord includes public voice channels, a marketplace for players to post items for sale and much more. However in order to chat players must link their discord accounts with their in-game accounts. You can access our discord server by hopping on MCP and typing /shittycommunicationplatform

          Button Giveaway!
Silas recently ordered himself some merch and with that he ordered a 5 pack of buttons. He announced on the forums that he will be giving away 4 of the buttons and all you need to do to enter is comment on this post: http://forums.cdgs.net/index.php/topic,5867.0.html and you will be entered. However be quick as the giveaway ends on October 1st.

All stories written by Dragon1240
All stories will be posted one day early than the forums on our website in the future.

IGN: Lord63
Who banned you? IcyCrevasse
When were you banned? (Time/Date) August 3, 2018, 3:02 pm
Why were you banned? Use of client (Auto Connector
Are you at fault? Yes
What was your rank on MCP? Citizen
Why should we unban you? Let's be real every unbanned appeal I have made up until this point has been some sob story. And to be honest, it doesn't work out too well for me. So I have decided to actually make a heartfelt ban appeal and apologize to all the people I have been complete ass holes to in the past. Let's start off with LittleLea, I have done many things wrong to LittleLea, some I will never be able to come back from,  I was an outright jerk towards her and I want to sincerely apologize for the way I treated you this also goes for miner01. I would also like to apologize to DalAlwaysGames I was very toxic towards you because I was mostly just jealous of you. You had all these people wanting to be your friends and none mine, it made me a little bit insecure and that's exactly what a bully does and I want to apologize. I would also like to make an overall apology to everyone I have misused and been a jerk too.  I will never be able to come back from the hole I have made for myself.  And apologizing is the only real way I can make it up to you at this point I don't deserve any of your forgiveness. And I would also like to apologize to 2 main people in specific, Silas Bowen and MasterScare.  I haven't been specifically hostile towards Silas, but over the years I have annoyed him and made a very bad reputation for myself in his eyes, I deserve nothing for you, I would just like to say im sorry.  and for MasterScare, I've been such a jerk to you as of me latest being on the server, and I truly apologize for my actions, believe me, or not the choice is yours. Just know for everyone I have hurt and made feel bad, I will forever hold those sins above my head and I will try my best to be a nontoxic helpful member of the MCP community.  Thank you for reading my un-ban appeal.
Where you fined and do you think you deserve reimbursement? From my knowledge, I was not fined in any way, But if it means anything. whoever is online if I get unbanned Ill split the remaining money I have left with all of them, or just wipe it all in general. 
Additional info: No, sir.

I would like to thank the gracious overlord who has decided to lift my forums ban. I promise not to post as questionable memes again as I have learned my lesson. Forums have been a bit dead lately, and I think it's time for a revival. I am glad to be back.

I never thought id say this but goddam ovie is one abusing warden


                                                   

Your IGN: LittleCanada
Offender's? IGN: paragonepic
Offender's? rank: C
What the offender was doing: being toxic and racist to me
What server this was on:  MCP
When this happened: (Include date and timezone) just before around 2:00 (reset time) cst
Proof: https://imgur.com/a/f1mW9hK
https://imgur.com/a/RuyWrNO
https://imgur.com/a/N7qupEA
Additional info: I just joined the game when this happened and he left after it.

1. Is your idea logical?  yes it is indeed
2. Could it be done easily?  100% easier than using a toaster
3. Has something like it been done before?  not since I've joined the server
4. Has this idea been suggested before?  again not since I've joined the server

Ok so my idea is you put a repair sign somewhere for non donors, and that sounds like a bad idea since most people buy donor just for repair signs but hear me out. You would first make it cost at least twice as much as the donor repair sign that way the donor one is still better. Second thing you would do is make it have a cool down so its way worse than the donor one. I also think that you should put it in A block since theres nothing really there that anyone cares about right now (sorry if i hurt you feelings A block). I think there are lots of other things you can do to make a repair sign for non donors that would make people still want donor for the better repair sign.
Thanks for reading my suggestion!