I'll make it clear.  Swearing [includes sexual talk] = Chat Offence : Racism = Tempban/Ban : Caps = Adjustable Chat Offence

1. There are kids on the server, swearing pushes them away and makes them feel uncomfortable on the server.  If I were 8 years old and walked into a minecraft server chat that says

Look I have proof of him advertising (srry i dont know how to see photos when i screenshot on my mac)  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbPi5i06oR4

IGN: Virusss35
Who banned you? Silas_Bowen
When were you banned? (Time/Date) 5pm Sunday 13 July, 2014
Why were you banned? Telling Silas he has a small penis.
Are you at fault? No
What was your rank on MCP? Citizen
Why should we unban you? Because i was just doing it as a joke if silas was really cool he could take one, but people can change and i am willing to give him a second chance.
Additional info: Silas_Bowen I need you to take a joke my friend.

I got jailed on purpose and this happened.

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kS4sizCZHEE&feature=kp[/youtube]

Could you guys put below what Texture packs you use with a link to it, I need them for testing things.

I was just parkouring in the C block and BrianADJ was messing around randomly hitting me with his fist at times. Well he walked up to me and  hit me in front of NijaCreeper and Nija ran and started attacking me even thou I never even PVP'd. Like 5 minutes later I hit nija creeper off the parkour with my flame sword when his back was to me (and I know for a FACT he was not in F5) and he proceeded to call pvp 2 on me and then call for my sword. HE DID NOT SEE MY SWORD. He knew I had one because of the flame. But thats the only way. When I confronted him he said "Life's not fair."

what is your IGN? LegoAndy
When can you play on MCP? specifically anywhere from 12PM to around 10 PM or longer depending on the days like weekends not as long 
What is your timezone?PST
What is your rank on the server? Citizen
Do you have any experience with other prison servers? Yes,  but I have never been a guard on one
Do you have any experience with guarding? Give a list of servers and your guard rank (IP if possible). I cannot give the IP. Only because they went down, like the old sugar rush. I know it isn't guard but I considered it relevant because it was police
Have you read both the guard rules and the prisoner rules, even the ones in the info room? Yes I have,
Why should we pick you to be out next guard? I am always down to welcome those new prisoners, I like to have fun but not at the cost of offending other people. I know this would be the right job for me for as I feel like that I could be a well placed role model for keeping the players at bay for having some all around fun! I am very lenient for innocent players but as merciful I am, I am always down to put the criminals to justice. I know I wasn't a very good police on sugar rush that long time ago. But tides have turned and I am ready to open the book to authority.
[ Donuts Don't Have Farms]          I am  doing this because I had failed to provide the code at the bottom my apologies. Thank you.

Umm so yeah I didn't know if this was advert or not.