IGN: JellyCatMan
Who banned you? masterovie
When were you banned? I was banned for building parkour/a treehouse in the C Tree farm.
Why were you banned? Feb 27th ~like 4:49 military time
Are you at fault? Yes
What was your rank on MCP? Citizen
Why should we unban you? Prior to this mistake I did not realize I was breaking the rules.  I didn't know that after V4 building in the tree farm became illegal.  I figured everything was fine because the tree farm was gonna reset. 
Additional info:  I'm really sorry and I love this server (just check out my playtime).  I offered to remove my treehouse but masterovie told me not to.  I promise I won't do this again.

Hey So I was wondering if i could be guard cause it locked really cool and you could stop people from holding swords and bows that were in their hands.

Your IGN: VenomHawk
Offender's? IGN: JellyCatMan
Offender's? rank: Citizen
What the hacker was doing: Swearing in chat over excessive.
What server this was on: MPC
When this happened: 27/02/2016 @ 15:40 GMT
Proof:  - - -
Additional info: N/A

Age: 16

Timezone: Eastern Standard Time

How Long Have You Played On MCP? Since v3.

Have You Ever Been: Banned, muted, kicked? Yes

If You Have Been, Why, And For How Long? Well you see I was just released from my brutal punishment which I recieved simply by request.

Why Should We Pick You To Be Our Next Moderator? I am one of the most active players as you can see in-game I have more than 600 hours of play time on MCP and I haven't violated any server rules lately. I know my way around the server and I'm constantly reading the chat which is helpful as a moderator. I am also a trustworthy, approachable player and I help new players whenever they need it. If I become a moderator it won't be difficult for me to stop fighting players or raiding bases because I don't currently do much of either.

Additional Information: Thanks for reading and yes I've read all of the rules.

There's a fair bit of swearing in this post so if your triggered close it now.







As you all know we absolutely fucking hate Minecraft updates with a passion. They break shit, interfere with our content, and add very fucking little to the game for how long it takes Mojang to release them. In this update there's literally one feature we may make use of (Different textures for different durability).

This update is the mother of all useless fucking shit updates but because Mojang is fucking retarded and won't add backwards compatibility we have no choice but to update or lose half our player base.

So below here is all the shit we'll likely be disabling along with fixing all the fucking shit this update breaks along with rebalancing everything. If you know any potential 1.9 issues or fuckery that may arise on the server let us know. If you have questions/comments about potential 1.9 features let us know.


Here's my list of ramblings about things we may need to address:

Frost walker enchant - never enable could grief prison
Mending enchant - never enable (make sure to disable in all ways possible)
Look into luck - probably disable (mojang probs made dupe glitch)
Stupid fucking flying things - Enable maybe in free world? Don't allow unbreaking enchant on them as you can fly for fucking years
Disable end gateways which are portals that spawn from a killed ender dragon since they could be easily trapped
Stupid fucking end ships: Give health potions so maybe enable those and have them be the only way to be gained? Probably not since they could easily be farmed.
Look into breaking grass with shovel in protected regions. If it's instant disable it or put a cooldown
disable chorus fruit teleport
disable lingering potion as they're bullshit (maybe some other way to get the arrows with effects?)
Holy fuck disable how they respawn the dragon as people would make fucking thousands (disable the shards)
look in to water potion disabling/restricting since it could be used to grief
look into shields. Seem alright but fucking retarded at the same time. Chances are they'll be buggy as fuck since they can make entities richochet. Disable they're tnt shit (you theoretically survive 999999x tnt)
look into rebalancing everything since mojang decided to fuck with everything



Fuck you Mojang in every fucking orifice possible.

b_bob's World

    My world has been in existence since February 22, 2016. Everything that goes on in there is done by myself (so far). The reason I'm in here is not important, but the preservation of life inside of my world is. Thus far, I have done everything I can to preserve life but you see, the trees grow too fast. Eventually, the wildlife will take over my world thereby killing all inhabitants inside. My world started off with 1 player. Me. Over the course of 4 days, I acquired 3 friends. Their names are nameless, b_bob's only friend, and b_bob's fish. This afternoon I logged in to find that nameless (my pig friend) had been murdered in cold blood. You can find my world in the back left corner of the B dirt mine. Current features include: An overhead viewing area (climb up the trees and the vines outside to gain access), a viewing sphere (gain access by climbing down the ladder in front of the market and going through the tunnel and you will be lead into my world), a market area where you can buy and sell items, and a donation box. In my world, commands are not permitted.

b_bob's World Laws

1. Blood must have blood.
2. If you die in my world, I decide whether or not you get your items back.
3. If you steal or injure one of my friends, Law #1 will take full effect.
4. If you enter my world without my permission, you WILL be killed (Does not apply to admins/wardens).
5. If you press the button in my world, Law #1 will take full effect.
6. If you modify anything in my world without my permission, Law #1 will take full effect (Does not apply to admins/wardens).
7. If you are on the banned players list (for my world) and you enter my world, you will be banned.
8. If you enter my world without my permission, you will be banned from the server (slightly modified Silas_Bowen rule).

Banned Players

1. Pigmine123
2. BrianADJ
3. zs471
4. Volkov

IGN: zs471

Who banned you? Zeedin

When were you banned? (Time/Date) 12:43AM 26/02/16

Why were you banned?

zs kept getting into my fish tank so Zeedin killed him and since it was in my world, my law was obeyed. I got to choose whether or not to give his stuff back so I decided to let him have it back but I made a condition that made him promise to never enter my world again. 5 minutes after the deal was made he broke the promise.