What's going on today guys. So I was browsing the CDGS forums for some quality ass content when I stumbled upon this.





I mean after reading this I don't know if I can go on with my life...he...he...exposed me. I mean just look at it...HaZard EXPOSED me for things I say and do are dumb...I mean...I guess I'm going to go kill myself good bye cruel world!


But in all seriousness lets take a quick look at this kids track record shall we?





Those are his bans alone lets look at his mutes shall we?





This kid is the definition of super aids. This kid is worse than a feminist that's out to ruin mens lives, this kid is that one white kid you try to avoid so he doesn't shoot you when he shoots up the middle school.


But I mean then...then the myself and the other staff members got exposed AGAIN. This time by another ball busting feminist this one by the name of PepeTheToad. Lets take a look shall we?





Well I mean damn if a guard alt says it then it must be true, so much for getting along with your fellow staff right? I mean just look Ovie acts like he owns EVERYTHING. Baileysara apparently sucks everyones dick. Apparently not this small dick ass kid, maybe that's what he's so angry at the other staff for. Nintendo doesn't get on. I mean I'll give him that he isn't the most active guy...but I mean it's summer right cut the guy a break who spends their fucking summer on a block game....oh wait....and then he EXPOSES me. Like come on guys can't you just let one guy expose me per day? I don't know how I can handle two guys exposing me. But I mean I ban and kick whenever I feel like it....I mean that's sort of true but hey fuck it right?!


Sooo in conclusion today I was EXPOSED twice by two of the most toxic kids MCP. No wonder Madison gave this HaZard kid a lot of shit.

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WHAAAT IS UP MCP NATION I'M YOUR HOST KILLERMITTSTAR LETS GET RIIIIIGHT INTO THE NEWS


Our first story of the evening is coming from from Silas in an update on the Lawsuit filed by HaZard. The application filed by HaZard was finally responded to by the owner Silas_Bowen who had the following to say.





Whether this will bring the lawsuit to a close or not has remained to be seen, however we have it from close sources that HaZard is in the process with LSI to file ANOTHER lawsuit. We are unaware at this time if it will be again Silas or another member of the community but we will be sure to keep you updated!


Our second story of the day is coming from Miner who sent in this video from the PvP Tournament help last night.


[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQO5cKyIs_E[/youtube]


We were also informed that user, NeegaJoohs, was disqualified from his fight after being cause using DRUGS. He was disqualified and removed from the tournament, let this be a warning to any of our fans competing in the PvP tournaments.


Our third and final story is coming from W1ND0L1CK3R, who made the following statement,





The statement says he will be inactive for a number of days leaving the guard squad down a member, granted they basically are with one guard going undercover and killing his own. We wish Window the best on his vacation and hope he returns from a wonderful time away.

What is up CdgsAlert Nation, I'm your host, killerr cougstar! Lettsss get righttt into the newss.

This is a new, newscast but I will assure you that this will be better than my competitor, "killer mit star ".

We will not have as many stories at the moment mainly because we are just starting, but feel free to private message me any content you would like me to go over

Our first story comes from Silas himself, as he denied evert current application or considered them, we could potentially see a future staff member, which is really exciting!

Our final story is coming from some members of the community, this is adressed to our administration zeedin, we are unsure if the code of the door is possible, that is all for today's cast!
Thanks!

Soon I'll be going on vacation and won't have access to a computer. I won't be able to be on to guard from the 14th to the 17th. Have fun everyone!

Sorry it's Cdgs alert but it's hard to get mcp in there. Welp, here it is, use it if you want

Age: 16
Timezone: Central
How Long Have You Played On MCP? Since Version 3
Have You Ever Been: Banned, Muted, Kicked? yes
If You Have Been, Why, And For How Long? For reasons such as the ban hammer, and rarely other reasons that I cannot remember.
What is your current playtime on the server? (/playtime) 128.5
When can you play on MCP? During the weekdays mostly and sometimes on the weekends if I happen to be at home(or happen to have my lap top with me).
What is your rank on the server? Citizen
Why Should We Pick You To Be Our Next Moderator? You should pick me to become the next moderator because I am a responsible and trustworthy person, I am a dedicated player to the server, I am experienced with having this job, I am respectful to players, and I've gone over the new rules/standards and completely understand them. Furthermore, I will be active and an extreme help to incoming and current players on MCP. When I had this responsibility before, I will admit that I made a couple of mistakes, but I assure the CDGS community that those mistakes will be replaced with the right decisions. Lastly, I'd be happy to have the opportunity again to be able to help the server and it's players.
Additional Information:

Thank you for your time

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WHAAAT IS UP MCP NATION I'M YOUR HOST KILLERMITTSTAR LETS GET RIIIIIGHT INTO THE NEWS


Our first story today is coming Wyld_ informing our news team that there was pvp tournament last night, and was confirmed by myself when there was a SECOND one held this evening by Geonat himself.

Here is the line up from the first tournament. That Wyld_ won by beating Moon. -Credit to Wyld_



We were given more screenshots from our freelance photographer which can be found here.

http://imgur.com/a/P9BF2


Our second story is from Miner who help his third "Mini treasure hunt" which can be found here:

http://forums.cdgs.net/index.php/topic,3978.0.html

The contest was finished shortly after Ravinseye found the prize in a hopper inside the smugglers den in C Tree farm. After congratulating Ravin on his win he had this to say



We reached out to Miner this evening about who this mystery person was but received no comment we will be sure to keep up updated!


Our third and final story is coming from myself when I witnessed something rather unthinkable this afternoon. I was strolling along on the server in courtyard when I came across two guards fighting a prisoner by the name of PepeTheToad. Interested in the 2v1 fight I came closer. One guard dropped and died to Pepe. Normal business but what caught this reporters eye was that when attacking the other guard Pepe began to hit while eating a golden apple! Whether this was an accident, glitch or hacking I believe this was a major story to get out to the public so the higher ups can keep a watchful eye on this player.


And for our American viewers:

http://imgur.com/6zqUwHN

Your Average Staff Report:

Your IGN: GenericName
Abuser?s IGN: Guard who I'm currently pissed off at.
Abuser?s rank: Guard.
What the abuser was doing: Their job, but I had a lot of good items and now I'm mad because they killed me.
When this happened: (Include date and timezone) I don't know.  It was all fuzzy and so much was going on.
Proof: (insert an image or video here) I don't have any documentation, but I expect you'll take my word for it.
Additional info: I rlly hate this guard.  pls demote.

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WHAAAT IS UP MCP NATION I'M YOUR HOST KILLERMITTSTAR LETS GET RIIIIIGHT INTO THE NEWS

Our first story today is an update from the breaking news we dropped just last night after the owner, Silas_Bowen, made this statement.



As of this writing the server is still up and running, whether this was a hoax in hopes of getting more players or not we are unsure at this time. We again attempted to reach out to Mr. Bowen with no answer in return. When there is an update on this situation we will notify you.

Our second story was handed in a few hours ago by a free lance photographer, who took the following two photos;





Whether Polardog11 was just "chicken sitting" or this is his new pet is unknown to us at this time but we wish him the best in the future with the chicken and may no harm come to the animal.

Our finally story today is an update on the Lawsuit against Silas_Bowen filed by HaZard and LSI. We reported this in our last MCP Alert and hours later we received a reply on the lawsuit from Mr. Bowen.



Whether this is his only response on the subject or not we will find out in only a few days time once the five business days are up. HaZard is currently on punishment for "Racism on forums" by the Warden Geonat and is expected to return shortly we will have an update for you then.

Thank you guys for the continuous support, we are sorry this is a slow news day but for bigger news feel free to message me on the forums with any news related stories you would like to see here.

The third stage is now underway.....  The treasure is located within the prison that all players and guards can access. The 1st person to find the treasure gets 10 crates.

Miner.