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  Faces of Minecraft Community Prison!?!
Posted by: mitsuo_wolfblood - Dec 14th, 2016, 07:42 PM - Forum: Off Topic - Replies (5)

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Hello, for those of you who have played larger servers would have noticed this type of thread most likely at one point or another. In an attempt to let the players know the face behind the cancer I am creating this thread. Now I already see the replies. "But Mitsuo why not start the thread with a picture of yourself?" Well shut up. If this post gets ten legit photos of our players I'll post my own :^ ).  Kappa


  Oblique_Legacy's Guard Application
Posted by: Oblique_Legacy - Dec 14th, 2016, 06:20 PM - Forum: Staff Applications - Replies (2)

What is your IGN? Oblique_Legacy
How old are you as of now? 11
What is your current playtime on the server? (/playtime) My current playtime on MCP is 58.6 hours.
When can you play on MCP? Weekdays: 3:00 Pm- 9:30Pm Weekends: Roughly 12:00Pm-12:00Am
What is your timezone? Mountain Standard Time
What is your rank on the server? My Current rank on MCP is citizen
Do you have any experience with other prison servers? Yes i have played numerous different prison servers (OP and classic)
Do you have any experience with guarding? Give a list of servers and your guard rank (IP if possible). I do not.
Have you read both the guard rules and the prisoner rules, even the ones in the info room? Yes i have read and reread the guarding rules and prisoner rules.
Why should we pick you to be our next guard? You should pick me to be your next guard because "I'm Going To Steal The Declaration Of Independence." With zs, ravin, master and polardog. I have applied to the guarding position a few times and haven't gotten accepted salt. I would like to at least have a chance to do this. I have wanted to be a guard ever since i joined MCP (v2 or v3). Another reason why i should be the next guard is because there are almost never guards on while I am online. If I am accepted, every single prisoner will be protected.


  A Real Unban Appeal
Posted by: Coolskate2449 - Dec 14th, 2016, 03:48 PM - Forum: Tutorials - Replies (5)

This will be short and sweet

-5-10 Sentences
-Use proper format provided in the ban appeals section
-USE PROPER GRAMMAR (Spellcheck is a fucking thing)
-Apologize for what you did (DO NOT BLAME IT ON OTHER PEOPLE) Ex. Killsz blaming it on his "friend"
-Use the proper title Ex- AlphaCoolskate's Ban Appeal; Bad Ex- unban me
-Don't suck up to the person who banned you, you being desperate and spewing shit out of your ass isn't increasing your chances
-When it asks "Are you at fault?" ALWAYS PUT YES, EVEN IF YOU THINK YOU AREN'T! Unless the staff member who banned you is a douche, 99% of the time you will be at fault.
-Don't make a fucking essay >Implying mb and Company unban appeal (Staff members won't spend 30 minutes reading you appeal, you aren't special
-Use simple grammar >Also implying mb and Company unban appeal (Don't make staff look up a word every sentence, that will not help you, as Miner posted in Mb's "How to get unbanned (Fake)" doing this lowers your chances Bad Ex- My intention was not horrific yet the consequence was, I am deeply apologetic for my actions Good Ex- I am extremely sorry for my actions and will not hack again

At this point if you read this and I see another 10 year old making a terrible appeal, I kms.
Thanks for reading, and I guarantee you, unless you are Cooperlandon, you will be unbanned by following these guidelines


  Appeal
Posted by: killsz - Dec 14th, 2016, 02:36 PM - Forum: Network Ban Appeal - Replies (11)

IGN: killsz
Who banned you? Mod/Admin I assume
When were you banned? (Time/Date) around 11 A.M December 14, 2016
Why were you banned? Fightbot/Cow grinding
Are you at fault? Yes
What was your rank on MCP? Free
Why should we unban you?  Because I've been playing this server for so long and am hoping to keep on playing
Additional info:
I did lie in my last appeal, and I know that. I don't know why I lie so much but I do, and I am sorry for that. I have hurt others from lying and I promise that I won't lie or hack again.
I am gonna take the fault I did make the story up I did it a lot. But please give me another chance. I swear I will never hack again, it's never done any good for me n'or anyone else.
My hacked client has been deleted and never gonna come back. https://gyazo.com/c00251cf39e981475fc62308ca656eca

Thank you,
killsz


  Ban appeal
Posted by: killsz - Dec 14th, 2016, 01:11 PM - Forum: Network Ban Appeal - Replies (7)

IGN: killsz
Who banned you? Unknown
When were you banned? (Time/Date) around 11 A.M December 14, 2016
Why were you banned? Fightbot/Cow grinding
Are you at fault? No, It was a dumbass friend's because I forgot my password
What was your rank on MCP? Free
Why should we unban you? I love this game and was gonna donate to the server on Christmas
Additional info: I left my computer at my friends house and one of them know's my password, so they decided to change it and start hacking on my favorite servers
I will deal with them later but I really am hoping you will understand


  Killsz - Auto Farm Script
Posted by: aldronaran - Dec 14th, 2016, 09:22 AM - Forum: Abuse/Hacking Reports - Replies (2)

Your IGN: AldronAran
Offender's? IGN: killsz
Offender's? rank: Free
What the offender was doing: Using a script to kill cows in E farm and auto path to new ones.
What server this was on: MCP
When this happened: 12/14/16 - 9:00AM PST
Proof:
[Image: 5b5b5741f77293245ed8fa5270164c34.gif]
    Additional info: Sorry for the poor angle, hard to do with Gyazo capture. Talk to Ewko though, he watched him for quite a while. No matter how many times we said his name in chat or talked about him, never once did he respond. He was constantly pathing to the nearest cow with perfect accuracy all the while being AFK. After a while he was unable to even kill the cows though, some glitch in his script probably, which would leave him stuck in front of a cow, endlessly swinging his sword while switching between his sword slot and the next slot over (this is just barely visible at the start and very end of the GIF), that is until someone came and killed it for him. In the GIF, you see him stuck trying to kill a cow, then immediately switch to another after Ewko kills it. At the end of his path however, just before he disappears behind the tree, he erratically switches between two entities as they move in and out of his "nearest mob zone" (the cow over the hedge, and another out of our view). I again apologize for the poor angle, however as I went to collect another GIF, the server reset and sent us into the Server Hub, where he stayed because he was AFK.


  7826 Guard application
Posted by: 7826 - Dec 13th, 2016, 06:29 PM - Forum: Staff Applications - Replies (7)

What is your IGN? 7826
How old are you as of now? 12
What is your current playtime on the server? 5419 hours or 7 months
When can you play on MCP? Everyday around 3:30 eastern, and whenever on the weekends.
What is your timezone? Eastern
What is your rank on the server? E
Do you have any experience with other prison servers? Yes Techge3ks
Do you have any experience with guarding? No
Have you read both the guard rules and the prisoner rules, even the ones in the info room? Yes I understand them very well.
Why should we pick you to be out next guard? Because I would love to help out on the server, I play on MCP a lot and have put a lot of time and effort into the server. I will enforce The rules without bias and make-sure everyone will have the best experience on this server that they can. I've been playing on this server for a decent amount of time and I am very responsible/mature. I would not be the best guard but I think i would be very good at it, I really hope you pick me and understand if you don't. Have a wonderful rest of your day.


  How to make a ban appeal
Posted by: mb733 - Dec 13th, 2016, 05:08 PM - Forum: Off Topic - Replies (10)

In light of recent backlash against the pathetic amount of effort being put into ban appeals, I thought I would go ahead and make a quick tutorial that just about anyone can follow.



Step One:  Get banned.
No point in making a ban appeal if you aren't actually banned.  Now there are a few ways you could do this, but here are a few of the more popular methods players use:
  • Crop out the top half of the screenshot you have of someone hacking
  • Hack directly in front of an admin
  • Piss off the same admin multiple times
  • Name yourself after one of the admins
  • exploit an eco glitch
  • Talk shit about eggnog
  • Saying something racist
  • Talk about your favorite snack: crackers
  • Break the rules

Step Two: The Ban appeal.
This step is by far the most time consuming; expect to spend about 1-2 minutes on this in order to get unbanned.  Seeing as this one is so long, I'll break it up into a few sections.
  • The Title: The should really just be, "yournamehere's ban appeal," but here are a few titles made by professionals that you should take a look at
    1. [li]Banned for no reason
    2. i got baned for no reson Unban Appeal
    3. Banned on Prison and i want to be unbanned
    4. I got banned for no reason plz beleve me i dont hack
    5. ban apeal
    6. I wasnt hacking (plz read)
    7. PLESE UNBAN ME

    Notice the immense amount of typos and the constant begging, these are very important.  By far, the most important technique is starting with, "I was banned for no reason."  (Because obviously you wouldn't be banned if you hadn't done anything)

    [/li]

  • The Format: although the forum's guide for getting unbanned clearly states to use this specific format:

    IGN:
    Who banned you?
    When were you banned? (Time/Date)
    Why were you banned?
    Are you at fault?
    What was your rank on MCP?
    Why should we unban you?
    Additional info:


    Don't be fooled, you can actually just make up your own format; it's much easier than copying and pasting that code snippet onto your appeal.



  • Why were you banned?:  If you say in the title "I was banned for no reason" and then put the reason you were banned in this field, you are an idiot.  You should put the actual reason you were banned for right here.  A few examples of the right answer for this are: hacking, ban bypass, being racist, etc.


  • Are you at fault?:  Choose your answer here wisely.  If you are caught flying around prison and get banned for hacking, the correct answer here is, "yes."  It may seem like a fantastic idea to say no, but admins are not partial to unbanning liars.


  • Why should you be unbanned?  This field is by far the most important, so make sure it's littered with typos.  You should try to have only a few words spelled correctly here, and make sure you don't actually give a legitimate reason for being unbanned here.  Also, if you put, "because I didn't do anything," you are a fucking idiot and will most likely stay banned.


  • Additional Info:  This is for cat pictures and memes n' shit.


Step Three: Replies.
If you are having trouble replying to some of the comments who use actual facts and evidence, try the Lie and Deny approach.  The basic idea is to reply to every comment with some clearly bullshit excuse for why they are wrong.

Also, piss off a few admins, it really helps your case.  jk this doesn't work, it's why i'm still banned

Frequently asked Questions:
"but mb, aren't you banned why are you still on the forums." because it's finals week and I'm a procrastinator.

"but mb, none of your appeals actually got you unban--" shut up.  oh yeah that's a good point.

"I heard you defending Trump, doesn't that make you a racist xenephobic white supremist pig?"  yes, actually.  My political affiliations define me as a person completely.  The fact I think Bill Clinton is a funny guy also makes me a rapist.  Checkmate, Hillary Cli----- (it was at this moment mb knew he had fucked up.  After commiting suicide by shooting himself in the back of the head twice, he decided to endorse Hillary Clinton and donate all of his money to the Clinton Foundation.)



  Make Guard Killing Great Again
Posted by: zs471 - Dec 12th, 2016, 06:51 PM - Forum: Suggestions - Replies (6)

Rather than a couple iron/gold ingots make it so when you murder a guard they drop 1-3 random crates. This makes it much more worth while to attempt to kill guards.

But zs, 1-3 crates for a guard kill is OP. Not really, it is fairly hard to kill a guard as it as even in a 2v1. At least in my experience as a guard, I haven't been killed yet. If you really think it's too OP make it 1-2 crates and not a 100% drop chance. Like 50% 1 crate, 25% 2 crates, 25% other loot.


  Cooperlandon's unban appal
Posted by: cooperlandon - Dec 12th, 2016, 06:02 PM - Forum: Network Ban Appeal - Replies (8)

IGN: Cooperlandon
Who banned you? silas_brwen
When were you banned? (Time/Date) 13th December 2016 01:49:47 AM
Why were you banned? ban bypass
Are you at fault? yes
What was your rank on MCP? citisun
Why should we unban you? i love this server and i know i got baned alot but i keep coming back because its a grate server and i love it i made a mistake by coming on with my alt and i know that and im sorry.
Additional info:i play on this server every day