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Whaaaaaaat is up ladies and gentlemen, I'm your host Killer Mittstarr, and without spoiling to much, let get roooooight into the neeeeeeeeeeeeeeews.

Silly owner reenables donation, player takes advantage.:

A player, who has asked to remain anonymous, noticed that the owner of Minecraft Community Prison, MCP for short, JizzyPillow had reenabled the donation, Never Hunger, and took the opportunity to purchase the perk. There have been rumors whether or not the player and JizzyPillow did an under the table deal for the purchase of this perk, however since the accident, it has been framed as an accident.


The Future of MCP Alert:

According to varies sources, an outside source has
Purchased the
Rights to MCP Alert
I for one am
Livid. Rumors have been
Floating around stating that former
Owner Mitsuo_Wolfblood has sold the rights to MCP Alert to an
Outside news organization
Leaving those of us who work at mcp alert wondering what job
Security has been left for us in the light of these rumors.


Wait what, what do you mean we're going off the air



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