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astral - pointlessbob - Mar 15th, 2014

My nookie days are over
My pilot light is out
What used to be my sex appeal
Is now my water spout.

Time was when, on its own accord
From my trousers it would spring
But now I've got a full-time job
To find the blasted thing.

It used to be embarrassing
The way it would behave
For every single morning
It would stand and watch me shave.

Now as old age approaches
It sure gives me the blues
To see it hang its little head
And watch me tie my shoes.


Re: astral - MorbidEntree - Mar 15th, 2014

I'm assuming that this is a poem of some sort?


Re: astral - mitsuo_wolfblood - Mar 15th, 2014

(Mar 15th, 2014, 04:19 PM)pointlessbob link Wrote: -Snip-


That was beautiful......


Re: astral - BluudBath - Mar 15th, 2014

*Clap clap clap* Bob's the best poet around. :3


Re: astral - astralaether9 - Mar 15th, 2014

There once was a young lad named Bob
He liked it when I licked on his knob
He'd squeal and shout
That I was the best about
And after we finished, he'd sob


Re: astral - mitsuo_wolfblood - Mar 15th, 2014

Simply perfect


Re: astral - astralaether9 - Mar 15th, 2014

(Mar 15th, 2014, 08:22 PM)mitsuo_wolfblood link Wrote: Simply perfect
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