I checked back on the forums the other day and suddenly realized I hadn't shit posted in like a year, what better place to start then the wild west of the forums the off-topic section.  I wanted to start shit talking but hey a guard can't do that!
So... uhh how you been?

Well, my life has been going just fine thanks for asking. Over the one and a bit years, my dick has grown to newfound lengths a size 13-year-old me could never have imagined. Additionally, I managed to get a Girl Friend! OMG right? ". After a tuff application process i managed to get Head Boy at my school, my role mostly consists off shouting at 12-year-olds who take there litter out of the cafeteria. I think the power has got to my head.  I dedicated a lot of my time to screaming at eastern Europeans who don't rush b on csgo. My GCSE (big bag school test) our coming up which i on track to fail so all goes well in that department. I also went up to London to join a massive pro-EU rally so.  I also have a new favorite song, Sexual Healing : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjlSiASsUIs

Anyways how goes you?

IGN: The_Right_Master
Who banned you? Dogtag93
When were you banned? May 12, 2019, 8:43 PM
Why were you banned? x-ray
Are you at fault? No
What was your rank on MCP? Citizen
Why should we unban you? I should be unbanned because it has been upwards of half a year and I have really missed CDGS and I was not using an x-ray resource pack.
Where you fined and do you think you deserve reimbursement? Mined items took, and no.
Additional info:

These are just some things to take into thought if MCP goes with a complete hardcore reset setting everything back to vanilla

1. Remove all warps to shops/farms/mines/etc, also place them far enough apart where players can't just hug walls to get to place to place, this makes them pucker their butt cheeks and haul absolute ass to where they are trying to get, this is one of the features I love with Non-Op prisons

2.  Limit the number of cells and make it where you have to rent a cell for 3 days at a time, this increases competition but because of the rent feature this allows cells to open up more often, and don't reset sells after the rent runs out. Sell them again with all the stuff in them, this was a huge market back in the day on other non-op prison servers, obviously allow more cells the higher the rank you are

3. More perks for voting/donor, like what Killion had, if you voted every day you were allowed to go to a certain part of the prison where there was no PvP and nice open farms and mines, maybe allow players to donate to have permanent access to said area.

4. For the love of god, Vanilla Enchanting please, I understand wanting to limit and I'm okay with that but the current enchanting UI is just aids and lacks lots of new features.

5. Keep 1.8 PvP, plez and ty

Just wanted to let you all know, I'm a hat guy now. I wear hats (well actually it's the same hat, I only have one hat, but plan to get more in the near ish future) pretty frequently. I will sometimes wear it backwards in my private life, for convenience, but always wear it forwards, the normal way, in public. Just wanted to let you all in on this major development in my life, as I've never worn a hat before except for when I'm in uniform.

Thanks for reading and (hopefully) supporting me in my hat filled endeavors. (Also this just started like a week ago ish)

What is your IGN?

ravinseye

How old are you as of now?

22

What is your current playtime on the server? (/playtime)

An amazing grand total of 4.4

When can you play on MCP?

Honestly little to never

What is your timezone?

EST

What is your rank on the server?

Free

Do you have any experience with other prison servers?

Yes

Do you have any experience with guarding? Give a list of servers and your guard rank (IP if possible).

A-Guard and B-Guard on this server back in version 5/6

Have you read both the guard rules and the prisoner rules, even the ones in the info room?

why is the new thing for guards "REEEEEEE" -_- I'm a little disappointed Silas or whoever edited that last

Why should we pick you to be our next guard?

Your probably shouldn't unless you want a guard who is experienced that will only come around every now and then but hey I did a good job back in the day, I think...hmmm.

Yo MCP Community
I got a good bit of stuff I want to get rid of.
If you want any of this, contact me on discord, my tag is #4057Coolskate
The items I want to get rid of are:
Zeedin Boots
Zeedin Helmet
P4 Unb5 Helm, P5 Fp4 Unb5 PjP 4 chest & legs, and p4 unb5 ff4 boots.
Miner Pick
Shotgun
Serri Spoon
Taser Charges
Taser
Alpha's Xmas Apples (50 of these, special red color) Ill just throw these in with whatever you choose to get.

I do not want money on MCP, I would prefer another form of payment, msg me on disc for more info.

What is your IGN? _24SS
How old are you as of now? 16
What is your current playtime on the server? (/playtime) 89.6
When can you play on MCP? Monday through Friday from 6:00 to 9:00 and Weekends at anytime.
What is your timezone? Central
What is your rank on the server? Citizen
Do you have any experience with other prison servers? No just this one.
Do you have any experience with guarding? Give a list of servers and your guard rank (IP if possible). Yes I was a c-guard on the server for a couple of weeks and then I had pc problems and had to resign.
Have you read both the guard rules and the prisoner rules, even the ones in the info room? Yes
Why should we pick you to be our next guard? I have experience guarding on the server and know many people who play on the server. I'm very positive and easy to work with. I have good work ethic and am willing to help any player that needs help. I already know the ropes and hope I can be given a second chance. I also love saying "REEEEEEE".

Your IGN: Nator27
Offender's? IGN: ScorpiaEmber
Offender's? rank: Baron
What the offender was doing: Telling a player/ staff member to kill themself.
What server this was on: MCP
When this happened: 8:15 Pm server time on August 31st
Proof:

So I have a bunch of old screenshots on one of my old hard drives
It doesn't go as far back as I thought it did but I think it's worth to post some of them for nostalgia stuff

Feel free to post your own memories if you have em
anyway here they are

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Defending the prison from atrocities

What is your IGN? rightminded
How old are you as of now? 47 but im cool so its ok
What is your current playtime on the server? (/playtime) rn I have 13.7 hours but my total playtime is 18,995.1 hours
When can you play on MCP? anytime from day to week
What is your timezone? pst bc I live in cali and am rich man
What is your rank on the server? citizan but my ban account not yet for reason some
Do you have any experience with other prison servers? I play lots prison server other time before yes
Do you have any experience with guarding? Give a list of servers and your guard rank (IP if possible). I guard my house a lot, bc my dogs dont
Have you read both the guard rules and the prisoner rules, even the ones in the info room? what r rules. life has no rules only consecuentses
Why should we pick you to be our next guard? bc I have semi og name and an cool man, I play good bedwars 1v1 mi nerds I have mvp++ and am good at game yes pick me.