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Off Topic / Dead Memes for a Dead Forum. aka Memes v3
« on: December 20, 2019, 01:37:57 PM »

Off Topic / MCP Alert: The Revival 3.0
« on: April 01, 2019, 06:19:23 PM »
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Whaaaaaaat is up ladies and gentlemen, I'm your host Killer Mittstarr, and without spoiling to much, let get roooooight into the neeeeeeeeeeeeeeews.

Silly owner reenables donation, player takes advantage.:

A player, who has asked to remain anonymous, noticed that the owner of Minecraft Community Prison, MCP for short, JizzyPillow had reenabled the donation, Never Hunger, and took the opportunity to purchase the perk. There have been rumors whether or not the player and JizzyPillow did an under the table deal for the purchase of this perk, however since the accident, it has been framed as an accident.

The Future of MCP Alert:

According to varies sources, an outside source has
Purchased the
Rights to MCP Alert
I for one am
Livid. Rumors have been
Floating around stating that former
Owner Mitsuo_Wolfblood has sold the rights to MCP Alert to an
Outside news organization
Leaving those of us who work at mcp alert wondering what job
Security has been left for us in the light of these rumors.

Wait what, what do you mean we're going off the air

..........are w...........



Can you get u...................

Off Topic / True Quality Stuff
« on: February 07, 2019, 03:42:10 PM »
Madam Warden, Mr. Network Admin, Members of Staff, the First Lady of MCP, and my fellow MCPians. We meet tonight at a moment of unlimited potential. As we begin new staff selections. I stand here ready to work with you to achieve historic breakthroughs for all MCPians.

Millions of our fellow citizens are watching us now, gathered on this great forum, hoping that we will goven not as two parties but as one server. The agenda I will lay out this evening is not a Moderator agenda or a Guard agenda. It is the agenda of the MCP people.

Many of us campaigned on the same core promises: to defend MCPian jobs and demand fair trade for MCPian workers; to rebuild and revitalize our Server's infrastructure; to reduce the price of emeralds and recreational drugs; to create a tutorial system that is safe, lawful, modern and secure; and to pursue a foreign server policy that puts MCP's interests first.

There is a new oppotunity in MCPian politics, if only we have the courage to seize it. Victory is not winning for our party. Victory is winning for our server. This year, MCP will recognize two important anniversaries that show us the majesty of MCP's mission, and the power of MCPian pride.

In June, we mark 75 years since the start of what Generald Geonat called the Great Crusade -- the Allied liberation of Hardcore Factions in V4. On D-Day, June 6, 2015, 15 young MCPian men jumped from the sky, and 60 more stormed in from the hub, to save our civillization from tyranny. Here with us tonight are three of those heroes: B-Guard Dragon1240, A-Guard SnipedYall, and Warden Astral. Gentlemen, we salute you.

In 2019, we also celebrate 50 years since brave young pilots flew a quater of a million blocks through the Nether, to plant the MCP flag on the face of the End. Half a centure later, we are joined by one of those men who planted that flag: Er. This year, MCPian flyers will go back to the End on MCPian rockets.

In the 20th centure, MCP saved freedom, transformed drugs, and redefined the middle class standard of living for the entire world to see. Now, we must step boldly and bravely into the next chapter of this great MCPian adventure, and we must create a new standard of living for the 21st centure. An amazing quality of life for all of our citizens is within our reach.

We can make our communities safer, our families stronger, our culture richer, our faith deeper, and our middle class bigger and more prosperous than ever before. But we must reject the politics of revenge, resistance, and retribution - and embrace the boundless potential of cooperation, compromise, and the common good.

Together, we can break decades of political stalemate. We can bridge old divisions, heal old wounds, build new coalitions, forge new solutions, and unlock the extraordinary promise of MCP's future. The decision is ours to make.

We must choose between greatness or gridlock, results or resistance, vision or vengeance, incredible progress or pointless destruction.

Tonight, I ask you to choose greatness.

Over the last 2 years, our Aministation has moved with urgency and historic speed to confront problems neglected by leaders of both moderators and guards over many decades.

In just over 2 years since the election, we have launched an unprecedented economic boom - a boom that has rarely been seen before. We have created 5.3 new jobs and importantly added 60 new guard jobs - something which almost everyone said was impossible to do, but the fact is; we are just getting started.

Wages are rising at the fastest pace in decades, and growing for blue collar workers, who I promised to fight for, faster than anyone else. Nearly 50 Americans have been lifted off Cafe Food. The MCP economy is growing almost twice as fast today as when I took office, and we are considered far and away the hottest server anywhere in the world. Unemployment has reached the lowest rate in half a decade.

Our Administration has cut more regulations in a short time than any other administration during its entire tenure. Players are coming back to our server in large numbers thanks to historic reductions in taxes and regulations. we have unleashed a revolution in MCP energy - MCP is now the number one prodcer of Emeralds and Potions in the world. And now, for the first time in 10 years we are a net exporter of potions.

After 24 months of rapid progress, our economy is the envy of the world, our guards are the most powerful on earth, and MCP is winning each and every day. Members of Staff: the State of our Union is strong. Our server is vibrant and our economy is thriving like never before.

An economic miracle is taking place on MCP - and the only thing that can stop it are foolish riots, politics, or ridiculous investigations. If there is going to be peace and legislation, there cannot be riots, and investigation. It just doesn't work that way!

We must be united at home to defeat our adversaries abroad.

This new era of cooperation can start with finally confirming the more than 10 highly qualified nominees who are still stuck in the Applications - some after years of waiting. The Staff has failed to act on these nominations, which is unfair to the nominees and to our server.

Now is the time for the Staff to show the world that MCP is committed to ending illegal immigration and putting the ruthless coyotes, cartels, drug dealers, and human traffickers out of business. As we speak, large, organized caravans are on the march to MCP. We have just heard that other servers, in order to remove the illegal immigrants from their communities, are getting Elytras and rails and minecarts to bring them up to our server in areas where there is little protection.

This is a moral issue. The lawless state of our southern free world is a threat to the safety, security, and financial well-being of all MCPians. We have a moral duty to create a tutorial system that protects the lives and jobs of our players. This includes our obligation to the millions of immigrants living here today, who followed the rules and respected our laws. Legal immigrants enrich our server and strengthen our society in countless ways. I want people to come onto our server, but there have to come on legally.

Tonight, I am asking you to defend our very dangerous southen free world out of love and devotion to our fellow players and to our server.

Tens of thousands of innocent MCPians are killed by lethal drugs that are made in the southern land of our free world and flood into the community - including meth, cocaine and pain killers.

The savage gang, High Flyers, now operates in 3 different MCP blocks, and they almost all come through our Southern Free World. Just yesterday, a High Flyer gang member was taken into custody for a fatal bow and arrow drive by in C-Block. We are removing these gang members by the hundreds, but until we secure our free world they're going to keep streaming back in.

In the last 2 years, our brave guards have made 200+ arrests of criminal aliens, including those charged or convicted of nearly 100 assults, 30 drug crimes, and 40 killings. We are joined tonight by one of those law enforcement heroes. Guard Veteran Pointlessbob. When bob was a boy, he and his family legally joined MCP from another server. At the age of eight, Bob told his dad he wanted to become a Guard. Today, he leads investigations into the scourge of international drug trafficking. Bob says: "If I can make sure these young players get their justice, I've done my job." Thanks to his work and that of his colleagues, more than 300 players have been rescued from horror and more than 15 drug dealers have been put behind bars in the last year.

Guard Pointlessbob, please stand: We will always support the brave men and women of the guards. And I pledge to you tonight that we will never abolish our heroes from Guard.

Many Childhood squeekers have not seen new therapies in decades. My budget will ask the Administration for 500$ Million over the next 10 years to fund this critical squeeker research.

No matter the trials we face, no matter the challenges to come, we must go forward together. We must keep MCP first in our hearts. We must keep freedom alive in our souls. And we must always keep faith in MCP's destiny - That one server, under Silas, must be the hope and the promise and the light and the gloy among all the servers of the world.

Thank you. Silas Bless You, Silas Bless MCP, and good night!

Off Topic / MCP Alert Series Finale
« on: December 23, 2018, 04:19:46 PM »
"4:00 Wallow in self pity,
 4:30 Stare into the Abyss,
 5:00 Solve world hunger (Tell no one),
 6:30 Dinner with me (I can't cancel that again),
 7:00 Wrestle with my self-loathing
       I'M BOOKED"

Twas' the night before Christmas and all through the server not a player stirred not even the server rat. Up atop his mountain stood Mitsuo The Grinch watching as Silas The Santa delivered presents to all the Good boys and girls of MCPVille.

"I'll tell you Dragon I never understood this whole Christmas thing, how does he decide who is naughty and nice, everyone in MCPVille are terrible NPC's"

But of course Dragon was but a dog, a dog with a lisp, the vet said it just makes him special. And so Mitsuo The Grinch stood atop his moutain looking down at MCPVille his cheeto dust covered chin held sloppy in his chin as he thought of how to counter this Christmas ordeal.

"I've got it!" Exclaimed Mitsuo The Grinch. "I'll wait for Silas The Santa to finish his deliveries and then we will head down the mountain and go down every Chiminey and take their presents!" Dragon the dog did of course not answer as he was again, just a dog, a dog with a lisp, the vet said it just makes him special.

And so it was! As Silas The Santa delivered the last of the presents to the MCPians of MCPVille, Mitsuo The Grinch mounted his sleigh led by Dragon The Lispy Dog and started down the hill at full speed. Coming to a stop atop the first home Mitsuo The Grinch shimmied his way down the chimney along with a sack of his own. Loading up the presents he didn't stop there. No he took their tree and food for their feasts! Stuffing it all into his sack he shimmied his way back up the chimney and moved onto the next house.

Such went the night, Dragon The Lispy Dog led the way to each home in MCPVille with Mitsuo The Grinch shimmied his way in and out of the Chimney of every MCPian taking their presents, tree, and food like the first house.

This continued until the very last house as he shimmied his way down the chimney to come face to face with a small MCPian, Maelonic The MCPian.

"What is this!" Demanded the young MCPian. "It is I Sandy Claus!" Exclaimed Mitsuo The Grinch. "Now before I can give you your presents you must go back to bed this very moment!" Nobody in MCPVille was very bright and so the girl went along with what Mitsuo The Grinch had told her. And with her out of the way Mitsuo The Grinch packed up the presents, the tree, and even the food, leaving not even a crumb for the MCPVille Rat, Coolskate The Mouse.

As the sun began to peak over the horrizon of MCPVille, Mitsuo The Grinch was sitting atop his mountain looking through his loot, and tossing chocolate to Dragon the Dog who couldn't voice his thanks for he was just a dog, a dog with a lisp, the vet said it just makes him special. But there was still a surprise yet in store for Mitsuo The Grinch.

For just as the sun broke into the sky Silas The Santa landed atop of the sleigh. "I know you've been naughty eh."

(Wait, eh? He's Candian? Jesus fuck. Anyways back to the story.)

"The big man himself Silas The Santa pays me a visit, why if I had known I would have prepared some Milk and Syrup." Joked Mitsuo The Grinch. "Keep your syrup for I have brought you a present despite your naughty deeds. Perhaps once you see what's inside you will return those things!"

(Deeds and Things don't rhyme stupid. Nothing in this story rhymes now shut up and let me finish this story.)

"What could possibly bring me such joy that I would return these things to the MCPians of MCPVille!" Exclaimed Mitsuo The Grinch for he believed nothing Silas The Santa could give him would make him return those presents, not anything!

And thus Silas The Santa withdrew a single box, much to small for a present that Mitsuo The Grinch would be interested in yet he humoured the old man. Pulling open the lid to the box Mitsuo The Grinch froze for what he found inside he had not expected.

Inside the box you may ask? The five peices of Exodia. For despite what Mitsuo The Grinch could have asked for he would not have expected this! "Perhaps I have this whole Christmas thing all wrong!" Exclaimed Mitsuo The Grinch. "Perhaps Christmas is meant to be a joyous time!" And thus he jumped off the sleigh and waved a hand for Santa to take the presents back to the MCPians of MCPVille. And as Silas The Santa brought the sack of things Mitsuo The Grinch had stole to his own sleigh and rode off Mitsuo The Grinch spoke again, "Perhaps Dragon my dear dog, we have had this Christmas thing all wrong for all these years!" But of course Dragon the Dog did not answer for he was just a dog, a dog with a lisp, the vet said it just makes him special.

Hope the lot of you have liked the story, I enjoyed writing it, however with my induction to the MCP Hall of Fame, it's time.

Off Topic / Adventures of MCP Players
« on: July 31, 2018, 11:20:11 PM »
                        An MCP History
               Mitsuo: As himself
               Demi Lovato: As Mae
               Mr. Bean: As Miner
               Silas: As himself
               Geonat: As himself
               CarrotTop: As Dogtag
               SnipedYall: As himself
               Zs471: As himself
               Girls: As herself
               Link: As himself
               Prosthetic: As A2
                     MCP Prison
         It started a long time ago. Or at least as far back as we as players begun to record history. The server opened, under the ownership of Silas.
         [Enter Silas]
         He brought along a great expert. Zeedin. However, our story doesn't begin with the beginning. It begins with our hero.
         [Enter Mitsuo]
         Joining the server in 2013 he has seen some things. The rise and fall of factions, players, and even staff members.
         [Que Geonat Skin]
         He met many great players along his journey.
         [Enter zs471]
         Some corrupted by the dark side of the server, turning into the very thing they disliked,
         [Que Darth Theme]
         "You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villian."
         The year is 2018. The server has turned into it's sixth season, Version 6. Many new players have joined the server,
         [Que Maelonic, Miner, and Dogtag]
         They all have gained jobs in the server community, Mae taking the position of Warden. Dogtag taking the position of Moderator. And Miner taking the position of Dev. This is long after the days of the Tyrant rule of Geonat. The server had become a more gentle and accepting community under the new rule of Maelonic along with her Senate. Though perhaps young readers we should get started.
         It was Thursday, at least I thought it was. Time had become a strange aspect ever since the reign of Geonat had ended and peace had fallen over the Community. All I knew was that I had to meet with zs471, and Girls for lunch before we left.
         I couldn't remember where we had to go that day or the purpose. Perhaps it would have been better to have went back to sleep and missed the trip. Then again if I had, I wouldn't be here to tell you all this story. Getting out of the bed I began to dress myself in what had become my favorite set of Armor, Silas Armor, my most prized possession. What man didn't want to wear the armor of the God who brought our world together? The very same armor that was worn into battle when Geonat was slain by the legendary warrior SnipedYall. Given to me shortly after his death after his brought down Geonat. The armor itself still in great condition, having been well taken care of since then.
         As I left my home in the Community Square an apple fell down and landed before my feet. Fresh fruit had become a rare find in these times, let alone in the late Winter. The small town was busy decorating to celebrate the Anniversary of Mae and her Circle joining our Community. The beginning of the end of the reign of Geonat.
         Picking the apple up I tossed it into my inventory and took off towards the Cafe. The cafe was ever rarely used, except for people new to our community or starting out on their own. It was always a curiousity to me, where these people came from. Perhaps they came from the other side of the wall. One of the many superstitions of our people.
         I shake my head from my thoughts and enter the Cafe taking a seat beside zs471 and across from Girls. Both dressed in the old armor of those who supported Warden Geonat, Warden Armor. Once he fell the armor was handed out to the masses who supported his downfall. SnipedYall leading this war. As I listened to zs471 explain again the purpose of us gathering together I piled food onto my plate.
         To see the Warden, and her council. It had been planned for weeks. Where had I been? Shaking the thought from my head I nodded along helping the pair clean up shortly afterwards before we set out. We quickly traveled towards the prison gates. Just beyond would lead us to the Wardens Kingdom. Beyond that? Well nobody knew for sure what lay behind the wall.
         There are stories of course, that the world beyond was destroyed. There were riots some time back in the fourth era to let those who were willing, explore outside the walls. Geonat quickly put an end to those. Shuddering I pull on my bag peeking inside at the apple from before. Perhaps a sign of good luck from the God. Slinging the bag back into place on my back I quickly followed behind zs471 and Girls past the wall and onto the path towards the Wardens Kingdom.
         It felt strange, to be leaving beyond the wall. The older Citizens rarely left beyond the wall much. The area much more used by the newer Citizens begining their life inside. The journey itself wasn't to difficult, easily accomplished over the course of a few days. The most dangerous thing we encountered was a coven of witches. Bastardly things they are, Covens. Mid-Day on day four we arrived at the Kingdom.
         Welcomed inside by the Wardens Guard we were led to a washing area and soom after a small dinning area set for six people. Ourselves along with Maelonic and her Circle. Dogtag, and Miner.
         [Enter Maelonic, Dogtag, and Miner.]
         [All Six sit.]
         It didn't take long before zs471 took the lead in conversation over the others. Maelonic didn't act like previous Wardens. Her position didn't seem natural like the others. As if she was shoved into the position by someone else. Perhaps an adviser or family member. zs471 wasted little time in addressing the issues that many of our citizens had run into recently. Zombie hordes, Covens, and even Serial Killers attacking inside the wall. The trip was in hopes of getting the support of Maelonic and the Senate to defend from these attacks.
         Perhaps wishful thinking though we didn't have many other options. The wall in many areas, the outer areas, poverty filled homes, and middle class homes were attacked first. Leaving nowhere else for them to run they were brought into the upper class homes to band together in hopes of fending off the dangers. What had once been a large bustling city had quickly turned into a ghost of its former self. Every member on edge for more attacks.
         It wasn't Maelonic to respond of course. Before Geonat, no Warden addressed their people directly. Instead it was Miner to spoke after sipping his tea, "I have been keeping a close eye on these attacks, they seem to be moving in from here." A map replaced the food and dishes on the table between us.
         From the Great Wall surrounding our city, hand built from Silas himself. to the outside wall. The three of us didn't want to believe where Miner had pointed. Why would we. Most of us believed nothing to live outside the Outer Walls.
         It was Dogtag that spoke this time, "However it doesn't seem that they are just wondering in past the wall, we sent a scout out two weeks ago and lost contact after they reported arriving to the destination."
         "Of course it could mean nothing." Miner finished interupting our thought processes before continuing. "From what I've been watching there are large amounts of monsters and Witches in the area, Coven and Horde joining forces, something beyond is bringing them together."
         "Perhaps you three could escort us to the wall and defend us while we find out what is causing this Chaos." This time is was Maelonic who spoke. zs471 and Girls of course jumping at this opportunity to prove themselves to the Warden and her Circle, along with the Senate, even if it would cost them their lives.
         I had no other choice but to join along of course. It took a few more hours of gathering resources before we set out again, the three of us walking a short distance ahead of Maelonic and her Circle. The journey to the Outer Walls would be more difficult than the journey to the Kingdom.
         We obviously had no clue what we were heading into, nor what dangers lay ahead of us. The last thing I remember was the sharp pain shooting through my head as I fell to the ground. The others failed at fighting off our attackers and quickly following me knocked out and tied up being dragged past the Outer Walls, deeper and deeper into the darkness.
         What awaits us.....

Staff Applications / Mitsuo's Discipliner Application
« on: July 09, 2018, 07:40:54 PM »
IGN: Mitsuo_Wolfblood
Age (as of now): 20, Am In fact a middle aged woman
Timezone: Central
How Long Have You Played On MCP? 5-6 years
Have You Ever Been: Banned, Muted, Kicked? Of Course
If You Have Been, Why, And For How Long? Various Lengths of Times
What is your current playtime on the server? (/playtime)
When can you play on MCP? Whenever needed to hand out the discipline.
What is your rank on the server? Citizen
Why Should We Pick You To Be Our Next Moderator? "Tiss but a scratch"

President Maelonic, Former President Astral, President Zeedin, Former President Geonat, President Silas, fellow MCPer's and people of the world, thank you. We, the citizens of Minecraft Community Prison, are now joined in a great national effort to rebuild our server and restore its promise for all of our people. Together, we will determine the course of MCP and the world for many, many years to come. We will face challenges, we will confront hardships, but we will get the job done. Every four years, we gather on these steps to carry out the orderly and peaceful transfer of power, and we are grateful to President Silas and First Lady Claire for their gracious aid throughout this transition. They have been magnificent. Thank you.
Today's ceremony, however, has very special meaning because today, we are not merely transferring power from one administration to another or from one party to another, but we are transferring power from Washington, D.C. and giving it back to you, the people.
For too long, a small group in our nation's capital has reaped the rewards of government while the people have borne the cost. The server flourished, but the people did not share in its wealth. Donators prospered, but the jobs left and the factories closed. The establishment protected itself, but not the citizens of our server. Their victories have not been your victories. Their triumphs have not been your triumphs. And while they celebrated in our nation's capital, there was little to celebrate for struggling families all across our land.
That all changes starting right here and right now because this moment is your moment, it belongs to you.
It belongs to everyone gathered here today and everyone watching all across MCP. This is your day. This is your celebration. And this, the Minecraft Community Prison, is your server.
What truly matters is not which party controls our government, but whether our government is controlled by the people.
April 12th, 2017 will be remembered as the day the people became the rulers of this nation again.
The forgotten men and women of our server will be forgotten no longer.
Everyone is listening to you now. You came by the tens of millions to become part of a historic movement, the likes of which the server has never seen before.
At the center of this movement is a crucial conviction, that a nation exists to serve its players. MCPians want great schools for their children, safe neighborhoods for their families, and good jobs for themselves. These are just and reasonable demands of righteous people and a righteous public.
But for too many of our players, a different reality exists: mothers and children trapped in poverty in our inner cities; rusted out factories scattered like tombstones across the landscape of our server; an education system flush with cash, but which leaves our young and beautiful students deprived of all knowledge; and the crime and the gangs and the drugs that have stolen too many lives and robbed our country of so much unrealized potential.
This MCPian carnage stops right here and stops right now.
We are one server and their pain is our pain. Their dreams are our dreams. And their success will be our success. We share one heart, one home, and one glorious destiny. The oath of Guard I take today is an oath of allegiance to all MCPians.
For many decades, we've enriched foreign industry at the expense of Mcpian industry; subsidized the armies of other servers, while allowing for the very sad depletion of our military. We've defended other servers' borders while refusing to defend our own.
And spent trillions and trillions of dollars overseas while MCPians's infrastructure has fallen into disrepair and decay. We've made other countries rich, while the wealth, strength and confidence of our server has dissipated over the horizon.
One by one, the factories shuttered and left our shores, with not even a thought about the millions and millions of MCPian workers that were left behind. The wealth of our middle class has been ripped from their homes and then redistributed all across the world.
But that is the past. And now, we are looking only to the future.
We assembled here today are issuing a new decree to be heard in every city, in every foreign server, and in every hall of power. From this day forward, a new vision will govern our land. From this day forward, it's going to be only MCP first, MCP first.
Every decision on trade, on taxes, on immigration, on foreign affairs will be made to benefit MCPian workers and MCPian families. We must protect our borders from the ravages of other serverss making our products, stealing our companies and destroying our jobs.
Protection will lead to great prosperity and strength. I will fight for you with every breath in my body and I will never ever let you down.
MCP will start winning again, winning like never before.
We will bring back our jobs. We will bring back our borders. We will bring back our wealth. And we will bring back our dreams.
We will build new roads and highways and bridges and airports and tunnels and railways all across our wonderful nation. We will get our people off of welfare and back to work, rebuilding our country with MCPian hands and MCPian labor.
We will follow two simple rules; buy MCPian and hire MCPian.
We will seek friendship and goodwill with the servers of the world, but we do so with the understanding that it is the right of all servers to put their own interests first. We do not seek to impose our way of life on anyone, but rather to let it shine as an example. We will shine for everyone to follow.
We will reinforce old alliances and form new ones and unite the civilized world against radical Islamic terrorism, which we will eradicate from the face of the Earth.
At the bedrock of our politics will be a total allegiance to Minecraft Community Prison, and through our loyalty to our server, we will rediscover our loyalty to each other. When you open your heart to patriotism, there is no room for prejudice.
The Bible tells us how good and pleasant it is when God's people live together in unity. We must speak our minds openly, debate our disagreements honestly, but always pursue solidarity. When MCP is united, MCP is totally unstoppable.
There should be no fear. We are protected and we will always be protected. We will be protected by the great men and women of our military and law enforcement. And most importantly, we will be protected by God.
Finally, we must think big and dream even bigger. In MCP, we understand that a nation is only living as long as it is striving. We will no longer accept politicians who are all talk and no action, constantly complaining, but never doing anything about it.
The time for empty talk is over. Now arrives the hour of action.
Do not allow anyone to tell you that it cannot be done. No challenge can match the heart and fight and spirit of MCP. We will not fail. Our server will thrive and prosper again.
We stand at the birth of a new millennium, ready to unlock the mysteries of space, to free the earth from the miseries of disease, and to harness the energies, industries and technologies of tomorrow. A new national pride will stir ourselves, lift our sights and heal our divisions.
It's time to remember that old wisdom our soldiers will never forget, that whether we are black or brown or white, we all bleed the same red blood of patriots.
We all enjoy the same glorious freedoms and we all salute the same great MCPian flag.
And whether a child is born in the urban sprawl of C-Block or the wind-swept plains of Baron, they look up at the same night sky, they fill their heart with the same dreams, and they are infused with the breath of life by the same almighty creator.
So to all MCPians in every city near and far, small and large, from mountain to mountain, from ocean to ocean, hear these words: You will never be ignored again.
Your voice, your hopes, and your dreams will define our MCPian destiny. And your courage and goodness and love will forever guide us along the way.
Together, we will make MCP strong again. We will make MCP wealthy again. We will make MCP proud again. We will make MCP safe again. And yes, together we will make MCP great again.
Thank you. God bless you. And God bless MCP.
Thank you.
God bless MCP.

Off Topic / CDGS Informer - #1 - Staff Updates, CDMC HoF and More!
« on: January 10, 2018, 05:04:21 PM »
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What is up! Ladies and gentlemen I'm your host Killer Mittstarr kicking off our first official issue of CDGS Informer. We have quite a few stories to get through so without further ado lets get riiiiight into the news!

MCP Hall of Fame!

Back sometime during the Season 2 MCP Alert we began to compile users into a "MCP Hall of Fame", this was started by Dragon1240 and will be continuing here while MCP Alert is on vacation. The first member of the MCP Hall of Fame was the owner himself Silas_Bowen. After careful consideration we have decided to induct this man into the MCP Hall of Fame.

For those of you who can't match the name to skin, Pointlessbob! We briefly discussed inducting another Warden, or Network-Admin ;) into our HoF however who better to give the honor to besides Pointlessbob? If you don't know who Pointless is//was, he is a former MCP Guard, amazing player, chill guy on Ts, and Silas_Bowen's nightmare when it comes to Suggestions ;).

Samples of his Suggestion works:

Quote from: Pointlessbob

"Economic Reconstructions",2703.msg15239.html#msg15239

"Growth of MCP",2601.msg14791.html#msg14791

"Guard Classes",2528.msg14388.html#msg14388

The suggestions just keep going on and on. You can explore more of his suggestions if you have time to read via the suggestions section of the forums under "MCP//Convicted". My most remembered time of Pointlessbob personally was his 1v9 against the prisoners as Head-Guard. A guard who takes a lickin and keeps on ticking, gapple after gapple, armor set after armor set, Pointlessbob was finally able to pull out the victory against at the time some of MCP's better Pvper's.

MCP Hall of Fame Pt 2

As MCP Alert closes temporarily we are moving the MCP Hall of Fame towards MCP Alert's partner, CDGS Informant. This will be an every other weekly segment, with me doing one story and then Mit doing the next, I'll be covering newer players while Mit covers the older and most likely banned players. Today we have a player who is still around today and joined in V5. The third inductee to the MCP Hall of Fame is Miner01! Miner first joined MCP in V5 where he became a mod and later a warden. Miner was demoted late V6 and was then promoted to Developer at a later time and date. He is still active and will soon be marrying MCP's favorite nurse, LittleLea. He still helps the server grow and hopefully is here to stay.


Staff Updates!

There has been yet another staff member selected. This has been the first staff selection in the 2018 MCP Year. We here at MCP Alert offer our congrats to the new guard Pb64. This new guard was a good sign as a starting point for many in hopes of getting the problem staff members removed.

Using that topic to quickly swing into a related topic, problem staff members. It has really become something obvious both on the server and on the forums that there is a "Civil War" going on. This seems to between our guards and a few prisoners. Firstly listing off the guards two key members, Nator27 and MasterScare. A third guard is involved, Kittiwolf, however it seems this user is slowly drifting off into Oblivion with their activity slowly becoming less and less. The key players in this are MattMab and Mitsuo_Wolfblood.

While some of the complaints from these two players are justified some wonder if they are just acting out to get these guards demoted. On the other side of this, these guards do have quite a circle to back up their arguments. Both sides have a bit of immaturity fits coming from them, however one would believe the guards to be the more "professional" in this situation. Without taking a side, this obviously isn't the case.

Jumping back to the players proper reports have been filed against not one but both guards in the situation, Nator27 which can be found here;

Nator27 Abuse reports:,5505.0.html - Improper banning,5515.0.html - Safezoning while pvping

MasterScare Abuse Report:,5513.0.html - Not calling for contraband

Keeping in mind that these abuse reports are still active and awaiting a verdict it's safe to assume those involved are holding their breath to see the outcome. It's common knowledge that arguements and dislike are nothing new to the server, nor are Prisoner//Guard rivals. However, in this day and age of MCP it seems that things have quickly escalated to new levels.

Going off of the abuse reports, they do seem to have solid proof behind them, the guards in question have defended themselves, the prisoners have responded back. Switing to the In-Game things don't cool down and the rivalry is just as heated. Both sides slinging insults whenever they can. However, from this reporters eyes it does seem that some of the more in-game insults are coming from Nator27. We aren't saying that the other side is clean either with Mitsuo_Wolfblood throwing his own insults at both guards from time to time. Something will eventually have to give with this. Where do we draw the line?

**We are not taking a side, just reporting something big involving various members of our community.

LSI Rebranded!

LSI has recently announced that they will be opening up their doors for the third time. However, with the re-opening of this company they have decided to go ahead with a rebranding now going by the name, Law Firm Saviors Inc. Previously, Loving Sensations Incorperated. Along with this rebranding they have sold the company into the ever growing monopoly, CDMC, Community Driven Minecraft Community. Those of you who are unaware CDMC also owns both news organizations MCP Alert and CDGS Informer.

We were able to reach out and get the first public statement from LSI Co-Founder and active owner Mitsuo_Wolfblood earlier today, this is what he had to say,

"LFS Inc has always been 'open'. However, after sitting back and watching this up and coming company grow and expand we have decided it's the best time if any to join forces with them in hopes of furthering our own company. We obviously won't be revealing how much we sold for, however we can say that all contracted writers for both MCP Alert and CDGS Informer are now represented by us. While the other Co-Founder Cougarboy has taken a break from LFS Inc. I am searching for someone to step in and take on bits and pieces of his role. Obviously this job won't be handed to just anyone and there will be requirements, as of right now however nobody really has our eye. In closing we are extremely excited to begin working with CDMC and can't wait to see what the future holds for the both of us."

Contracts for our writers are currently undergoing the process to being transfered, and with some cases being re-written by LFS Inc. and writers should expect to start having contract terms fulfilled within the up coming week. With the re-opening and rebranding of LFS Inc. their office is currently undergoing renovations and will be open soon™ in the Mega Plots alongside current headquarters for CDMC.

zs471 Interview Pt. 2

Interviewer: Why didn’t you pay your child support?

zs471: I was… I was ineligible to pay, I was in the hospital, I died in a car accident.

Interviewer: You DIED in a car accident?

zs471: Yes

Interviewer: Explain that.

zs471: No further questions.

In Closing:

A very big first issue for CDGS Informer. Stories not written by myself have been tagged properly, any not tagged were by myself. Remember, issues will be released every Wednesday around this time if not a little later. If you have any suggestions feel free to leave them below in the comments and we may take them into consideration.

Staff Reports / MasterScare not calling for sword.
« on: January 04, 2018, 06:57:20 PM »
Your IGN: Mitsuo --Recording by MattMab
Abuser?s IGN: MasterScare
Abuser?s rank: C-Guard
What the abuser was doing: Not calling for sword
When this happened: (Include date and timezone) January 4th, 2018
Proof: (insert an image or video here)

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Additional info:

Just posting as Matt was heading to work and couldn't post.

Don't care what happens, just proof for future cases.

Off Topic / CDGS Informer - Special - New Year New Me
« on: January 03, 2018, 05:11:10 PM »
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What is up! CDGS Nation I'm your host Killer MittStarr, and without wasting any time lets get riiiiiiight into the news!

Starting off the new year strong we are releasing our first special for the year. We will officially getting into our normal weekly schedule. However, I'm just starting off with a special to kick the year off right. Now generally people go with the whole "New Year New Me" saying, however fail to go through with it. I for one will be going through with it and renouncing my insulting ways and will be apologizing to anyone I have insulted in the past. Instead of pointing out all the negatives in everyone I'm going to be pointing out all the great things our players have done! So without further ado lets start with some of the recent targets of our parent paper, MCP Alert.

LittleLea - I know our parent paper MCP Alert talked a lot of crap out this woman but honestly she's just amazing.. She's honestly loyal as hell to her friends, and she always looks out for them or backs them up when it's needed. She's amazing with new players and always willing to help them out when they ask for it, let alone being super active on the server.

Nator27 - This guy here man where do we start? We've given him a lot of crap over the last few weeks but he just takes those insults and keeps on kicking. Amazing guard, like honestly probably up in the top ten of all time guards. Quite literally ranks above Pointlessbob. I'm pretty sure this guy could take a 10v1 and win, he's basically the Chuck Norris of our little server. Don't even get me started on how nice this guy is either, like man. If you're looking for a role model this is the man to go to.

Kittiwolf - Where do we even start with this great person.  I mean they take criticism pretty darn good in this day and age. They do get a lot of hate over the whole "Gender debate" but I mean hey we should respect whatever the feel they are. They are one of the best guards on the server along with the above Nator. I mean any new guard should be honored to be under the command of Kitti and Nator. I mean just like the other two I have endless praise for this person!

All in all these two guys are just amazi....................

The hell is this???

Yeah fuck that, We ain't changing for no year. CDGS Informer coming to a forum near you soon™

Staff Reports / Nator27 Abuse Report
« on: January 03, 2018, 03:50:18 PM »
Your IGN: Mitsuo_Wolfblood
Abuser?s IGN: Nator27
Abuser?s rank: A-Guard
What the abuser was doing: Banned me for one day for "Staff Diss"
When this happened: (Include date and timezone) January 3, 2018 5:40 Central Standard Time
Proof: (insert an image or video here)

Additional info: I was having a chat in Ts about the KOS lists that Factions used to have back in the day. To spice things up a bit I said "#BringBackKOS" Nator27 said to "bringbackbattleboats" So in return I said that battleboats is about as aids as you. This isn't something extremely bannable and should have been dealt with by a mute for 15m after the first mute if I had continued with comments like this then yes I would have accepted the day ban as obviously a mute hadn't done the job. However, with this being the first case of me insulting him then I find it a bit unfair that he automatically goes and bans me for one day over this one comment.

I would like to be unbanned if possible and something to be done about this. Whether it be telling him the proper actions over this or whatever course of action Silas feels is necessary.

Off Topic / MCP Alert - New Years Special!!
« on: December 31, 2017, 10:00:10 PM »
Just a quick little note here, I know that my parts in this video have bad quality, will do a bit of testing around to get my mic to sound a bit louder. This was just something I myself, with audio from MCP Writers, put together and don't have a lot of experience in doing. Anyways, enjoy.

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Staff Reports / LittleLea Abuse Report
« on: December 30, 2017, 07:44:00 PM »
Your IGN: Mitsuo
Abuser?s IGN: LittleLea
Abuser?s rank: Moderator
What the abuser was doing: Immaturity on forums//Having another user write her application
When this happened: (Include date and timezone) August 23, 2017 Moderator App Submitted // December 30, 2017 Immaturity on forums
Proof: (insert an image or video here)

This will be a bit long however it is mainly images, the main comments will be under the additional information section.


Her Application:

The Application wrote for her:

Side by side:

"How long have you played on MCP"

Her Application:

Application wrote for her:

"What is your playtime"

Her Application:

Application wrote for her:

"Why should we pick to be the next moderator"

Her Application:

Application wrote for her:

As you can see both applications are similar, the application wrote for her was created a little bit before she applied for moderator, however besides a few updated sections about her information on MCP, her rank, and playtime she used the application word to word. This is a bit old, this next section however is from December 30th 2017.

Immaturity on forums:

All of these were posted over the span of roughly one to two hours. While I don't see posting memes in itself, I do however see an issue with all but spamming a thread with memes that are not relevant to the situation. Had they been somewhat relevant to the thread, and not the only thing she posted, minus the first few comments and the very end of her commenting then I doubt anyone, let alone myself would have seen an issue with this. Just the range of her memes and the way she handled the entire situation in itself shows the level of immaturity over situations like this.

Additional info:

As many players continue to tell me if I have an issue with a staff member then I should be creating a staff abuse report. Now that I've had time I have decided to indeed make this a staff report. I have left out some of the older things I brought up on the MCP Alert where all of this information was brought to everyone's attention.

Basing her reactions on the thread and the way she commented, whether with memes or with her words she handled it very poorly for someone the server sees as a moderator. I will however now mention that "I will not be triggered" Is something that she seems to have broken a few times, which can be seen in these two other cases,,5333.msg31470.html#msg31470 - A previous abuse report on her.

When it comes to certain topics she completely looses her chill, and if things seem to go against her she turns to posting memes as shown with the MCP Alert issue on her.

I didn't really say anything about her use of language, but seeing the screenshot from her comment on a former thread she uses curses quite often, let alone for a moderator. Any time I've been a staff member I know I would receive a ton of crap for using even the smallest of language anyone found offensive and was told to knock it off. However in that screenshot alone, there are four cases of her cursing, two times using the shit word and two times using the fucking word. Neither word should be used by a moderator, let alone in such a little time frame.

Whether anything comes from this report is completely up to Silas. It is good however for this information to be posted on the forums, let alone in a staff report format for future cases such as this one.

Off Topic / CDGS Informer - Events, Problem Players and more!
« on: December 22, 2017, 07:52:58 PM »
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What's going on guys I'm your host Killer MittStarrr lets get riiiiiight into the news!

Problem Players:

Around 10 AM EST, a C blocker going by the name of Fullysick and Meifwa_Leader started a rain of Toxicity on MCP remarks. This only came to an end when both players had left the server. At this time no Staff Member where online at this time to do anything about these toxic C’s. Player Mattmab soon posted a Forms post about these player leading to Sr-Guard masterovie to get on and ban Fullysick. This story may be updated if new information comes out.

--Mr. Scare

Song of the Week!

In the introduction issue welcoming you guys to the brand new CDGS Informant I mentioned we will be bringing several new segments to you guys. The first new segment will be a music video of the week. Each and every week on our Friday issue we will post a music video that we feel is either popular or just some of our favorites. If you have a song you feel would fit for song of the week then send it in to us via the pm feature and it may make the news!

The first song of the week is 'I'm Not Racist' by Joyner Lucas. As always I am late on the music scene and never really listen or find music when it first hits the internet however this song has a strong message and seems to still be going strong despite being posted nearly a month ago.

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I had attempted to do this previously when MCP Alert first began to build a public image. However, many things were going on in my life and one of our most anticipated events fell through. This time however planning will be more thought out and will happen. I am of course referring to the Yu-Gi-Oh tournament! If you are interested in participating comment your name. Sign-ups for this will end Friday evening and teams if needed will be announced much like the last time. When the participants are announced we will announce the time, date, rules and everything in between. We hope to have the turn out we had last time.

Off Topic / Rise of a Monopoly!
« on: December 21, 2017, 10:34:04 PM »
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What's up Ladies and Gents. I'm the host Killer MittStarr here. Recently I posted an update involving the future of PJR. However, Nator attempted various ways of getting out of the contract where I bought the rights to his news organization. He claimed that since I bought the rights during Prisoners Journal Review, he still owned Prisoners Journal. Completely false. We however decided to sell back to Nator for 500,000.  In doing this we have decided to take what we built in the last issue and rebrand our branch completely.

So Lads and Lasses, I welcome you to the first edition of the brand new, CDGS Informant. We will be bringing over the new board of directors we mentioned in the last issue to the Informant. We will state however that we are underneath the same CEO and COO working for MCP Alert. Our news broadcasting station will be located in the same area which is currently undergoing construction.

The Future:

The future of the Informant is quite simply to be the starting point for up and coming journalists wanting to share their view on the community and their own opinions on a broad platform. Those who impress here could possibly be offered a position in MCP Alert for an even broader platform. In a way we are the starting point. We are accepting all applicants hoping to start out, whether to build a name for themselves or simply to share their own opinions with the community.

MittStarr Works for MCP Alert!?

Yes. Despite our past issues with one another we have decided to let the past stay in the past and work together once again. MittStarr will be in control of the CDGS Informant and no control or say on MCP Alert. I have however learned from my past mistakes and hope that I can bring back those readers that I lost over the story I let through production. If you have low hopes for this news paper stick around for a little while and give us a chance!

Issue Releases

As I believe I covered in the last update I posted recently I will be posting CDGS Informant weekly. Currently I am aiming for two releases per week. Once on Tuesdays and on Fridays. If I hope to keep this schedule the first official issue will be released tomorrow so keep your eyes open for that! We will be covering all forms of news from the server, getting interviews with new players to the community and even older players if they are willing to sit down for a few minutes of their time. In the next issue I will be starting a few new segments that I hope you guys will enjoy and take part in. On top of all that I will be bringing you the second of all time non Minecraft events ;) This time they won't fall through as planning will be well thought out and planned before we release dates and times on these events.


This is a huge start over for us. We hope you guys will be willing to give myself, MittStarr, time to iron out everything and bring to you guys some quality content. I know my track record isn't the greatest however I aim to change that with CDGS Informant. If our issue times change at any point I will either announce it in a Special Issue or in a public statement.

On a few side notes, we are currently looking for freelance writers to work with us. We currently offer 10k per story that we accept from you. Contract negations will go further if you so wish. If you want more information send me a mail and we will get in contact with you ASAP.

Off Topic / MCP Alert - Season 2 Upgraded!
« on: December 06, 2017, 10:49:44 PM »
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What's up guys, I'm your brand new host, MittyIsHere. We have some major breaking stories for you guys, along with some updates to our current public image. So without further ado, lets get right into the news!!

MittStarr and TheOffensiveTruth update

For those of you who somehow missed out on all the drama caused this past Sunday by the former host, Killer Mittstarr, and temp writer "TheOffensiveTruth" authored and published an article putting many of the server females, and even our very own Sr. Guard MasterOvie on 'blast;. We did try reaching out to both of these guys for their thoughts, to try and found out why they would do something like this, and what the motivation was behind it but got answers from neither side.

Shortly after the article was published the CEO of MCP Alert published a quick update to clear the air and announce that both TheOffensiveTruth, and Killer Mittstar have been fired from the company. This story is still undergoing investigation by a few of the community members, along with some of our writers to try and get to the bottom of this situation, however nothing has turned up yet.


Recent Voting Exploitation

Recently an exploitation which allowed Dogtag93 to vote numerous times on one of the websites in one day. This allowed him to have over 40 votes at one point over the legal possible limit. He reported it to Silas and was testing it for him when he reported it. He continued to "test" this exploit for further research. He requested to be moved down to the legal limit on Christmas Points and votetop. He has dropped down to fourth on votetop and 8th on Christmas points after being in the lead in both events. Since the exploitation Silas has replaced the voting site with the a new and improved voting website, "" we hope this change goes well and give a thanks to Dogtag for reporting this exploit.


Challenger Approaching

Hey what's up guys it's Scarce here and it looks like an old MCP newspaper has migrated to the forums. Now I guess they're calling themselves 'Prisoners Journal Revived' or PJR for short. Heh, more like 'Practically Just Retarded' #amiright. Now this PJR, it's over-cooked on the bottom, crispy as fuck and it just looks like Ghandi's flip flop. It is run by this fat ass, gorilla back, crust lip, bacon jelly mayonnaise sandwich, "hey norbit" lookin ass bitch otherwise known as our good friend Nator. Honestly they surprise me, surprise me how absolutely shit they are. One piece of advice I have for them is to take one look at themselves in the mirror, because they're a fuckin' disgrace. With that said it looks like their first online article was mostly just responses of the females called out in the last issue of MCP Alert, which is cool I guess, but we'll see soon if they can come up with any actual stories with their next issue. The PJR actually got in a lot of hot water for their first issue as well. Apparently at the end of the journal there was an interview with Dragon1240, however no one would know this because he wasn't listed as a guest on the journal or even creditted during the interview, just the mear heading of 'Dragon1240 interview' above the text. We here at MCP Alert wish Nator and friends bad luck in their endevors and look forward to their next edition.


More Information about Christmas Points

A week into December and the Christmas Points contest is a very close race... for second place. Boysocute has been DOMINATING the Christmas Points Contest with over a 12 people lead at most occasions due to the fact of where he lives. He is able to take part in the Non-NA time zone events which happen very late at night or early in the morning for most users which due to the lack of players has allowed Boysocute to get the ez pz winz for dayz. However the next 3 contestants, MasterOvie, ThatLispyKid, and Kittiwolf are all within 5-10 points of each other at most times. Christmas Points can be gained by winning events, Doing the Christmas Tree Parkour, Sewer Maze, and voting. We at MCP Alert advise the use of fair play during these times as cheating can either end up in a removal of points or a ban. Until next time, good luck to all contestants!


Lord63 Giveaway

Aaand for our next story today, we got a giveaway hosted by hosted by local MCP player Lord63. For this give away players had to post a unique number from 1-100 in reply to his forums post, whosever number was closest to one randomly generated by Lord63, won a $25 itunes gift card, this contest ended about a day before this was written with Littlelea being the winner of the gift card. This was pretty cool of Lord63 to do, however they did get in a bit of hot water over this as they titled it "hey guys" assuming the gender of anybody who read or entered the topic. They also have said they plan on doing a few more giveaways throughout the month, so be on the lookout for that. -As of the day before publishing another contest is up for 50 christmas crates-


MCP Alert Updates and Challenges

To finish out this brand new start to MCP Alert we want to ask you guys in the community for help us out. The challenge is to take the above intro video and make something similar, using the same colour scheme and create an into video for MCP Alert. The reward will be given out, along with the prizes for the last contest we held on Saturday if anyone sends in a decent video to be used. Winners for our previous contest, Treasure Hunting, will be announced in the next issue of MCP Alert.

After careful talks with some of our writers we have decided to expand our posting dates and will be posting three times a week. Saturdays will remain our main issue, but expect up to, two, extra issues per week. Two more times of MCP Alert greatness? Who could complain.

Moving past our previous issue, and the issues caused by Mittstarr and TheOffensiveTruth, we hope to gain back up in our public image, for you guys in the community to see us as your number one news source. For the time being though, I've been your host MittyIsHere. See you next time!

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