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Off Topic / guard union update
« on: April 01, 2022, 07:02:35 PM »

Staff Reports / discouraging interaction i had with a guard
« on: April 01, 2022, 05:37:08 PM »

Staff Applications / pointlessbob's Head-Guard Application
« on: March 31, 2022, 05:49:30 PM »
What is your IGN? pointlessbob
How old are you as of now? 21
What is your current playtime on the server? (/playtime) 120 hours
When can you play on MCP? Whenever there's trouble.
What is your timezone? EDT/EST
What is your rank on the server? Baron
Do you have any experience with other prison servers? Unironically land-locked to MCP for like 8+ years
Do you have any experience with guarding? Give a list of servers and your guard rank (IP if possible). N/A
Have you read both the guard rules and the prisoner rules, even the ones in the info room? REEEEEEE

Why should we pick you to be our next guard?
I hear you've got a union problem. I've led countless raids on the guard faction over the years--I understand the weaknesses of the force. If you want this union busted within 24 hours, I'm the man to hire. Ditch these hooligans and hire whatever band of misfits you see fit. As Head-Guard, I'll turn whatever fresh recruits you throw at me into real, burly, and steadfast MEN: proper law enforcement officers that know how to defend themselves and the prison. I will personally abolish the overarching weakness of the guard arsenal through proper regime and clever strategy.

The prison would be on lockdown-- prisoner safety never-before-seen in MCP. With my leadership, I will allow no band of infidels to disrupt the operations of the prison. I also have a knack for collecting the finest of wooden swords from the tree farm. But I don't come cheap. I want a salary of $25,000 per hour, and immediate Head-Guard rank upon on-boarding so that I can begin the radical reformation and proper training that the guards need to stand their ground.

Hire me, and the guard faction will be a force to be reckoned with.

Bug Reports / no knockback, weird bow reset glitch
« on: March 27, 2022, 09:43:56 AM »

- the bow reset happens randomly throughout, I'll put back and fire but instead of launching an arrow, it just resets the pullback animation
- the no knockback from the bow happens towards the end, had to pump at least 5 shots into that beast before it even acknowledged the punch. this happens pretty frequently, the other half of the time it works decently O.K.
- other times the arrow straight up hits but disappears

heard mit talking about how his gapple eat animation resets like the bow reset thing

fyi goldeagle is probably not hacking but just a weird ass thing that happens. it happens with the other guards but moreso with him than others--ping thing? who knows

the animation resets are new (post-anti cheat update)
the knockback and vanishing arrows is old

Bug Reports / Game-breaking bug
« on: March 24, 2022, 03:13:35 PM »
This vote link claims that players can vote 6 times for MCP and 6 times for HCF. This is a blatant lie and obvious deception.
Players can currently only vote 8 times and only for MCP.
Thank the lord I found this. Imagine how confused new players would be if they saw this.

Suggestions / Bows with more knockback
« on: March 21, 2022, 04:10:40 PM »
I think that the punch enchantment should be modified to apply more knockback than usual.

On an unrelated note: heatseeking arrows

Suggestions / MONEY DROPS!!!
« on: March 18, 2022, 03:06:30 PM »
aside from prisoners and guards make it so that when you kill a player you get rather a % or fix amount of their balance

Suggestions / A case for natural-mob spawning farms
« on: March 16, 2022, 08:07:34 AM »
Whatever mob cap rule MCP currently has severely hinders the efficiency of natural spawning mob farms. This wasn't that big of a problem when the average player count was lower, as you could usually find a window of time where the hindrance was low. Now that there's a consistent number of players on at a given time, those windows are now little to none.

I bring this up due to the availability of mob spawners in the cdgs shop. Spawner-based farms are currently the most reliable as they are not affected by the mob cap rules imposed. Vanilla players could set up a spawner-based farm, but they are limited to 1-2 spawners, maybe 3 if you get very lucky with cave-spiders.

This leads to a P2W element for spawners: vanilla players simply cannot compete with the gigachad wallets who buy 10+ spawners, granting themselves not only unrivalled farm efficiency, but unique item drops tailored to their liking.
With the current nerfed setup of natural-spawning based farms, vanilla players are intrinsically limited to naturally generated spawners, restricting their EXP efficiency and variety of item drops to the whims of whatever is naturally spawned in the world. For example, without working natural-mob spawning farms, there is no reasonable way to compete in EXP or gunpowder efficiency compared to MrMoney[$$$] who donated for 10 creeper spawners.

I have similar quarrels with crates but I'll take it one step at a time.

There is nothing wrong with having the option to buy these things in the store, but it quickly becomes an issue when you can only get these items from the store.

You've recently talked about a Baron+ rank, which could rectify these issues by adding an expensive in-game option to obtain these items in a vanilla fashion.

thank you for coming to my ted talk

Bug Reports / hitreg video
« on: March 07, 2022, 05:48:30 PM »
first ~10 non registered hits on kelinu at the start is my favourite part
also my bow doesn't register and/or do knockback 50% of the time


Suggestions / fix hit reg
« on: March 06, 2022, 06:39:40 PM »
mcp will be bussin I promise you

Off Topic / Old Photos
« on: August 30, 2019, 08:33:02 AM »
So I have a bunch of old screenshots on one of my old hard drives
It doesn't go as far back as I thought it did but I think it's worth to post some of them for nostalgia stuff

Feel free to post your own memories if you have em
anyway here they are


Defending the prison from atrocities
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Blowing up MCP
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Wardens trolling the fuck out of my bases
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Trolling baileysara's statue
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My totally legit and 100% built by me sugarcane farm that silas didn't seem to agree with
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Claire abuse
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Destroying the entire server at checkers
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Random shit in the prison
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Me bringing a shit ton of dogs into the prison and starting a prison riot with them
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Very important secret
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Off Topic / Ancient Mayan God 2013 [COLORIZED]
« on: August 25, 2019, 03:38:51 PM »

Bug Reports / are fishing drops removed
« on: February 02, 2018, 10:53:34 AM »
like, getting leather and shit from fishing

Suggestions / Make Mines PvP Areas
« on: August 17, 2017, 04:39:12 PM »
I want to kill Geonat in the mine

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